A Millennium-Sized Problem (Patreon)

DA // X // DRIVE

Stems for $5 patrons, ambient mix tomorrow

HELLO. I'm honestly surprised I never got around to making a Blue Archive audio up until now. A lot of these gacha games have a sort of Touhou-y feel to them when it comes to the lineup of girls, AKA it's designed to have a little something for everyone. I want Hina to squeeze my head between her thighs.

But, circling back to this audio specifically: I made it a point to shove as many video game (and video game-adjacent) references in there as possible, both in terms of dialogue and sound effects. Let me know how many you find! There are some that should be obvious and others you'll only get if you stalk my steam library.

Cover Art -- hermitage000

Story -- Waffletrigger (with edits by Nametaken)

Narration -- TabsVO

Alice -- Aurora Nightigale

Momoi -- EriChi

Midori -- LewdHeart

Yuuka -- Monstrassa