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Yuritarded2

The Orange Potatoe Head has struck again!

Mason petrozak

will the patrons section audio be posted soon?

Nicholas French

They only recently lamented the regret of revealing Kayfabe from the DP days. Paul and Scotty got overruled by Ben and thought that was a mistake. Now they have 1/3 control over the show instead of zero.

Stoned Caterpillar

Scotty saying I'm mostly bark and Paul saying I'm all bark is so real I love that

Stoned Caterpillar

Man talking about fights back in 2017 around the turn of the year my friends and I got jumped by a group of dudes at a party and it was like 20 vs 8 and we definitely lost but we didn't let each other down

Sideris

This is barely relevant, but my great great grandfather and his dad were German immigrants and their middle names were both Christ. I assume it’s a German thing.

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2026-10-07 13:00 I kinda feel TJ’s Palpatine kink since I want to dominated so hard, except where TJ is attracted to the Emperor’s power, I want to be made utterly powerless. I’d want Darth Vader to toss my naked ass into the carbonite pit to freeze it forever and hung on display in some kingpin’s trophy room.
2024-05-24 07:26

Mondo_Bruh

TJ has a computer file , among his endless plethora of degenerate bacchanal, which contains the filthiest , most compromising photos of Ian McDiarmid and his crimson red lightship and lightpaddle.

Mondo_Bruh

I think Paul should go with one of ideas he had for a discord a while back that I remember him talking about. He said he was considering making one that would be used sort of like a call-in number for a talk-radio show, and using it for Highdeology/Paultergeist streams. I think that would still allow for the fan interaction he likes while removing the opportunity for stupid internet bullshit to occur.

CraftyAndy

I'm so glad my sexual tastes and fantasies are completely normal mundane. Who wouldn't want to fuck knig Julian?

IgnarHusky

I was wondering why it was 5 hours, but my dumb stoner ass just had to watch the public hour again lol Though I'll admit, it did feel short, but I won't even complain.. Real and personal shit happened in that first hour and all things considered... It's Trump and his Nunt lmao Only so much you can do, right? Haha Love ya boys, keep it up!

MIDNYT219

I was a little disappointed we didn't get to see any of the nunt. Still a great episode though. I'd love to see an gauntlet of GWB

Gigantopithecus

If doing choking stuff sexually, put more pressure on the front of the throat than the sides of the neck. Air is up front, blood on the sides. Don't cut off the arteries flow. Never go hard, you can do it pretty lightly. Lighter than you'd think. Never hold it for too long, and never do it without permission.

Ashley

Anyone else think Paul teasing TJ was kinda hot? 😳

Cameron

It definitely feels sexual when he does it with most people 🤣

Patch Haven

The narrator on the PBS frontline documentary sounds identical to the narrator from the beginning of Star Fox 64.

Death Wish Mountain

TJ talking about his perspective on writing his book is something I relate to. I've been self-publishing for years now, and all the glamor and unreal expectations fall away as you plot, write, and develop your book.

Curtis Howard

I hope Paul and Scotty is cool. I definitely feel like Paul, I feel so bad everytime I go off and I often start ugly crying. But to be honest, it was entertaining.

Jack Shit

I bet Cenk has hyperhidrosis

Jamesontickles

Why cant we watch this on YouTube?! This player sucks balls

Neon

Joe Rogan should host a debate as a podcast lol

Austin

this player is ass. good show, tho ❤️

Butt turd saw sidge

Must be why so many of my sexual partners suddenly died during intercourse. Thanks for the advice friend!

Butt turd saw sidge

They freeze you with only your ass hanging out so you can be stretched

Xavier Georges

Oh lord, the Palpatine sex fantasy 😆😆😆😭 lmao

GenericUsername

I was playing Genesis with some friends in my late teens. To be funny, I put on a kayfabe AVGN style meltdown when I kept dying on the same part. My friends didn't get the joke or I'm a better actor than I think I am; because they encouraged me to lay down and smoke. Lesson: never turn down free weed.

Ty McCracken

To be fair to the grannies, the great Benjamin Franklin himself said that granny pussy is just as good as the younger versions. Important stuff to consider in this life.

Eric Stuart

I just realized a truly horrifying gauntlet: The Greg Gutfeld gauntlet!

John Paul

The past three gauntlets have been incredible, with this one being my favorite. Making me both laugh and cry, thanks guys.

Colin Thome

“We didn’t have a dog in the horse” - Paul’s Ego, 2024

DFFPodcast

If we put it on YouTube, people steal it, unfortunately. This player ensures that no one but paying patrons can watch it. What exactly is your issue with the player? We've all tested it out on your various devices and it seems pretty good to all of us. What experience are you having with it?

Per Jonsson

My problem with the player is that it just stops for me all of a sudden, forcing me to restart the app to continue listening/watching despite having excellent connection. Other than that the content is great as always, love the gauntlets.

Habeas J

Patreon needs to allow download these gauntlets. Unfortunate I can't watch on my break

ComaWhite

I went on a Takei on Stern rabbithole, that was hilarious.

smeck

Does anyone know how I can find the DFF Hillary vs trump election livestream? I can’t seem to find it on youtube

smeck

Ole DP days.. thanks!

Soul PanCakeS

That George Takei impersonation by Paul, fucking gold I listen to it at work couldn't stop myself from laughing

elijah plummer

I think that classmate in the army with Trump had the 1000 yard stare. Geez

Lady Deadpool

Is Paul's position that all animation is just a children's cartoon regardless of the content in it?

Bryce

Finally finished it. Great gauntlet, guys! Glad our dads aren’t getting a divorce or anything after that first hour. Looking forward to the hippie episode. I kinda miss the old DFF style. I hope they become a regular thing again but I still love the news shows and gauntlets. Enjoy your vacation, fellas

Benjamin Whyley

Trump is cartman if he was born into a rich family and failed upwards his whole life I have nothing but contempt and disdain for all his cultists and sycophants. I hope they burn in hell forever.

Hop Scotch

I was thinking “damn i wish they’d cover that Young Turks meltdown video but that won’t happen”, then it did!!!!!

Keller

5 hours? Lame scam

Hop Scotch

Trump was totally a repudiation of Obama, where Bush 89’ was the country wanting more of Regan (for some reason). It’s very politically telling, Trump really served Obama a fat L in the end even if he was an awful president

Roman Madatyan

Does the Patreon site keep crashing for anyone else? Every few minutes or an hour, just crashes.

Raygun

where can you find the wheel of torture? paul mentions it here but i thought it was lost to vimeo, any help appreciated!

Jeremy Miller

"We were no lovers of Hilary so we wouldn't really have a dog in the horse." - Paulsego

Oats

it may not be any day soon, but I eagerly await the long anticipated Rudy Giuliani Gauntlet

Lucas pengellus

Great gauntlet, managed to make a tired and over saturated subject fully intriguing and entertaining for the entirety

Cameron

Damn this trump let was more torture to me then it felt like for you boys, hats off🎩 to you boys for resilience 🫡

Tyler

People in the chat wondering why Hillary was so bad like she's not out there campaigning for Biden right now and saying the same type of heinous shit she was saying back then.

Viligant Dipshit

Frontline interview took place immediately after Rudy did a drag show. He forgot to wipe off his lip gloss

zach prosser

Ok 2 notes. 1 I always thought I was the only one into Palpatine's power. 2 voter for Palpatine 2024. I want one of the joke results on the news this year to be Palpatine. And as our great Kaiser has proclaimed victory must go to the greater evil. So why not the most sexy voiced powerhouse in the cosmos? We're already getting fucked, but our orgasms, will be electrifying.

Mahy J

I believe first hour is public

Mahy J

Yep it constantly stops for me too. Also i cant watch it with my phone off like I can with youtube.

Foxtale Productions

I will be in your horror movie Paul, let me know where you're gonna do auditions

Arthur Wilber

The weird sound in Reality Tv shows is a waterphone

Brad The Patreorn

Silver Linings Playbook was good. Why would I want TJs opinion on a romcom lol

wunbis

muminyan breakcation sad :<

tyup

So lemme get this straight…Paul believes Biden is a pedo because of a diary entry? Pretty sure Trump has been accused of being a rapist too (more times than Biden).

Ben E

I'm pretty sure two people can be pedophiles at the same time

tyup

Then acknowledge both and don’t be a hack

The True Nihilist

Nuclear security being old is not really a bad thing because the systems are not networked with the internet and therefore not hackable because they aren’t compatible with modern computer systems

The True Nihilist

‘We didn’t have a dog in the horse’- Paul 2024

wunbis

BEEF BEEF BEEF-A-DEE NIB NIG NIB NA NIG

Parker

@4:36:25 That didn't age well lol

Keifer

Miriam Adelson actually paid 250 million for the white house, that's a bargain compared to 1 billion.

William Carberry

Paul referencing the bird that is the sound of the eagle being from California is annoying because Paul only cares to know about California. He sucks Californias dick. We get it Paul you and California are better than the rest of us. Give it a break. No one who loves or hates California will change their mind and Paul’s little references to it won’t change that. Even now, living wherever the bunker is, he gives full length double fisted hand jobs to California at every chance. It’s just a state ran by the same fascists that run our country just at a shitter scale.