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Adventures With Your Pet Rock- an ASMR diary entry [F4A] [Googly Eyes, Glue & a little Heavy Metal] (Patreon)

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2024-01-12 13:00:04
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2026-06
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It's been 10 long years, and your pet rock has been with you every step of the way. Through thick and thin you can always count on her to be there for you. Unfortunately, you've discovered that there is a "rock rule" that you can only own a pet rock for so long- everything must come to an end after all. Your pet rock is trying to stay strong but even she finds herself getting emotional...Luckily, she has the perfect plan to keep you two together. Well, you all asked for it so here it is- Rock-chan uwuA big thank you to a friend for letting me take this silly picture by their place lol. I was dead set on having a desert-like background during the sunset (or at least close to it!) I hope this silly story of mine starts you all off to a good weekend! :P

Comments

Artilleriez

No, I can't do this. The sheer existence of this monstrosity is creating mental incohesion. My dog is going crazy, my screen is beginning to glitch and my room light is flickering. Oh well. I suppose this takes the saying "There are many pebbles on the beach" to a whole new level. Gosh, I hate how good you are at keeping to your word. Though "you ALL asked for it" is a bit of a loaded statement, Ali. At least the fanart for this will be easy... lmao All that joking aside, this was funny as hell. XD Y'all can be real jokesters sometimes. I can imagine the rock god listening to every word we're saying and laughing at us. As for the thumbnail - I was actually expecting this to be a royalty-free stock image or something. The fact you made this rock and took this photo yourself is crazy! Kudos to you, Alichu. I hope you and any Alicat reading has a great weekend!

JokermanTalon

Woah dude, crazy how realistic the art looks in this one. A massive change in style from your normal art. Still just as cute as all your other character tho! I really didn't know what to expect when coming into this video, but I didn't realize that committing crimes against a god was an option even in my wildest dreams.

Kai Zomei

This is quite the bizarre asmr all things considered. Having you be the pet rock and talking to me initially had me like "well, that's the rules of this universe" then you made it a questioning of my sanity. Nice job on the scenario.

codytachi

How does this rock fit into the Alichuart lore?? 🪨👀

BloodyAzazel

Man, asmr is so good it doesn't even need an art thumbnail. It's just starting there. (Am I the only one who doesn't get a bit of a flashback in that spongebob movie where that dude from shell city just puts eyes on a clam, only this time it's on a rock this time?)

Phosphophyllite

Listening to this audio while staring deep into the thumbnail made me remember something from long ago. A sea slug that went by the name Ventricosus. I helped her get back to the ocean only to be tricked and my legs stolen. she repaid my kindness with new legs, but that's neither here nor there. I could have referenced the newer chapter, but I don't know if your caught up to the manga XD. Loved the crazy Alichu-ness that poured out of this video. It was a rock-solid audio. Also, the....symbology....used in the picture to showcase that this little rock will one day become a mountain that loves her human. Truly a sci-fi, fantasy, romance...god defying...American Mcgee type of psycho character you have built XD. I hope while you read the first part of my post you imagined Phos's face when Ventricosus first speaks to them. XD

Sir Skelington

Why you gotta do that, why you gotta make me feel emotions in a video about a rock with googly eyes. This is lowkey one of my favorites, partially for the story and partially because I wasn't expecting that from this video. I really liked the ending it feels so much like a movie, "Rides off into sunset on a motorcycle with pet rock after having spat in the face of rock god".

Wheniks

Now I want the misadventures ASMR of the human and the rock

Secular Succotash

Holy shit Alichu. I don’t know how else to say it but…I think you’ve peaked. I mean really how do you go up from here? Nothing could compare to this gut-wrenching, heartstopping tale of a man and his rock against the world. I laughed, I cried, I cheered. This is art!!! ART I TELL YOU!!! I could perish know my life is complete, having seen this beautiful expression of the human condition. A standing ovation for you Alichu, you’ve outdone yourself Jokes aside this one has me straight up belly laughing at 0100 in the morning lol, my neighbors probably wanna kill me. Hopefully none are ASMRtists trying to record! I was already giggling like a dumbass but the, “I’m literally your rock” really sent me over the edge. That background though really reminds of the Mojave, or just SoCal in general. Wish I could say I got fond memories of the place but spending a month living in a tent in the desert, no showers, no hot meals, no phone? Yeeeeah let’s just say the Mojave can fuck itself haha. Don’t get me wrong it was a cool experience but I’m glad I’m now working in a place where that’ll never happen. Actually I woulda gone back there this last November if I hadn’t moved lol

Rowan O'Brien

I have no idea how this ended up on my feed, but I am really glad that it did 😂