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CHOOSE THE NEXT GAUNTLET! (Patreon)

Published:
2024-06-04 18:09:39
Imported:
2026-06

Poll

CHOOSE THE NEXT GAUNTLET!

  • THE TJ KIRK GAUNTLET 479
  • SCOTTY'S REDEMPTION: ANDREW TATE GAUNTLET PART 2 327
  • INFORMERCIAL MADNESS GAUNTLET 122
  • THE ALEX JONES GAUNTLET 258
  • THE NOSTALGIA GAUNTLET 53
  • THE REDNECK GAUNTLET 134
  • THE KINK AND FETISH GAUNTLET 120
  • THE SARGON OF AKKAD GAUNTLET - AKA THE SARGAUNTLET 199
  • THE BIG BOOTY GAUNTLET 67
  • 2024-06-04
  • —2024-06-09
  • 1759 votes
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Content

Whatever you choose, we shall follow!

Comments

Richard Greenwood

Wow some unreal choices, I hope in the future these all become gauntlets

Justin Milette

But what about the Individual Brett Keane Gauntlet Situation?

spaceSuicide

Infomercials got my vote! Would love Alex Jones too!

Lance

I'm a pervert so i know what I'm choosing! 🤷‍♂️

Dani 🕷️

Let’s get them all, thanks

RosieRatqueen

bring on the torture of listening to 6 hours of sargon saying he's not a nazi while talking like a nazi

ThePoopyDoopy

Not a single bad choice on the list.

sean meldrum

Seems like it ought to be called, "The Amazing Atheist" gauntlet, though.

Rob

Redneck gauntlet sounds like the most fun, especially considering TJ and Scotty probably have shit tons of stories to tell from living in Louisiana.

Zoe

REDNECK GAUNTLET

Pat

Here’s some other ideas: Tim Pool Gauntlet Russell Brand Gauntlet Blaire White Gauntlet Dave Rubin Gauntlet Nick Fuentes Gauntlet Michael Knowles Gauntlet Denizens of Daily Wire Gauntlet Glenn Beck Gauntlet

fasterthings

Big booty, y’all. Let’s get that treasure! To sea!

River Roth

These all need to be gauntlets eventually but we NEED Scotty's redemption and a Sargon Gauntlet.

Matt Matt

Idk if redneck gauntlet means rednecks in general or a specific person named redneck, but I totally support the former.

That One Guy

I’ll do you one better, the DFF gauntlet

Tj Cole

Alex Gauntlet would slap. Go over the rise, the fall, the ember that remains of the flame that once burned so bright.

Pat

Well at least Sargon is not AiU…

spaceSuicide

We need a Thomas James Kirk II episode with Scotty and TJ telling all the stories and mishaps with their father. Love that VCR purchase story where he bought a box with rocks in it.

Nostalgia Trip

god same. more kirk brothers impersonations than you can shake a wick at

george

Big Booty for the win

CamHoney

I went with Andrew tate 2, but honestly I wish they would do the Brett gauntlet and make something else the 5k goal

Green Calamity

Please, anything but another tate gauntlet 🥺😭😭

Wesley Chrobak

The infomercial one will be amazing for sure if done

Just_A_Guy

The nostalgic gauntlet 😂

Sam Hahn

I voted for Cenk Uygur gauntlet, but now the option isn't appearing for me. Did you remove the option from the pole? I really wanted Cenk Uygur gauntlet...

Tech Noir

These are all great options.

Erin

I haven't heard sargons name in awhile. Wonder what that would be about.

Roman Douchington

Redneck and Alex Jones would be hilarious, but I've GOTTA see Paul and Scotty roast TJ's old videos for 6 hours. Tj gauntlet!

Ian Mcck

TOT 2 Revenge of The Thing.. or Tj gaunt whatevaz

Evan

There should be a runoff

Krista Vaillancourt

Imagine not picking the kink and fetish gauntlet. Could never be me.

EmperorGhidorah

If they do a big booty gauntlet, will it be inclusive and have big booty boys? I'm guessing it won't because none of the guys are into that. Most unfortunate.

Penguiani

I think a throwback to Sargon would be pretty funny.

Jordan Zucaro

Selection bias putting tj first, delete that choice and all the others except Alex Jones

AlterEgoIII

Turn the frigging frogs gay gauntlet

Lynx

Vauntlet

Eric Barnes

Plsssss!!!! VOTE FOR TATE!!. Scotty needs some alpha male wisdom so he don't keep getting beat by his Frying pan weilding wife

Markell

An Alex Jones gauntlet will be an awesome (awful?) mix of weirdly-accurate predictions, alcohol-soaked meltdowns, and violent supervillain ravings. That's my vote! I'd like a kink/fetish gauntlet, but YouTube prevents y'all from, well... going deep.

Jackson Hipp

One day we should do a gauntlet suggestion thread.

Glob

Proposition: merge the big booty and redneck gauntlets together into 2 segments (3 hours each)

Habeas J

As a certified redneck and ass enjoyer, I second this

RazorJam

Out of these? Probably the Alex Jones gauntlet. An Andy Dick gauntlet would be great too

SuperDarthKelly

I don't think even the boys commentary could get me through 6 hours of that annoying little shit

ounocat

How could we not choose 6 hours of the best Pessimists, Scooter and the Hog destroying TJ Kirk!?

dorkizoid

The infomercial gauntlet could be fun if they make it like the Stupid Ads segment

YungKorg666

The Tjycophants strike again

Pat

I'm not joking when I say I am an actual sadomasochist... I would get a thrill from both suffering through these monsters and watching the DFF boys suffer as they watched them lol.

Japester

The TJauntlet, a roast through the ages

Mdxfiend

Scotty has had the kirk gauntlet in his pocket for too long. Time for TJs reckoning

Cameron

🙏 The TJ gauntlet please!!!or Scotty Tate episode would be fantastic other than having to watch more Tate 🤣🤮

Parker

Redneck Gauntlet for the win. Keep the neck theme going from the last one lol

yemmlie

Since for gauntlets am a fan of seeing the gang miserable and losing their spirit throughout i thought sargon would be utterly tortuous hearing his dreary labourous bs for 6 hrs.. TJ one sounds too fun for a gauntlet lol

Roman Madatyan

So many beautiful choices but it was obvious which would win lol. I chose infomercials but TJ getting roasted for 5-6 hours was a close second. EDIT: Never mind, went with TJ gauntlet because of course.

Parker

The "Shweat Index Gauntlet"

Matt Hunkee

Come on, do a Rick Wiles gauntlet one day! also SCOTTY NEEDS TO SUFFER 6 HOURS OF TATE

Nicholas

Sargon would be actual torture, that’s why it got my vote.

Danielle Legaspi

Of course they're picking the one option that you can get anytime. The roasting of TJ.

yemmlie

Yes! One more vote for torture

Drew

Infomercial is the one I'd wanna see. That or the Booty Gauntlet

elijah plummer

Gave too many options, ya fat fucking faggots

Tay

It's the monkeys and typewriters thing with his predictions

Colin Thome

I want Paul and Scotty making fun of TJ for six hours straight!

e brooke

i’m happy the tj gauntlet is winning. would love to see your reactions to his oldest videos, and his thoughts on how his opinions have changed over time. his long form videos where he just talks about his opinion on something are what drew me in.

Mercy

I miss the old segments back in the DP days where they watched old Amazing Atheist videos and made fun of them. I say it’s about time to take another look back at young TJ

Logan Hazen

TJ gauntlet is gonna be fun but the redneck gauntlet would just be awesome

Eric

Scotty must suffer. Andrew Tate Gauntlet pt. 2 Skibble Boogaloo.

Justin Heath

So many good ideas on this list!

Mike *******

We need a #GILFGauntlet. Fran Drescher is the best GILF, so she’ll win by a landslide.

PaLeBlUeDoT

Tate 2.0 Let them suffer.

ColbyTheVikingWarlord

Too many tajicophants like myself will vote for the TJ gauntlet for any other to win

Duster

Mr. “I need to do more research before can give my opinion on climate change” deserves this.

Bigness

I feel like a redneck gauntlet would be fun. We could see unintelligible arguments for stupid positions AND wreckless abandon for ones own safety.

NyxChild

Who in their right minds choose Andrew Tate part 2? Torture Scotty, not us viewers!

Gilly

I really want an Alex Jones gauntlet. Come orn, guys

emily nicole

Nostalgia Gauntlet! But that doesn’t look like it’s gonna happen so TJ gauntlet 🥵

Emily Elizabeth

If we go with "Big Booty" can I be part of it?

Mondo_Bruh

A bad conservative comedy gauntlet would be fun

Shrunken Presence

Pointless its just 99% tate gauntlet vs 99.9999% tate gauntlet, so im voting no confidence

IgnarHusky

Scotty skimping on Tate is the biggest travesty of DFF.... HE MUST SUFFER!!!

K'dot Phonk

Please not another Tate gauntlet. Scotty should just have to watch a gauntlet worth of Tate with a VR headset strapped on. Alex Jones would be fun for all.

freelocibin

I feel like the Sargauntlet might be the worst/best one yet. His Britishness combined with the alt-right bullshit he spews might cause the brine pools to overflow with salt.

emily nicole

There should be rank choice voting. Too many good ideas 😭

Todd Newton

If they do a TJ gauntlet, I’d like to see coverage of the Amazing Atheist Garage days.

Neon

we need Alex Jones

spaceSuicide

Need that beautiful Banned From McDonald's video covered again.

MIDNYT219

Initially I wanted a painful one like Sargon. But a gauntlet going over tjs cringey old videos would be great

Juggalo_V

I would love a voting bracket. Create anticipation leading up to the week before the gauntlet.

Nathan

Next poll can be guesses for how long TJ will leave the gauntlet.

Andrew Wesley Nichols

What a travesty that more people aren't voting for the absolute best option here, the Big Booty Gauntlet!!!

Robert Sandee

All hail our segmented overlord!

DonnySlime

Lolololol, they should name the Amazing Atheist Gauntlet. Banana gate 2 electric boogaloo

Mrbg12

We should have another vote with the top 5 so more than 26% decide the gauntlet

Gabriel

TJ! TJ! TJ all hail our Lord and Savior tv. I need to watch that most definitely my good sir.

Nochi

The TJ Gauntlet because we all know its just going to be TJ getting trolled mercilessly for hours.

The Major

Is this the first episode of the endless sufferings of TJ Kirk?

CraftyAndy

sargon needs more fish and milkshake thrown at him. He hasn't been torn apart enough.

Pat

You guys don't realize why The Kink and Fetish Gauntlet is the trojan horse gauntlet. If selected they will play Vaush clips (specifically the ones of him complaining about kink at Pride) and thus trigger Paul in a way we've never seen him - it will be hilarious!

classicAlma

I wanna pick all of them, some really juice subjects. Can't wait for whicheverone it will be!

J_sal

TJ should use his supreme god powers to pick the big booty gauntlet

T-Rx (DUBIUS)

Please don't make me have to edit another 5 hour video... The first "What did Vaush say about Kink at Pride?" video literally killed my last PC, and it was only 1080p then. ;)

T-Rx (DUBIUS)

1 more second of Tate is an eternity of torture.

Pat

As a fellow video editor (and as a member of the BDSM community with a serious case of VDS), I’d gladly edit this one for ya lol!

Pat

How many former SNL cast mates would it include? Rob Schneider, Jim Breuer, and Dennis Miller come directly to mind, but I’m sure there’s others…

Marc McGlasson

The TJ gauntlet just because he finds all of his old stuff he made really cringey and he can't sit through it. In a gauntlet he'd be forced to watch it all, if he took off Scotty and Paul would pause it and the the whole thing would easily be the longest gauntlet. It'd last days until they could wrangle him back to sit through his teen vids he hates.

cOAST2cOASTgHOST

TJ gautlet but, he wears a suit and you do at least an full hour of the bit "why is TJ in a suit, is he running for mayor? of Knox county?" yeah....

Ryan Hutton

It doesn't look like it will win but eventually the Alex Jones Gauntlet needs to happen. It will be the most entertaining 6 hours.

Butt turd saw sidge

Please do the scotty torture tate gauntlet. Although I kind of want to see TJ rage and attack his camera like an autist again.

Xena

Always make the first option in a poll 'I didn't read the title' because a lot of people just spam the first option.

Farfanugan

Scotty, I love ya. But, I wanna watch you suffer BOI! goddamn tajicophants

Blake Meads

6 hours of Paul and Scotty roasting TJ? Take my money now. How will TJ’s ego be able to endure such an onslaught?

Colten Drennen

I voted for the TJ Kirk gauntlet but I really hope it’s a gauntlet about the eldest TJ and will be all about TJ’s dad’s scams and stories.

Pangloss6413

please don't throw these ideas away forever please revive hopes for the manatee gauntlet

disko

Ernest Gauntlet

Matti Czuba

You bunch of stupid TJickafans.

Designtechdk

Probably slap his camera again.

Mostly White

God dammit, why is the TJ gauntlet winning? Lame.

Butt turd saw sidge

It was one or two Onion Nuggets ago. I think the first one they did this week. Paul and Scotty kept fucking with him about high cheekbones

Blake Meads

I see what you did there

Blake Meads

Man, that doesn’t even scratch the surface of bad conservative comedy. I spent an hour watching clips of the shit tier conservative comedians that nobody has ever heard of, and those people make Jim Breuer look like Sam fucking Kinison.

Eric Stuart

jesse lee peterson! (might be too hard)

Jamison Tartt

Are we ever going to see an Onision gauntlet ?