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Twilight: Eclipse - FULL REACTION (Patreon)

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2023-11-16 00:08:13
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2026-06
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Okay. There were some WILD moments in this one. I am just dumbfounded by Jacob and his persistence as well as Edwards controlling nature. Was a pretty epic fight thought in the end! Enjoy :)

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FULL REACTION - Twilight: Eclipse

Enjoy watching along with me the full-length reaction!

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John Hales

You just wait until the final film. Jacob does something soooo weird and bizarre. I actually can't stand these movies but am loving your tongue in cheek reactions to them!!

Chris

There's a great podcast I used to listen from years ago called 'Yeah, It's That Bad' and they of course made a point of reviewing films with some ill-fated notoriety. Their opinions and jokes on the Twilight series films would make me cackle like an evil witch brewing potions. I did feel bad for them with the amount of feedback they'd receive from the ladies that were avid fans; "You guys just don't understand love..." - Bella "worrying" about her mortality like all teenage young women tend to do. - Wanting to "get in bed" with creatures that lure men, women and children to the slaughter - Jacob's change of character to where it seems he's having a "pissing-contest" with every other male he encounters - Edward flinging Bella into a wall resulting in her bleeding so much more than she had been with the cut on her finger - great problem-solving there Ed - Bella screaming in her room thru the passage of time like she's suffering thru PTSD as if she's fought in a war - priceless! Charlie Swan is still the best part of these movies - I'm awaiting his spin-off trilogy.

Melissa Creel

Weird and bizarre only begons to scratch the surface. It's creepy as all get out. But these reactions are wonderful

Just Lily

Have you thought about doing Daniel Craig's Bond movies next or at some point ?

Heida

Yes, Jacob is way out of line in this movie (and the lines are cringey as hell but that's the writing) but apparently the reason why he changed so dramatically is because Stephanie Meyer didn't like that people were rooting for him and Bella instead of Edward and Bella, so she had to try to make him unlikable in the future movies. I still think Jacob is far less problematic and suits Bella better than Edward does. And while constantly pursuing someone like Jacob is doing is not cute or romantic, he IS right. Bella DOES have feelings for him that she doesn't want to admit. Whether that's love I don't know but it's obvious. Yeah, she kisses him because he threatens to kill himself (which is cruel and manipulative on his part) but she's also clearly enjoying that kiss. Bella is kind of having her cake and eating it too. Her words say she wants Edward but her actions are all over the place. She IS leading Jacob on in a way and I think it's because she just doesn't know what the hell she wants. Also, before you applaud Edward for being more mature, you have to remember that spiritually and emotionally he is over a 100 years old, while Jacob is only 16/17. Funny you should ask how they filmed that scene with Bella and Jacob. Here is a BTS of that: https://youtu.be/vRqU-93mHns?si=q9-s6zX-fQdOKOHR. How they managed to do a decent take without bursting out laughing beats me 😂 I think if they had concentrated more on on each of the Cullen's backstories it would've been a far more intersting movie. It's certainly funny and entertaining though.

KJ

There is another book by the author who wrote Twilight, called The Host. The book is really good and the movie did as best they could. I think you'd like the different stance on a common cliche. The book is over 600 pages so it missed a lot, but it's still entertaining. I'm interested in your opinion on it. Idk if you're a fan of Saoirse Ronan (I am!), but she plays the main character.