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So the other day I posted that due to a sinus infection my eyes have been hurting really badly whenever I try to stream. One wise Patron stood up and had the balls to speak the truth to me.

I dismissed this man, who diagnosed me with presbyopia and blepharitis, simply because he was not a doctor and had not examined me. But after consulting a physician today, I was shocked to find that he was absolutely vindicated in his assessments.

Just kidding. It’s a sinus infection. Just like I said it was. I have received a steroid shot and been placed on antibiotics.

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Sammy

What a fucking troll, I love it. I was scared one of the guys got diagnosed with cancer or something based on “I went to the doctor today”

Krooksbane

Well done, TJ. Had me in the first half.

Bryce Henry

I got my doctorate from YouTube

The Farter

How have the farts been?

Alex

TJ died and this is a cover up

Eric Knabe

God damn, I got the notification and was expecting that this post was gonna be a lot darker. Glad I was wrong lol

MechaRodan2000

Got me in the first half you cheeky bastard

David Murphy

Glad you’re going to get better TJ!

Tech Noir

I was gonna say even if that person was right. Don’t listen to randos on the internet.

ToniTxD

Lmao. I live for this kind of pettiness

Shrunken Presence

Hell yea i bet smoking cigarettes is helping that!

BruceyDaPug

How is it that TJ is the one who seems to be dying and Paul is no thriving.

Scam and Late

If TJ is taking steroids now why isn't he more muscular? Checkmate atheists

Nostalgia Trip

I'm literally at the dr scheduling a scary exam and see this 😭

Cherpop

Congrats TJ, you got me to renew my subscription with this post. Glad you're doing ok tho.

Sierra Bell

dawg i saw the notification and opened immediately thinking this was going to be terrible news lol glad you’re okay and that it’s just a minor thing, hope you feel better soon!

Josh

Haha, it's all the micro plastics seeping out from your brain.

Apoplectic Spock

So Brad The Patreorn is not an ophthalmologist? Shocking...

Xad Michaels

Lmao. "Whenever you are ready - bucket - number - one"

dasKaninchen

thank god for the patron PHDs

Marc

I don't trust TJ's so called "doctor's" diagnosis. Sinus infection sounds made up. I'd go with the original diagnosis.

Swaggy_Patties

Shoulda just pull a boogie and grift ;)

Dustin Sheppard

I don't trust that tjs lazy ass actually went to the doctor

Tommy

Armchair PHD strikes again

em wiggy

That sounds troll asf he wanted you to put soap in your eyeballs.

Another Agnostic

Is this Paul? If so then the next question would be to ask if you're cleaning your CPAP equipment? The hose needs a complete cleaning twice a week. The pillow and tank should be cleaned daily with warm water and soap. If this isn't Paul then my bad.

Nuggy

for GOD'S SAKE tj!

GrogMayne

Wash your eye lids twice a day with baby shampoo? Lmao I didn’t realize you were supposed to wash your eye lids, I figured they did that themselves with tears

John McFadden

So when's the next episode of Abandon Show ?

Chris Walker

Is there no episodes this week? Nothing since Saturdays Kamala gauntlet.

Brad The Patreorn

I have been thoroughly owned 🤣 had me in the first half

Brad The Patreorn

The body functions flawless and perfectly? Damn I guess big pharma at it again

Rinpoo

I see it is a Tim Pool alt. The Reverse Oracle strikes again!

Brad The Patreorn

Although a nice cover story. For blepharitis you would be treated with a steroid/antibiotic topical as well. Just another Kirk lie like the RV trip across Afghanistan

Dram Elyk

Lose some weight

TurtleDrone

People like this are truly baffling. What's wrong with taking someone's word and wishing them well?

Krista Vaillancourt

Not this upcoming sunday but next if TJ takes the time to recover.

Krista Vaillancourt

Most asthmatics are on steroids. Why aren't they jacked?

Tj Cole

tj and his steroid shots. knocks all the bad shit right out of his ol system.

Skeptical Jesus

Do extra steroids so your eyes can bulk and get massive gains 💪

cOAST2cOASTgHOST

yeah you might get infected with the "woke eye virus"...get it... because woke...and eyes 👀... I'll just leave

Poeacidic

Try to lower the blue light on your screen. If you can. I feel it works for me.

Jerry Pacheco Soto

Have you tried sacrificing a few chickens? Or maybe goats?

Will

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