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Every Way The US is Better Than The UK = DFF #481 (Patreon)

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2025-05-24 20:42:15
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Every Way The US is Better Than The UK = DFF #481

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Green Dream

Next is China vs USA=DFF 🙏

Tech Noir

The easiest way to inspire and interact with Paul, is to seek out negative interaction with him.

John Smith

Okay as a brit the UK slander needs to stop or at least you could do a "ways the UK is better than the US". I know it'll be difficult because there's only like breakfast and castles but give it a try. Edit: nevermind apparently you don't consider Scots "brits" for some reason so I guess this doesn't apply to me.

Sputnik

Every Scot I know don't consider themselves Brits either and I can't blame them. Who wants to be owned by the English?

John Smith

Technically king James VI of Scotland inherited both thrones before the union was formed, England has never "owned" Scotland. Anyway, I've lived in both Scotland and England for many years, and let me tell you a scot is like any other brit, just louder more violent and more intoxicated. The only thing Scots have going for them these days is their ability to endure what most other people would consider crule and inhumane, hence why they're overrepresented in fucked up jobs like special forces and oil rigging in the north sea.

420gunnyinc .

Doesn't London police in England will actually arrest you for stupid minor shit like mis gender some tranny or cross dresser.

Officer Jarpis

But who is worse out of Brits and Bulgarians?

Svadas

1.) No. 2.) I think you're lost.

Svadas

The following is available in either a West Country accent, or in Received Pronunciation: From the most vindicated man in history to the least vindicated man in history. I love you all, but you're wrong here. If ever you seek to do a sequel to the British gauntlet, I can undoubtedly provide suitable material to PROVE that the list of ways the US is better can be condensed into a fifteen minute episode. In the part about language, there are a number of things to address. Firstly, one does not 'pop a bonnet', one opens it. Most people don't say 'bog roll' - toilet paper or toilet roll is the usual, followed by substituting the term with loo. The official term for lollypop ladies are school crossing patrol officers. The colloquial term exists for children to easily understand. Santa and Father Christmas are synonymous - we use both terms. I think the reason landslide wins so heavily is because we don't really have them, and the term just makes us think about the Fleetwood Mac song. When talking about "America has every culture," that's also every country everywhere. There is good reason why the national dish is the tikka masala. It may have also been wiser to have more space between talking about "When we see things we like, we make it part of our culture" and "They keep consuming our media." "He's not a Brit, he was a Scot" was Brett Keane tier. Boris Johnson was a politician, and senior politician, long before Trump ran for presidency. It's also not a good idea to celebrate that your country is a retirement home for rich fucks and corporations. Anyway, the one you spoke to was weak. We have shit-talked every level of government through our great history. We invented the guillotine, even. There is also a good reason we made Ding Dong! The Witch is Dead the #2 in the charts, despite some radio channels refusing to broadcast the song, following the death of a Conservative PM. But back to food. You can just as easily get every kind of food here. And it can actually be called food, because of too many carcinogens and preservatives and additives that are illegal in normal countries. The rib blokes were taking the piss with how they 'tried' to use a knife and fork. They have troll or not a trolled themselves to earn your approval and your views. Blue-collar Paul also loves classism in talking about British food. Using stereotypes from when the common man lived under rationing is never a good look. 1462 McDonalds for the 68 million people makes sense. California has what, 40 million people? It's only reasonable. Brands may be the same, but the food quality differs. There definitely isn't a daily mass either. The shit-talking of Greggs is egregious and unacceptable though. That cannot be stood for. It's also important to note that our semi-detached houses are made of brick and mortar, not paper. We also have dryers lol, they're very common. You should also look up the role Thomas Bradford played in washing machines. As for house ownership, there is a system that includes freehold and leasehold. Freehold is for houses, and that includes the land your house is on. Leasehold is typically for flats, or apartments in English (simplified). Houses are only leasehold if it's shared ownership, I believe. But I love you all, great video xx

John Smith

"Wahhh someone isn't as life wing as me :'("

420gunnyinc .

Sorry not my fault your country is becoming a woke commie 3rd world shit hole. Hell you fuckers can't legally own knives let a alone guns.

WillTheProdigy

There are zero ways Britain is better than the US. Stfu

John Smith

Well for starters you're not here so that's one

Thomasaurus Rex

You guys are obsessed with this. Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

Chillin'withSpiders

You can legally own both guns and knives in the UK, pal. Gun laws are strict but you can get a license and all that shit. Knives and swords and whatnot you can own with no issues. You're talking bollocks, mate.

420gunnyinc .

Not from people who live in London been telling me, supposedly you can only have hunting rifles when it comes to guns from what they've told me if that's true that fucking sucks.

Chillin'withSpiders

You can have shotguns as well. Not that we have much need for guns in this country. Only knives that have been banned is a certain brand, zombie knives. Which is kinda nonsensical but that's it. You're probably confusing not being allowed to carry them. You can buy them easily.

420gunnyinc .

Well some of your fellow Brits living in London claimed and told me different.

Chillin'withSpiders

Then you could just look up a UK sword/machete/knife merchant or Google "can you legally own shotguns in the UK?" to confirm what I just said, bud.

Dram Elyk

If Piers Morgan was knocked down as a common enemy by the people of “Great” Britain and summarily executed, then maybe the Brits might be able to justify that “Great” part in their country’s name and have an actual argument here.

DFFPodcast

British cope! Every fact we said is true!

DFFPodcast

In Britain you can be arrested for standing around!!! Never in America a country with perfect laws and police!

DFFPodcast

You in the clear bruh! We love the Scottish its them damn English one’s ya gotta keep your eyes on. As Americans we’ve seen Braveheart so we know the history.

Ouro

Squiks done messed up the Kriks chords again.

Svadas

Well, that's the thing. There just weren't many facts!

Svadas

We had one of our great celebrities punch him, so that's as good as we'll get for now. Great Britain isn't the name of a country. It's the name of the largest island in the Atlantic Archipelago, often called as the British (and Irish) Isles.

Svadas

Thomasaurus Rex; I can't blame them. They have to try and get a leg up on somewhere else. They should've gone for Australia, where they'd have stood a chance.

Svadas

Clay Jordan; There is nothing supposed about the superiority. You are the Florida Man of the world.

Michael Sewell

As a brit i approve this message! ;-) I would just like to correct the ending. houses over here are 230v, most people never had a dryer because most people used to be able to afford a home and it was more common to dry your cloths in the garden also house size didnt always allow a tumble dryer! These days thats very different. Also people can own the land, you have apply for a freehold rather then a lease hold. But other then that a pretty spot on ep! LOVE IT