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Ali rambles: telling you funny stories :P [rain background] (Patreon)

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2024-03-06 06:05:51
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Hello everyone, I hope you're having a good day/night! I've gotten a few messages and comments lately of a few people mentioning they are going through some stressful things, and I can relate. In my experience the best way to combat stress or feeling down is to laugh. As such, I thought I would tell you all some funny stories about myself :P Like I said, I laugh at myself all the time so feel free to laugh at me too. I put in some rain for maximum relation vibes lol.

Apologies for me clearing my throat so much. It's still pretty cold where I live so it's just something that's been going on lately ;//; I think I may have mentioned this in the audio but as for my cousin who played football, it wasn't anything like serious football- it was basically just a bunch of little kids running around and that's about it xD I wasn't there when he hurt his other arm while playing but I did see the aftermath of it. He laughs about it now too so it's all good lol.

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BloodyAzazel

Bruh, how do you even do that, like ik that falling up the stairs is a common thing for me but wow. I remember having to be a third wheel all the time and I'm just hating the fact of doing it because I'm just their to be a "supervisor," or just an Uber driver. For that concert thing, I'm sorry for the L ngl. You were just so close and yet it was all for nothing. Like if you know that she has similar interest with the daughter/son of yours, then that's a guaranteed love life right there like come on. Now that I read vibe in the description, you've just brought something funny that I remembered. My older brother told me about his friends kid that apparently left his like Jr high school to go to a different Jr high school where he could hang out with his girlfriend. They apparently were caught making out and such and when he came back and was questioned of what he was doing, he said, "We were just vibing." Now evertime I hear anyone say vibe, I'm automatically thinking they are just making out and it's just gonna frustrate me from time to time. Here's where I can relate to a lot about the football and being the older sibling Alichu. I remember having to deal with my brother being an irritation to me when he got done with a soccer game, so I legitimately did the same thing you did Alichu which was slam his ass on the ground, only instead of breaking his arm, I apparently made him land his hand on poison ivy in the grass. I think I also just love the fact of someone who just either knows not to be messed with or one that can be serious at times, like you Alichu. As for the older siblings thing, I'm like the middle brother of the other 2 brothers I have and now that the older one has moved out, I've been in nothing but an annoyance from the little one: always just bugging me and such. However, there is one thing I always will tell myself which you would probably agree with: I know that I can always hate him, but I will always have to care for him. I was always there for him when times were tough, he needed a layout of the schools I've went to, and he always insisted on asking if I ever wanted anything when he went out to eat almost everytime. As much as it seems that I never did a lot for him back then, I've done more to make sure he's safer than I am at all cost.

M-A

Not to be mean, but your fear of escalators suddenly made me hear Patrick Star's line, but in "It's just moving there... MENACINGLY!!". Sad how I can relate, I was afraid when I was young that my shoe laces would get stuck in some and then I'd lose my entire shoe or boot. Ah, to be young and dumb... Still am dumb. Ahh, fathers ruining stuff, how relatable as well... *Sigh* They do have that knack, huh? Got to see such a concert in the end? :/ You're the oldest sibling? Hmmmm. A protective one you are then, guess you do give off big-sis energy. Then you will haunt your siblings upon death, becoming a real-life Gengar or Mimikyu! So a blob of darkness with grabby hands, ready to pull us into darkness within darkness. Nice. :3 /jk

JokermanTalon

I don't have a fear of escalators per say but I have seen some of the things that can happen with them and it is defiantly not good lol. Also when I used to go into work before work from home I would get in before the escalators were turned on and walking on turned off escalators feels very strange. Sorry to hear about you missing a concert as a kid. I'm sure your dad had his reasons but I would have also been super bummed about that tbh. Also your story about your cousin remined me of a time that me and my cousin got into a fight and I hit him over the head with a medal shovel. Surprisingly nothing really bad happened, not even any bleeding, but I do remember getting into a lot trouble for it.

Sir Skelington

So that Alichu's not alone in sharing silly stories, I'll contribute a few. When I was young, maybe like 8, my class when on a fieldtrip to a nearby park and some idiot decided to kick a beehive and they attacked all of us, and I remember all of us being in the back of a truck and me screaming we're all gonna die. I used to be a big baby but even now I think back on it and cringe and hate myself for just not chilling out, like all I did was make everything worse lol. This one isn't as amusing but I remember being even younger and me and a friend were in line and were were just talking and he suggested that we do opposite day, like in SpongeBob. So I said ok and then I immediately said I hate you, and I still remember how fast his expression changed and he turned around and said "I'm telling on you" I remember being stunned at how dumb that whole interaction was, I mean he was really quick to be like now's my chance to strike. Last one happened much later in life but it's about my sister, she was probably like 16, everybody left the house to go to work/school and she's left alone, and somehow she gets herself locked out of the house. On that day it was kinda cold, so she panics and for some reason decides that the only recourse is to break a window to get in, and what tool did she choose to attempt this? A 2x4, that's right, a plank of wood. Now if that was the course of action you wanted to take, I have no idea why she didn't get any number of tools that were right outside, but no dull plank of wood was her choice. Well even then she wasn't able to pull it off. So she sat outside for like 10 hours not being able to do anything about it. When we got home we asked her why she didn't just go to one of the neighbors and get them to call us, and it was apparent that it had never crossed her mind. To clarify all us kids were fine, even the kid who was allergic to bees, and my sister didn't even get sick, although my dad told her she better have been glad that she wasn't able to break a window cuz he would have been pissed.

ProzXADYN

I wish I had funny stories to share, but most of them aren't about me and rather what I saw, and some are a bit gross, but looking back I laugh. One such story my family still laughs about was when my brother and I went to a zoo with my mum and my aunt in her new car, that’s important. This zoo has the drive through enclosures, and before we even get in, my mum is making sure we've all done our business, because the driving takes a while to get through. My brother, claims to not need to go, and lo and behold not even halfway through and he needs to piss. Now the only thing we have in the car at the time was a small bottle of water, so he has to try pee in that whilst we're moving still. Long story short: piss, everywhere. Moral of the story: Do your business before you get stuck, or get good aim and a big enough bottle.

Secular Succotash

One story I have that makes me laugh and cringe is one from when I was in like 1st grade. I was spiking my hair in the bathroom, and some other kid comes in and sees me fussing with my hair, prompting him to ask if “I was gay or something.” Now context, I went to a Christian private school at the time so I’d never heard another definition of the word gay other than that it meant happy…I’m sure you see where this is going. Feeling reasonably good about how my day was going I thought to myself, “yeah I’m pretty happy.” So I responded, “yeah I’m gay.” Remember, this was a CHRISTIAN private school and they were not exactly supportive of anything other than heterosexual relationships. So, I was called to the principals office and they were like “we heard you said that you were gay, is that true?” I was like, “yeah, why? Does it not just mean happy?” Aaaand I then got a lesson on what homosexuality is and why god hates it and why I should never say that again which was…a lot for my 1st grade brain to process haha So yeah that was a pretty cringy memory all around. And damn, they musta really not done a great job trying to instill the whole “gay is bad” thing considering I ended up finding out I was omnisexual once I hit my later teen years anyway lol