Live in New Jersey Blu-rays (Pre-orders) (Patreon)
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Hey everyone,
We’re finally unleashing the greatest Blu-Ray we’ve ever created—and possibly the greatest Blu-Ray anyone has ever created. If you were at the last meetup, you probably noticed the camera crew lurking around like a documentary team stalking thee three of us. They captured everything—the full live show, the chaos, and some great moments of us meeting you degenerates in person.
This is the closest you can get to attending the meetup without actually being there in the flesh.
We’re dropping two editions:
🍅 Tomat’s Ultimate Blu-Ray Blessing Bundle
Includes:
1. Golden Edition Blu-Ray (Signed & Personalized) — 1/60This isn’t just a Blu-Ray. This is a consecrated relic, blessed by Señor Tomat himself (and signed by his fleshy servants). Only 60 will ever exist.
2. Señor Tomat’s Tomate Perfecto Hot Sauce 1/60
3. DFF “Triumvirate of Chaos” Tote 1/60
4. Shiny DFF Holographic Stickers
New Jersey Live Show Blu-Ray (Signed & Personalized)
These standard-edition Blu-Rays are also signed and uniquely personalized, ensuring no two are exactly alike. Think of them as custom-forged keepsakes crafted by three aging warlocks with Sharpies.
Patreon Perk: You Don’t Pay Full Price!
As the lifeblood of the show, you get 10% off your entire order with the code:
gabagool10
Pre-Order Links
Tomat’s Ultimate Blu-Ray Blessing Bundle (Pre-Order)
New Jersey Live Show Blu-Ray — Signed & Personalized: https://pessimist.co/products/tomat-s-ultimate-blu-ray-blessing-bundle-pre-order-copy
Remember this is a pre-order! These will ship in February 2026!!