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Scorpions = DFF #505 (Patreon)

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2025-12-25 17:12:35
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2026-10
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Mr. Quacks

A Christmas miracle!!! 😁

Mike Esparza

Merr Crimbim to the DFF boyz!

Doom2Bloom

Here is your future walk out on stage song Scotty: 🎵3TEETH - Scorpion🎵

Colin Thome

When I saw the title I thought was about the band Scorpion

Russian Jackal

“Scorpion Piss” at the meetup was the best drink. Delightfully chemical-ly and strong.

Local Tankie

TJ tempts fate with his flippant disrespect of the SCORPION! Be warned, TJ, lest ye be STUNG!

AlterEgoIII

What a great biography of The Scorpion by The Scorpion 🦂 FEEL HIS STING

wunbis

snatas gone where onitinungtz?

Manfredi & Johnson

I imagine that shooting off your cumsack as a scorpion would be blissful, like balls deep penetration for a human.

Alagass

Scorpions have survived all 5 mass extinctions

Doom2Bloom

I still need to see them in concert. I do get to see HEALTH for the first time in April in Chicago. Do you happen to listen to them as well?

Sputnik

Nothing beats the male bee dying mid flight and right after nutting. Those boys experienced bliss like we can't imagine.

IgnarHusky

Are current uploads staying on Patreon atm due to... "A schituatorn"? Just a little difficult to listen/watch when on mobile :c

james leazenby

The moral of the scorpion parable is that the scorpion does not have agency and can not control its destiny. However we as people do have agency and can control our destiny so when you as a person sting someone helping you, you had a choice and are not a scorpion

Wingit98

I feel like every time I've seen that new Onion Nuggetz intro, it was an accident. Also, not only do scorpions pre-date dinosaurs, they pre-date animals living on land. It's believed they may have been the some of the first animals to move from water to land, and they certainly did it before any vertibrates did.

Mavenpelican

Scotty the scorpion 😎🦂

Donkerly

Yes. Are you using the Patreon app? Miles better than browser on .mobile

CuparNoodles

Imagine humans came like Scorpions, how many dudes would just be cumming on the ground and women be all like ohhh and scoop it up in their hand and rub it on their pussy. The amount of people who no-one would fuck will have better chance of having babies if women didn't know whose it was. Also bigger surprise for women when babies came out, won't even know the babies skin tone.