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Backseat Gaming - TJ vs. Dark Souls Remastered - Pilot Episode (Patreon)

Published:
2025-09-02 03:47:15
Edited:
2025-09-02 03:51:29
Imported:
2026-06

Videos

  • 525918507.mp4

Downloads

Content

0:00 First Defeat

3:00 First Victory

5:10 Health Failing

9:40 Corpse Toy

13:32 Oscar Slayer

16:18 Asylum Demon

22:15 No Humanity

24:57 Fails Begin

27:53 How To Game

29:24 Deathloop

46:32 Final Challenge Leaving

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Comments

Penguiani

I thought they said they would be starting with Demon Souls.

Jordan

Thank you for making this video. All hail the scorpion.

CraftyAndy (edited)

Comment edits

2026-10-07 12:00 I thought it was a very swell episode.
2025-09-02 03:51 Getting the shield was the moment i was yelling at the screen. Looking forward to seeing how things regress.

Getting the shield was the moment i was yelling at the screen. Looking forward to seeing how things regress.

Supergirl's BF

Your graphics card must be top tier .

DFFPodcast

TJ played a video game. It was edited and recorded and uploaded to Patreon, where you can now watch it.

Penguiani

I almost pulled my hair out when TJ almost immediately wastes a black firebomb on a prisoner.

Penguiani

HE DID IT AGAIN! ON A WALL! A WALLLL!!

Supergirl's BF

TJ beating this game will take years.

Christian McDougall

Equal parts hilarious and fucking infuriating. Great pilot!

Trent

Him just immediately killing Oscar without hearing him out was pretty funny

Poeacidic

Can't wait to watch this

nonono

need unedited and with paul

Penguiani

Scotty clearly has just as little knowledge on the game as TJ yet still somehow goads him into doing nonsense for 50 minutes straight

Shawn Johnson

TJ being like "Where the fuck is the shield??" While there's a blue glow coming off of a corpse that's clearly trying to grab his attention and highlight that it's something he should try interacting with was hilarious Also TJ choosing violence after hearing 1 line of dialogue had me in tears too TJ, if you see this, you CAN lock onto enemies! You just have to press down on your right analog stick

Natalie

Loved this! Hope you guys start doing more gaming content!

Console Peasant Content

Scotty has no idea about dark souls either lol he just loves pissing tj off

Daniel Melle

TJ not knowing he can lock on to enemies is both infuriating and hilarious

The Major

Paul needs to be in on this.

David Smith

TJ is even worse at video games than Brett

J_Dog7986

I think he should restart at this point he's already broken the game

Poeacidic

Dude I love this shit. You need a guy there to help TJ defeat the menu

Cassandra Lewis (edited)

Comment edits

2026-10-07 12:00 This is painful lol
2025-09-02 09:00

freelocibin

I can't decide wether this is entertaining or just purely frustrating to watch :D edit: holy shit, TJ beat the asylum demon first try? I really did not expect that. well done!

Penguiani

I was wondering what the hell he was talking about during that part.

Penguiani

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Penguiani

And then TJ starts arguing with the UI thinking its a menu. Which he can hide under the settings, but god would that be a horrible decision for him.

Splinter Man

dark souls is one of my favorite games of all time. I started playing this game in 2012, around the same time I started watching TJ and DP. Absolute cinema, keep it coming!

Alexander Bozyk

Dark souls is an awesome experience, dont go hollow TJ haha. More video game content plz

Alexander Bozyk

Agreed. That boy gonna learn I hope, the game is really just about not giving up there's lots of ways to power up and just take it slow. I know Stevie did a stream of it before maybe can get him on for some advice from the forge

Kyle Johnson

TJ miraculously beating the Asylum Demon on his first try, only to be defeated by the starting hub area is the funniest shit I could possibly imagine. This might have the potential to surpass the infamous Asmongold playthrough in sheer entertainment value.

bradleypennyfarthing

First thing you have to do upon returning to the game is learn how to lock onto enemies. Should be the right stick, maybe the left.

DFFPodcast

You are giving TJ the wrong advices

DFFPodcast

I'll tell you what I was talking about. The joystick that normally moves the character was instead just manipulating the little menu thing in the corner, and I couldn't figure out what to push to make it move the character again.

Console Peasant Content

Oh I see. Seems like your joystick is weird because that shouldn't happen. It's usually tied to the directional buttons.

Designtechdk

I believe in you, TJ. You'll get 'em next time!

Sergey S

This WAS worth the wait, beautiful!

Sergey S

At 31:31 - the best argument to be horrible violent towards someone - "...he seemed like a little bitch"

ThePoopyDoopy

Brings me back to watching the New Vegas let's play on TJplaysitall.

Flunkiebubs

As someone who’s played through the Dark Souls trilogy 4 times, this was incredible painful

MrG

This type of thing would happen to me on PC when the game is not focused properly. Hit alt-tab to get the game focused back and the joystick will usually start controlling the character properly again.

Robert Doherty jr

I thoroughly enjoyed The eternal virtual sufferings of tj kirk. Please release more 🙏

GraveSource

Good shit. Laughed my head off, not that I’d do much better.

Watermelon

Been waiting forever for this!

McKinley Stigevik-Yates

Can we get an audio only version of this? I never have time to watch a video, and only get to listen at work. :(

hookshot245

No. His personality is not conducive to learning this game.

hookshot245

My biggest hope is that TJ continues to play this game but never gets any better at it. He is incapable of finishing it.

DFFPodcast

Sure, we didn't think anyone would want audio only but we can upload it.

Alan Noble

This is amazing! Can we get a live stream of it next time? We don't need the editing, this is better than 99% of the twitch streams out there!

The East

Probably good/easier they started with dark souls, can just launch it on the PC and dont have to worry about PS5 shenanigans for the new one and emulator set up for the old one. Plus it's a much more unpolished game than the rest of the souls games.

Gary Czernick

Should rename this series What are you doing?!

Gabriel Sanchez

Tjs health lowering after his coughs was pretty hilarious xD

Explicit

This is great content

Carl

This is a great concept, but I'd love to see TJ play a game Scotty us actually knowledgable about.

CamHoney

You guys should put this in a collection so it doesn't get lost

StagPrince

There is no way TJ isn't kayfabing how bad he is at this.

MetalMechanic

TJ not paying attention to the lore and not knowing that his character is immortal is really funny considering the crestfallen knight debacle.

Cameron

Nah he’s just that retarded when it comes to games

Augustine

I believe it. TJ doesn't play a lot of games as I understand it, and Dark Souls is one of the hardest games ever made, so makes sense.

Augustine

TJ picking a fight with the crestfallen knight and getting clowned on is so like him, lmao

Augustine

Never seen someone stuck on Firelink Shrine before smh

Zebedee Totty

laughed my ass off, so good guys please make more of this

Hayden Cusick

Ha suck wewe hope you make more soon fuck cuphead play souls.

Mr. Rodgers

Tj is hollow. But this can be resolved. Merely pick the controller back up and resume the pain. Only then will you reverse the hollowing.

Mr. Rodgers

Honestly, if he did learn the lock on, he would have a chance. I know people who cannot for the life of themselves actually do this. But if TJ knew things about this game, he would be able to do it. Tj is far more capable than he gives himself. credit.