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Sue Douxpenus

Make no mistake that’s Chrissy Stefano, cause he’s got no D! It’s what it is.

Alex Zonay

is this at Penn State football camp in Sandusky's office?

Joe Rogan's Step Stool

I just opened this in class AND NOW PEOPLE THINK IM INTO LADY BOYS IT IS WHAT IT IS

Mamacorks

Has anyone seen the remote?

Alex

Make no mistake. Between Chris pretending to be a post op lady and Yannis pretending to be a Puerto-Rican woman it's crystal clear that these two are trying to turn each other on!

Toni

This is a classy lady from Queens, isss just what it is.

Tara

Cuzzies I just opened this at work and almost got FIREDDDD. I don’t want to be Chrissy Welfaressss

Mickey

I wanna know what fucking tute took this picture

Alfredo

Chrissy bills It rubs the lotion on its skin and does as its told. it does this whnever its told or else it gets the hose again. Now it puts the lotion in the basket. PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET

Megan

I was honestly horrified when this alert came up on my phone. It almost looks like he's got a landing strip.

Sabrina the hyena

Just in time for Easter. Looks like you are on a cross.

Bill Fugere

First Notre Dame, now this.

Toni

Wassup cuzzie with the pseudo name huh?

Candace Tirado

I’m turned on right now. Does this mean I’m a lesbian ? #BeardedClamChrissy #LetsScissor

Thalia

Being CC, i am literally NEVER opening these Patreon emails at work ever again Jesus fucking Christ tty in the hospital because I just had a stroke

Bayley Fesler

next on RuPaul’s Drag Race CHRISSY THE TUCK Yaaaaaaaassssss

Dain Gar

If you think I didn't open this link while at a lunch with Human Resources and almost threw my phone into my cream of broccoli soup you got another thing coming.

Kari MacIntosh

La Pus picks should replace all dick pics a guy sends. 10/10 Chrissy!

Raffael De Luca

How much do we have to pay a month to get the behind angle of this shot??

Reagan

Chrissy crucifixions sacrificed for la pus

Justin

I rather get 20 tats on my fingers than see this again

Rob Martinez

Make no mistake I’m oiling up and going deep in the man pussss #ImNotGay

muck

Make no mistake, when Chrissy goes on a rampage, and takes out a synagogue, this is the picture that FOX new is gonna use.

Rye Yün

If you think “it” didn’t move a little when I saw this pic, you got another thing comin’

Uncle Russell

Chrissy Rub and Tuck almost got me fired at work today. 10/10 worth it cause I didn’t wanna be thereeeeeee

Jessica Bailey

Send this to 10 people or Chrissy Tucks A Lot will be at your bedside to haunt you at 3am tonightttttt make no mistakeeee

Maura

10/10 would rather receive a La Pus pic from a dude than a dick pick! DAS ITTT!

Kari MacIntosh

Next guy I’m with I want him to tuck it back before he cracks me open!

Rafael Camacho

If you don’t think Chris the teacher is getting a life size cut out of this you got another thing coming.

Sabrina the hyena

If you think I'm not gonna do another version of this, you got another thing coming!

J-Ro Williams

“Father Bill, am I doing it right?” - Chrissy Camel Toe