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Omg this is the welcome post where I get to ramble a bit about what exactly is gonna be happening on this Patreon! :3

Um... FAIR WARNING!!! This is not going to be a very professionally done Patreon LMFAO I am a bumbling buffoon who just so happens to have a mic and am horny a lot so I'll just be spam posting audios about different kinks that either you or I like and pics/vids of myself looking cute ADNSDNKADJSA I'll also be doing ramblefaps, less-horny rambles about games, comics, shows, anime, manga, etc. or AMAs! If you guys have something you want to hear me talk about, and I also happen to be at least decently knowledgeable on the subject, I'll gladly ramble about it!

Also, I'll occasionally ask for audio suggestions and stuff from you guys and I'll probably make audios with them too, just 'cause I like making you guys cum and knowing what you guys like hehe :3 I'm kinda clueless on how to run stuff like this tbh, but I'll try my very best! I'll mainly just be going with the flow and just doing whatever I want in the moment while sticking to the schedule of 3 audios a month! I'm sorry if I spam too much, though! You guys can message me and let me know whenever you want if I post too much or get too annoying SDNAASDJKN I DONT WANNA BOTHER YOU GUYS LIKE A CLINGY ANNOYING BITCH OR ANYTHING AJKSDNAJKDSD

BUT YES!! WELCOME!! I will try to post lots and lots for you guys and I hope you all cum lots and lots for me! <333 (I will also be cumming lots too ASDJNASJKD) THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH FOR JOINING!! I REALLY APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU AND I REALLY REALLY AM SO THANKFUL I MIGHT CRY IDK SDJKSNAKDJ SHOULD I RECORD IT IF I CRY WOULD SOMEONE JERK OFF TO THAT JNADKJSD

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Pineapple

Please record it if you cry 🙏 Happy to be here, I’ve been wanting to pay you for your work for a while!

Slamcorn

Quickest buck I ever spent. You've got the gift, kid.

Mr. Pendulum

I'm so excited!!! Spam away, I can't imagine a scenario where I tire of listening to your voice. I'll listen to anything and everything you are passionate about, so don't hold back with those less horny rambles. Just remember to let us know if you ever need a break for whatever reason. And I don't know about that jorkin it to you crying but I would listen and remind you how much I appreciate you.

Nar-El

Happy to be here especially for the comic and game rambles👍

Rice Paddie Slave

I hope we'll get to see your pompompurin collection

Jamal Johnson

Looking forward to it!!!! I always love your audios...but I ALSO love hearing your tangents on twitter and you post about NGE, lol. So looking forward to you rambles too; love you!!!

Giornogulliani

We are so happy and also yes so many people would if you recorded yourself crying

PompompuppyVA

AAA THANK YOU AJSDNAJKSDNJD Idk why I'm blushing but ajsdnkjad I really appreciate it! <333

PompompuppyVA

AWE THANK YOUU!! Also omg noted, I can do an audio where I cry for you guys <333

PompompuppyVA

Omg yes!! There will be lots of those! Also, I'm happy to have you here! <333

PompompuppyVA

DJASNJKADNA PENDULUM YOU ARE LITERALLY THE SWEETEST IT'S SO CUTE AKJDNAJSD Thank you so much for the kind words! <333 I'll spam post lots and lots then!!

PompompuppyVA

Omg that's a good idea!! I could do a Pompompurin tour!!

PompompuppyVA

DNALSKJDNAD THANK YOUUUU!! <333 I'll make sure to post nerdy stuff for you to listen to then! :3

PompompuppyVA

AWE THANK YOU!!! ALSO NOTED!!! AUDIO WITH CRYING WILL BE MADE! :3

Mark Lopez

Looking forward to whatever you got in store Pom, always loved your audios 👍

PompompuppyVA

AWE THANK YOUU!! I promise, I'll be delivering lots of good stuff for you guys!! :3

EMoney3372

Reporting for goon duty, General Pom! So happy to see you grow so quickly. Your creativity has always been such a pleasure to hear in our community of academic jerkers. Alas, I can only jerk off to facefucking tears. Getting a boner at someone's grandpa's funeral would be a scandal.