It's monday again but I'm here to save you 😇 (Patreon)

Imagine that we're laying in bed together right at the start of allergy season, cuddling. Silently my nose will begin to tingle. I try to ignore it because I don't want to cause a disturbance to this cozy moment. The tickle grows deep within my big sensitive nostrils and not before long it becomes too much to handle. You hear my quivering breath and look up but it's already too late! I explode into sneezes right into your face 😳🤧