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Hola Tomatinos!

Senor Tomat has commanded that you purchase him now!! He is so fluffy, so cuddly, so juicy that you will fall into a deep slumber by merely placing your head against his soft and supple body!

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TRiSTAN

Could I make marinara sauce out of him?

Skrusher

I will OBEY massa

Stetson

I'm sorry I offended Señor Tomat and he wished me death that one time is said Paul was kinda looking hot.

Rochelle

That Tomat has seen some shit

DFFPodcast

Senor Tomat will never forgive your arrogant transgression!

DFFPodcast

You would be vaporized if you tried!

Jordan M

That thing looks cursed