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Deep Fat Funyun Nuggetz

Elizabeth Allen

Rudy is starting to look like a Cyberpunk character.

Elizabeth Allen

Rudy looks like he could be the host of some kind of dystopian live combat sports show. He might even have the energy to do it if he was properly drugged.

Elizabeth Allen

You naughty boy's. What have you done now?

Elizabeth Allen

Ok everyone I was there and what happened is Scotty killed TJ in a drunken rage. In Scottys defense TJ was being rather irascible. I'd go as far as to say he was getting quite ornery. Did Scotty go to far? Maybe but a case could be made in Scotties defense. TJ was threatening insurrection, ok. He was a violent leftist extremist and Scotty feared for his life.

The East

The drunk backseat gaming mega show is gonna be glorious, I cannot wait!

Elizabeth Allen

I just don't know how they're gonna do it now that TJ is dead and Scotty is going to be defending himself in court. It's a real shame but I think Scotty has a good case. If not I'm sure our magnanimous President will be more than willing to give Scotty the pardon he deserves for his heroic actions against such an anti American extremist and traitor to this glorious nation.

The East

Oh cmon now, yknow about the satanic illuminati free masonic tear contacts TJ has from his illustrious career of misleading Thousands on youtube, he can just simply bring Scotty back to life in time for the next show.

DirtyDan

I can forgive paul for thinking that polar bear was dead, but he was tranq'd, why would you put a blindfold on a dead polar bear lol

CB

Scotty; mean.

Stoned Caterpillar

I love dickson street so fucking much scotty is gonna make me go

William Carberry

This was a wonderful episode. The guests. The calls. The impromptu nature. It’s awesome.

Tye

4:24:52 TJ's auditory revenge on Scotty....

Coherency

Lol great show 😆

Keifer

Good stuff.

Donkerly

Hey Paul it's pronounched slauncha 🍻

Nickapotamous

I keep trying to get my girlfriend to watch the show. I switched over to this live to witness TJ fondling his man tit while shirtless, quickly followed by Scotty having direct nose to pit contact. Beautiful.

Thomas G

Y’all gotta clip that four double cheeseburger bit. Too good.

My Opinion

Love seeing Sloshed Scotty less than an hour in.

Poeacidic

Can't believe Billy showed up. Haven't heard his voice in forever

Dr HerbertWest

I remember the first time I drank...but it wasn't nearly this funny

Mdxfiend

Why is it private? I only got halfway thru it

Austin

Scotty on the phone with corporate McDonald's was one of the funniest pieces of content my mind has ever absorbed. I was in tears.

Keshaun Novack

"I drink aloooone-ah... YEEAAAH With nobody ellllse."

Elizabeth Allen

Great episode. It inspired me to get drunk.

Sputnik

My girlfriends saw the signed Tomate poster and asked about it and it's been an uphill struggle to get her into it but this episode might just do it.

Sputnik

Seeing TJ in the baby blue shirt and small gold chain looks like an original series Star Trek science crew member and I can't stop seeing it.

Sputnik

TJ desperately trying to get as drunk as Scotty is also hilarious and very relatable.

Donkerly

Because scottys phone number got dropped in the livestream

Donkerly

If you don't start drinkiiiiin I'm gonna leave

Mdxfiend

Pretty good reason . Ngl

James

This one alone was worth the annual membership.

Zen

This show was a genuine blast. New show plan, once a month all the lads get shuttered and have a giant shuttered bantersocd

Paige Hale

Don't push her too hard. Maybe it is just overstimulating for her or she would prefer Lola Sebastian type energy.

GraveSource

Fucking hilarious show guys. Another one for the books.

BruceyDaPug

We need more drunk Scotty! Though not sure we’re going to get that again after their week hiatus. Every time you guys take a break shit hits the fan and so far a lot of ice shit has hit the fan of America when you guys were working. Plus I don’t want Scotty to destroy his liver for our entertainment… or do I?

Omerta 2 tymes

**Edited to maintain some magic** So, I implore you return to Pessimist Productions Patreon we await your decision. Deep Fat Fried PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS You guys sure about that?

Mr. Rodgers

This was an absolutely magnificent episode.

Nathan Crowell

2:56:45 I swear I heard a faint Vaush scream in the elephant clip, lol.

BoxOfMysteriez

Hot take: Prank calls need to made part of the show

OldCrow

10 outta 10

Watermelon

“I’m calculatizin’ the amountifications!” - TJ Kirk

Watermelon

Proud of you for quitting smoking ciggies Paul

AlterEgoIII

1:09:00 that was such a genuine wholesome moment 😅 Scotty being so amused by TJ he just has to hug him hahaha

AlterEgoIII

Phenomenal episode boys 🤙

AlterEgoIII

"I'll explain to you..." Scotty talking to a recording 😅

AlterEgoIII

3:53:35 The Grip Strength Contest

Ty McCracken

I'm Tim Pool, so cool, I rule. I am the boot, I voted for the coot, I will not be moot. We shall ENFORCE THE LAW, immigrants came here through a flaw, but let's not look at billionaires blah, blah, blah.

Weltschmerz

Scotty plays team fortress 2? Fucking dope, Scotty is now my favorite

William Hicks

It would be cool if you could call in to this show and they played recordings of the ones that are worth a shit, lol.

Elizabeth Allen

I think Rudy understands that America has gone completely and totally insane and he's embracing the insanity in an attempt to maintain relevance and get back into Magas good graces.

Elizabeth Allen

Will it work for Rudy? Who fucking knows at this point?

Maya Balsich

fuck that baby elephant. trump probably did.

Guy

Your sleeve looks sick TJ, really nice colour!

Captain Tunnel

God almighty damn. Show of the year so far and it's only February. Singing, prank calls, drunkenness, Billy, it had it all

Lainey

I loved this shit, honestly.

Mars Hall

I care about Kentucky…

Mars Hall

It’s so rare, but when TJ karaoke happens, it’s a great time.

ChefJBrDee

TJ actually got bars tho 😂

ChefJBrDee

Scotty with the Adlibs 🤣

Novashadow115

Wait Paul fucking lives near me wth, brother I gotta get you a joint

DirtyDan

Bolsanaro is in jail btw. Lula is the president now 🫡

Nick

Scotty annoying af in this one

Schmidt

Singularly worth the price of admission.

Delayed

Great show!

Sam

Wrong as hell

Sam

Best Onion Nuggetz of all time right here