[F4A] [SFW EARLY ACCESS] The Pop Star's Lament [Pop Star Asks You to Pretend To Be Her Partner] [Famous Speaker] [Cafe Employee Listener] ["This is Going To be EXTREMELY Awkward..."] [Pretending Turns Into Real Date] [She Wants To Feel Normal] [Mild CW: Use of the Word "Sex" (in a Non-Sexual Context) (Patreon)