Weekend Safety Brief! (Patreon)

Alright troopies, the weekend is coming up, so time for your safety brief.

If you drink, call a cab or rideshare.

Look both ways before crossing the street, even on one-way roads.

If you swim, swim with a buddy.

Let people know where you are going hiking, camping, or backpacking.

If you "love", use a "glove".

And of course, avoid distractions!

That is all.

Dismissed!