So, I Dropped a Window On My Eye (Patreon)

This is normal, regular, everyday Dana (man, makeup, and lighting really are a hell of thing, aren't they?), coming to say that I was a hot mess today. While trying to spy on my landlord, I dropped a window on my eye. It's one of those windows that swings towards you so you can clean inside it. Well, I yanked it up like a crazy person, it swung loose and got my eye.

I've been icing it and it seems like it's only red and a little lumpy, but if you see it bruised and swollen in the upcoming videos, you'll know why. 🙄

Have I mentioned I'm super clumsy yet?