Diary of a Demon Dog #4 (Patreon)

Dear diary,

Breakfast was a Panera chipotle sandwich and lunch is lasagna. At Panera today, they kicked out all of the teenagers if it was past 9am. I got worried for a second before realizing I'm almost 30. Really doesn't feel like it given I'm back to living with my mom but my time of almost total freedom was fun while it lasted. Not that my mom is controlling or anything. I just prefer to be able to smoke weed in the house but rules be rules. I dream of having a place of my own again soon. I'm sure Suzette would like that.

Love,

Nera

PS. If you're gonna piss in someone's mouth, do it like you care <3