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INSURRECTION ACT? - ICE HOLES - REALITY IS A FEVER DREAM

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Max Prescott

RIP to Scotties dog, whenever the world loses a dog, its worse off for it. Hopefully he's in heaven doing diabolically rancid shits outside the pearly gates 🙏

DP

It's 2026 fellas lol

A W

If TJ dosen't change the date to 2026, I'll be confused, and i won't be able to find the show.

Erin Padilla

We are gonna go back!!! BACK TO THE FUTURE!!!

wunbis

farf peed ayay

Pinkiesockkittie

The technocracy map is oddly close to the countries we have threatened to invade

Elizabeth Allen

God damn it I said rage against the dying of the light ya dirty old bastards not fade.

Evan

Duuuuuuuuude I forgot about Banana Monkey I used to laugh so hard at those

Elizabeth Allen

It sucks that TJ hasn't seen Uncut Gems I would have been interested in that discussion

Josh B

I just recently rewatched Paul and TJ react to movie trailers from a couple years ago. Uncut Gems was one of the trailers, TJ said he liked it and would be interested in watching it. Guess he never got around to it lol

Cryptopher Robin

Paul low key mentioned him during the Manatauntlet

IgnarHusky

Well that's fucking disturbing...

The East

The guy jumping rope and recording himself away from the track and not impeding anybody getting labeled a douche just cause hes recording himself is funny. Turned real old man quick "these darn tik toks and recording their dances in my way" lmao.

AlterEgoIII

TJ: Remember that ice cold beer meme from 40 minutes ago? Yeah let me bring that out in the middle of Paul talking

Alessander

Hey guys I wanted to purchase the Vaush gauntlet but the video doesn't show same with the Lolcow gauntlet.

DFFPodcast

I don't know why that would be the case. Nothing looks off on our end. Paid patrons should get access to both without paying for the one time purchase

BadGuyRants

TJ’s love of Ursula is very endearing. All them Disney villainesses are baddies.

Thomas Ferret

Any chance anyone can help me find an episode? I have diligently scrolled through the whole catalogue twice and somehow i haven't found it. 90% sure it was a TJ lead episode about random awful facts to ruin your day or something like that. I remember learning about dust mites in my pillows and also learning about the extent of modern slavery

SomeDudeOnTheInternet9225

Good movie with a bad ending LOTR: Return of the King Movie kicks ass, but it could've ended with everybody at Aragorn's crowning.

Nemo

Terrible answer. The scene where Aragorn says “you bow to no one” and then everyone bows down to the hobbits is like top 20 ending scenes of all time. You’re on shrooms.

Nemo

The thing to me with Sinners is that they had a beginning and a middle but the third act is just garbage. It doesn’t make sense that the head vampire would’ve been fooled into going into the sun like that. It didn’t make sense for MBJ’s character (can’t remember if it was stack or smoke) to stay and wait for the KKK to show up again. Kinda seems like they just wanted one last action piece where they could sneak in some revenge against the whites catharsis while also killing off the character so they wouldn’t have to write a proper ending to his story. And then the son going back to the church didn’t make sense. At the beginning of the movie they make it seem like something crazy is about to go down in the church but then when we finally get back to that moment… nothing. I’m also just tired of “racism bad” “white people bad” movies in general. I’ll grant this movie that it did explore a cultural element of racism and assimilation that wasn’t present in a lot of existing media, but I don’t think that one theme is enough to make it an Oscar winner in my mind. Frankenstein would be a great pick both on the merits of the film and for marginalized communities because the two lead actors and the director are all immigrants. Much better pick in my opinion especially given the challenge of adapting Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein. They were the first to achieve a successful film with that starting material. Bravo to them.

Assmode

How come you guys aren't uploading to YouTube anymore??!? ☹️

Assmode

I think it was an October-December onion nuggetz toward the end, if that helps narrow it down? 😅

Stoned Caterpillar

Ever since I heard what Scotty had to go through I've been giving a lot of extra love to my 11 year old beagle-boxer, Baxter. I have many pets and always have, it's never easy, especially ones that stay for so long and end up meaning so much to us. I hope Scotty is able to find comfort. Yujiro is in the big farm field in the sky, no more pain or aging, running with my Shakes, Boat Dock, Meathead, Buster, Moe, Beast and all the others!

Edward Martinez

I would like to see the TJ cut of Matt Jarbo's movie. He clearly has good taste, or at least knows what good taste looks like.

Alessander

I checked again but the same thing keeps happening every time I click on the lolcow gauntlet the screen is just blank

Edward Martinez

They need to give nukes to Greenland. It's time for our Nagasaki moment.

Edward Martinez

Chimps would never invent capitalism. They would rip their bosses faces off, so it might all work out if they evolve.

Vosi

I like when Paul calls in as someone else. Monkey is great, Micky was good.

Emerius Jones

Unfortuantely I don't think that would do anything but give american conservatives a talking point "Look, they're putting nukes in our back yard, folks! Dangerous people, dangerous people."👐🏻✋🏻 🤚🏻👐🏻✋🏻🤚🏻

Emerius Jones

Lol australian flag in frame "fuckin' limeys.." american man working out and a woman with a latin or Caribbean accent accosting him. "More of this limey shit." 😂 That made me laugh.

Emerius Jones

Those spear chucking Senegalese apes -Paulsego 😂

Roman Douchington

Always makes me feel bad hearing about airplane aisle cloggers cus i was one one time cus i wasn't paying attention. give mercy for i am retarded.

Alessander

It's okay guys the video player's working

freelocibin

Kyle looking like a Miami vice gangster boss :D

King Cuck

I’m so sorry Scotty stay strong ❤️

Scofflaw Clothing

11:30 call it the "Crazy 5 Billion Clips" channel

Zach bright

It’s not weird to film yourself jumping rope on a track, it’s a space specifically for physical activity and having a cameras to document your fitness or just to be proud of yourself is cool.

Noé Guzman Jr

This video works fine. Everyone don't try download it on Patreon, it will cost defects.

BruceyDaPug

I love how it took Chris Rock taking a slap from Will smith to make movies great again. The Oscars need more more controversies… outside of letting dog shit movies win!

SomeDudeOnTheInternet9225

Dude, you're an idiot, I'm talking about the other 8 million hours AFTER that. That was the scene I thought it should have finished on. It would have been a PERFECT finish.

Cameron

Paul, no offence brother but this Kyle style has no grounds whatsoever in your admiral era. Kyle looks pretty cool and that admiral arc you ran on was not even close to how cool Kyle looks rn.

Cameron

One aside is that pual, HOA’s are actually garbage and I’m glad you voiced your opinion about it and I agree brother. I’m in my old man arc too but I’m 26 and I’m in my old man arc as well brother, peace be with you man ☮️

Cameron

Btw to Scotty I love you man and I hope you are well rn man, I have a big dog and I imagine my dogs death every day since I’ve gotten hem and I can’t even handle the idea of them passing. I have a king shepherd/German shepherd Mix boy and I am so scared about the day I won’t have my bro, who is my dog. I can only imagine how your feeling and I wish you the very best man. I’m glad yujiro passed in peace man🩷

EthaNoFx

I've been watching you guys for over 10 years that was the most painful opening ever

Greg Ravengrave

Banana Monkey needs a resurgence. The time is now.

Jordan Zucaro

ruining the ice cold beer bit with AI slop was profoundly unnecessary

Brett Keane's Eve

I'd love to see more movie commentaries, I really enjoy them.

Brent Myrand

I guess I just had to listen to 4 minutes in to get my question answered. Sorry, and condolensces.

James

HEY POOP

James

TJ it's been 5 years. You still owe me 16$.

Mr. Quacks

I hope everyone realizes Trump is a terrible monster. Movie level evil. The fact we let him in the Whitehouse is creepy, scary and shameful.

Bailey Goldsberry

Trump is in bed with Israel, not with Jews as a whole. A lot of zionists hate Jews in general. They just love Israel.