A Bit Of Squatty (Patreon)

Here's an unused pose from my 'Muscle Hustle' comic strip. I rejected this photo for three reasons:

1. My thighs look fat and shiny, like two giant frankfurters.

2. For some strange reason, my top looks green. (Green is not my colour)

3. It's a very unladylike pose.

My photo sessions may not always go to plan, but at least now you know I do yoga on a coffee table :)

T x