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What are we doing for our loyal Matriarchy when we reach 1,000 Patreons?! (Patreon)

Published:
2019-09-05 23:00:40
Imported:
2026-06

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Guys give us a suggestion! When we reach 1,000 patreon members, what do you want Yannis and Chris to do?!!!

-ScrewedinV

Comments

Taylor Lyons

I want Chrissy and yannis to kiss on the lips sensually

Clayto

Host a party for matriarchy only, do it up fancy. La Quinta inn ballroom or something nice, continental breakfast. Yeeeeaaahhhh

dan from south jersey

Live Podcast for Patreon members only. With guests like Lynn, Aunt Eileen, Mrs Pappas, and Father Bill & the kids who throat punched Chrissy's uvula I know not everyone could make it, but that'd be pretty sick.

Jennifer Bagwell

Aunt Eileen with some tales from the neutrals in studio or the Smithtown Water Department manager in studio. And I second Chrissy Chaos’s open asshole. Nothing less is acceptable, do it you FFs.

Clayto

Great idea

Bridgette G

If you FFs were as screwed in as you say you are, you’ll do a limited edition thousand Patreon T-shirt with a sketch of Chrissy Wildhorses doing la puss. To keep it clean you can even do a hyena face with Yannis’s glasses over his hidden piece. Only make a few of them though. Collectors’ item cuzzo now make sure I get my cut of the monneeyyy

Clayto

All party attendees get a T-shirt, two ideas in one!

Laz Carranza

This is easy, full episode of the pod with “The situation” and her new man too if he wants to come (my guess is he will)....

Waceyjewkes

Give out their personal phone numbers so we can send them pictures of our open assholes!

Veneantifa

All thousand of us get 1 full minute in the lovesack each while Chrissy and Yan knock down a couple brews

Ira Negron

For 1000 Patreon’s the entire matriarchy will take 23 and me dna test and whoever has the highest Greek % of DNA gets to marry Vinatia live on air

Willie K.

You should do a video podcast while walking through and around bay ridge.

Sabrina the hyena

do a podcast from Laddah 14 in Boston and have some of the firemen on the cast

TwoTone

Do a meetup with dr. Harvey Spencer Jr in Rock Hill, SC or Charlotte, NC. Have him do some dentist shit. Maybe a patrons only comedy show at a club in Charlotte.

Sabrina the hyena

have Dr Harvey give novacaine to the boys and make them do the podcast all numbed up

Tim the Tute

DM me Venetia’s digits @tim_the_tooth

Bill Fugere

Great idea! I can't beat it. I'd wear one but you have to make a 3X cuz I'm a FF.

Christian Dub

Pizza party and then ice cream special. I like nice things

Joseph Trapani

I would travel to from Toronto to NY if you guys did a Patreon only show

Mamacorks

I gotta be honest, I have kids, so I see open buttholes all the time, and it’s just not that exciting anymore. It is what it is. I think a Patreon-only show and peetz & sweetz party somewhere in the greater metro would be WILD. Atlantic City, cuzzos?

Pepe Silvia

I want a pic of the situation and the situation’s situation or have Betty Rubble Distefano on as a guest to tell stories about bam bam Distefano

Clayto

4X for me, I feel you Bill. #teambitchtits

Jessica Insogna

Would come from Ottawa for this Patreon only show

Erin

Oh, I’d come from Seattle for sure.

Jordan Will Smell Your Hair Hughes

Calendar featuring photos of Chrissy on the neutrals, Yanni buying stockings, and Zack ISIS selling brass knuckles to Eastern Hemis.

Mamacorks

It’s been a while since I’ve been wow-ed.

Ballsack TittyTooth

Stream a live ep of Bay Ridge Boys whereby Chrissy gets a Winny Churchill Quote (Never, never, never (ah fuck it, maybe) give up) tattooed on his pseudo-tit whilst Liberal Cuck Yanny lectures us dropping “das it” and “yahmeans” every other sentence. Or, post a picture of you two docking. Your call

Liane the Garlic Slicer

I love the idea of a matriarchy only event but I think we need extreme vetting #weizhongxian. You should have to be a card carrying non-tute. Therefore, all non-tutes should be issued Official Hyena ID cards! We need LAW AND ORDER #ladda14

Taylor Pepin

MAKE NO MISTAKE I’ll fly to NYC for a secret show

Jen

Show for the non tutes! ♥️u guys.

Megan

Special live show for non tutes only. Gotta show your patreon receipt for entry. Maybe with trivia or games to win exclusive merch. Kinda like a a Hyena festival.

CJ FROM VA

Chris has to kiss the new guy in the mouth live

DJ RomanianFumes aka DJ the Dime

Chris and Yanni crack one another open and clean each other out to Whitney Houston songs playing in the back ... or Mike EMOJI face cage fights Zach Isus... or you send Venetia to Cincinnati and I take her out for a nice steak dinner, some baklava, I introduce her to my family, and then we make a baby... or make a Patreon only Bay Ridge Boys Episode.. I’m pushing for the 1st one cuzzies, it’s just what it is...

Rhys Bailey

Come to Australia ya tutes!

Christian Dub

This may come off as selfish, but can I just run my clean fingers through a non gelled up Chrissy D scalp. Then lightly run my left (non dominant) hand through Yanni thinning but not thinning hair? I’ll be gentle I promise. No penis involved.

Bayley Fesler

Full poddy as Max and Steubens 🇩🇪