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Pokemon Adventure 42-44 (Patreon)

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2026-09-24 18:05:39
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Salutations all! Time for more of A Very Confused Pokémon Adventure! Please actually read the post this time, even if you don't normally!

Now, immediately jumping on what I asked you to read the post. This release contains the first lemon of the story. Note! That doesn't actually mean Zoey and 2B have sex. That's not going to happen for quite some time. There is, however, explicit content (no, I'm not going to spoil it by explaining). Most of you should hopefully remember that I brought up The Problem of Lemons in this Story back in June. Enough people weighed in on the issue to help me decide what to do with the complication that 2B's physical body is only right around 17, but her mental age is...wildly uncertain due to her former status as an adult android.

Obviously, considering that I went ahead and added the relatively tame scene to this release, I decided to come down on the side of 2B being treated as an adult. This does not mean that lemons are suddenly going to become common within the fic. Its highly likely we won't see another one for multiple updates and at least a few more in-story months going by. With possibly some implied content, rather than actual lemons, in the background. It's really simply not the focus of this story, which is aimed at the classic Nier question of 'What is Human?' I do consider 2B exploring relationships (including romance and sex) to be part of the human question, yes. Something clearly reflected in the Nier games themselves as well. That's why I'm including it. Yet it won't be a major driving force for this particular fic.

I personally believe that the scene I came up with represents a logical and natural progression to the basic personality I've built for 2B in this story, while also addressing the Thirsty Zoey situation I accidentally wrote :-p. However, I welcome feedback on the topic, as it's always possible for me to just...move the same scene later into the fic, if it bothers enough people. Also, of course, the lemon is marked off clearly as usual, so that it can be skipped by those wishing to skip it.

Anyway! Onward! These chapters see Zoey and 2B doing more training, pushing through Rock Tunnel, and reaching Lavender Town!

As usual, the new stuff is attached here in various formats. Since this is the final Halfway Broken update for August, I will also be updating the Master Files in the pinned post shortly. Enjoy more of A Very Confused Pokémon Adventure! As usual, I'll be doing Author's Notes in the comment section as well.

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Novus's Fanfiction Works

This comment is for author's notes! Beware spoilers! And if you want to comment on one of them, please do so in a separate comment NOT nested here, in order to keep these orderly!

Novus's Fanfiction Works

Chapter 42: A/N 1: Yes, I felt compelled to make the joke about chapter 42 :-p. A/N 2: I kinda wanted to show some of the training with Scyther, but its a bit of a struggle to balance how much training I show. If I go into too much detail, too often, with too many different pokémon, the story becomes a slog. A/N 3: Small world-development tidbits about the Joy and Jenny Clans...and more importantly, they FINALLY address the fact that Absol is a variant! Seriously, I've been trying to squeeze this in for multiple updates, but it just never quite fit! A/N 4: The smut! So...2B isn't a stranger to the idea of sex, I've made that clear. She's also got basically ZERO nudity taboo :-p. Thus, when I considered a way to rebalance things to help adjust the 'Thirsty Zoey' situation downward, after accidentally making her a bit too much for humor value...the solution of mutual masturbation sessions occurred to me. The idea wouldn't bother 2B, who has no body shyness, while also respecting 2B's struggle to understand if she's ready for 'more,' when she doesn't even understand quite why that question is important. It allows an outlet to vent pressure, without crossing 2B's current boundaries, allowing me to take more time on the subject of 2B wrapping her head around the question.

Novus's Fanfiction Works

Chapter 43: A/N 1: I considering making a long, complex adventure out of Rock Tunnel...but the truth is, they just got out of another major side-events with the Ghost Pokemon and Cubone. I honestly felt like they didn't need some big derail again, and just went with a more minor plot point focusing on 2B's exasperating (to Zoey) tendency to attract odd situations. Also, of course, showing with the Zubat thing that 2B isn't an ENDLESSLY patient saint with pokémon :-p.

Novus's Fanfiction Works

Chapter 44: A/N 1: Dratini has arrived! Completing the prophecy foretold by 2B's last 'Next Pokemon' poll! I'll likely run another set of those soonish. Though not until after the Monthly Poll goes up tomorrow (the 25th). A/N 2: I added a Minor Gym to Lavender since...there should be 8 of them, from the number of badges Gary acquired in the show. It makes sense for them to run into at least one or two, and the lack of other things to do in Lavender made me feel it was a good place to drop one of them. Providing a bit more of a challenge for some of their lesser used pokemon in the process.

White Neko Knight

Oddly, I do enjoy the low number of lemons in this story. The lemons are great in your other works, there's just something about this one that makes the lower number of lemons feel more appropriate.

Maglad

Well I haven read it yet but hopefully we’ll stay away from your chastity belt with dildos fetish this time? You kind of overuse it across most of your stories, or maybe I just dislike it enough it feels that way.

Adam Ouellette

So I understand and agree that the sex isn't a MAJOR part of the story, but I feel that every time they move further it should be within the focus of the story as long as you focus on 2B's thoughts. Again, not a lemon every time they get together but whenever they move further along only, and making sure you are focusing on how 2B is handling it and what she thinks and feels about it.

Novus's Fanfiction Works

*blink* I think that's only appeared in Displaced Hero in a significant way...and a single time in Stripper? I can't remember writing it into any of the other works.

Novus's Fanfiction Works

Well, only one is certainly a low number :-p. This story is a lot more slow paced, with a more innocent setting, which is probably part of it? Settings like Star Wars, One Piece, or Cyberpunk you expect the sexual energy more, since it's there in the original source. Pokemon has it to a very small degree with characters like Brock, I guess. But mostly it's pretty kid friendly, with a generally more upbeat feel too, of course...

Orchamus

Dratini finally gets time with his favorite human!! Best noodle!!!

Novus's Fanfiction Works

Agrees. That's how I've been handling it so far, since it's all supposed to be an exploration of humanity form 2B's perspective. I stuck to that with this, too. Pushing the relationship forward in a way to makes sense to 2B, but Zoey might never have thought of.

Maglad

Uhmm was final mistake or final error or something like that not one of yours? It was a mass effect one. I remember it showing up there too, but like I said-not a fan so maybe Im biased. Anyway I read the chapter… not sure I’d call that a natural progression but if you feel it works, that’s good? Surprised me they didn’t just move to washing each other first.

Novus's Fanfiction Works

Ah. Honestly, that one was mostly written before this Patreon and I've honestly forgotten half or more of what I wrote :-p. So it's possible it appeared in it to.

Maglad

Well they were already… ah btw Im on my phone and almost blind so please excuse my typos. Anyway they were already at the kisses and cuddles phase and suddenly moved to ‘watch from over there and don’t touch’. It’s almost like it belonged to a completely different story where one caught the other in the act and to not let her feel bad, joined in BEFORE they moved to kisses and cuddles. It’s backwards. Like I said it would’ve feel more natural if they moved to something still mildly innocent but more touch-based like washing each other in the shower or added nibbling and groping to their cuddle sessions. It’s just backwards. ‘O like you and think you’re beautiful so don’t touch me’ is just the wrong vibe at this point.

Novus's Fanfiction Works

I can see what you're getting at, and might agree with you if this was a normal couple. You seem to have somehow missed the entire point, however. 2B doesn't understand human emotions well, and is attempting to. She's been TOLD that 'going farther' is supposed to have meaning, but doesn't understand what that meaning is. She's therefore unwilling to go 'farther' until she manages to understand, since someone she trusts has told her its important. Her solution side-stepped the issue in a way that made sense to HER, as she wanted to help Zoey, and was not against something that doesn't go 'farther' down the intimacy path that she understands. The entire point was to highlight how 2B's pattern of thought isn't normal. She considers engaging in mutual masturbation of no consequence as she has no nudity taboo, and it doesn't meet the requirement she understands for 'farther' down the path of intimacy. This is INTENTIONALLY jarring, both for Zoey and the reader, as its highlighting 2B's somewhat alien perspective. Something that has been displayed with every step so far, from her misunderstandings about appropriate sleep attire 'when sleeping with someone' to her lack of modesty when bathing with Zoey previously.

Captain2003Rex

That bit about 2B slowly starting to dislike Zubats was pretty funny. That line about shoving spicy herbs down their throat because it was the only way to get them to shut up especially had me close to tears 😂. I also liked the mutual masterbation scene, good to see some progress on that topic. I don’t see mutual masterbation sessions very often in the things I read, so that was almost a novelty lol. And YAAAY, Dratni’s joined the team! Can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans 2B and the danger noodle will get up to lol. Thanks for the update!

Daemonioros

2B seeing the Dratini joining up as a normal occurence and not a big deal with such a rare pokemon is just perfectly on brand. Looking forward to seeing how Scyther does against the ghost gym.

Novus's Fanfiction Works

That poor Zubat is likely traumatized for life ;-). Not that the flying rats don't deserve it *grumbles agreement with 2B's rage under his breath*...

The Foreign Traveler

...happy to see that 2B herself knew she wasn't ready to be intimate with Zoey yet. What they did together though was a BIG step for their relationship...even if Zoey doesn't realize yet just HOW big regarding 2B and her origins. Slow and steady for the win! Speaking of our girl...something almost ALWAYS has to happen, doesn't it? Dealing with screeching Zubats and playing guardian for a bunch of baby Pokémon has GOT to be the most MILD situation these girls have had to deal with. Edit 1: ...underthings to the side “to her more” contact with her own pussy. ...underthings to the side “to have more” contact with her own pussy. Edit 2: Shoving Extra Spicy Cheri Berry with bitter herbs in its mouth... Shoving “a” Extra Spicy Cheri Berry with bitter herbs in its mouth... Edit 3: ...but it “was” terrible either... ...but it “wasn’t” terrible either... Edit 4: ...Kanto-born “Shinnoh” pokémon... ...Kanto-born “Sinnoh” pokémon... Edit 5: ...compared to possessed Cubone, airhead Articuno, or swarming angry Onix. ...compared to “a” possessed Cubone, airhead Articuno, or swarming angry Onix.