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Deep Fat Fried 2/13/26 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-02-13 16:00:23
Edited:
2026-02-14 05:16:20
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2026-10
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POLITICIAN FREAKOUTS - AI EATS HOLLYWOOD - RFK/EPSTEIN DINOSAUR BONE HIJINX

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Maryam

Can't wait 🤓

wunbis

REAL ONION NUGGETZ YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LET'S GO SEE NOTHING SHIT MAN GET SAD OVER THE DECLINE AND ROTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO I MISSED MY SAD PAUL PAUL ALMOST FELL ON HIS DOGGGGGGGG. I love you paul.

Officer Jarpis

Please god tell me Weed Donkey made it back onto the show

Norma

What a treat for Galentine’s Day!

Kieran Czyzniejewski

My birthday was yesterday. I am 29, one more year and I can start complain about being old

wunbis

im excited and i have aspergers im aspcited

Manfredi & Johnson

Weird that Mickey and plonald plump have never been on the show together…

goblininabubblebath

A rare occasion where I’m watching live. Love y’all!

Tr1ple6

I just signed up for your Kick

Elizabeth Allen

Im loving the energy tonight. It feels like moods are up. The entire country is on the same emotional roller-coaster but I feel like everyone is at least learning to cope because I've lifted my mood as well.

Elizabeth Allen

TJ, the way your mother feels about her nose is probably the same way you feel about your tiny dick when coping isn't enough. Give your mother some grace TJ. The way she feels about her nose is just as valid as the way you feel about your cock.

Elizabeth Allen

This is Dark Paul? If this is Dark Paul then the darkness seems to fill you with life because you're much more lively tonight than you have been. Take this as a compliment.

Sputnik

I heard he was killed...

Sputnik

British food is like if the depression era food like "water pies" and "peanut butter stuffed onions" was still a hit in America.

Quelisse

I love how Americans will rag on british food when you guys have the 3rd highest obesity rates in the entire world. Your bread is so sugary it's classified as cake in the rest of the world. Hershey's chocolate tastes like vomit to everyone that's not an American. The average American consumes a credit card's worth of plastic every week, they eat a third more than the CDC's daily recommended amount of salt. You guys have 96 million with diabetes and they charge you out the ass for insulin. If you're wondering why other countries "don't have seasoning" it's because they're not as cripplingly unhealthy lol

SmallD

I had to drop my subscription because I'm broke AF so I'm glad I can some how watch this still, keeps me busy at my new job out in the remote wilderness

Sputnik

Canadian here. While I believe that we have a better health care system than America, It's very far from good. I recently had a large lump appear on my neck, the earliest I can see my doctor is in June. Now at least I won't be in debt when I do see them but it's clearly not good.

William Carberry

Steve is awesome. He could be a coool regular guest host.

Nathan

Even though you make good points, it doesn't negate the fact that the food does look putrid and unappetising.

Quelisse

It does yeah, I'm not British I just can't stand American's calling the kettle black

Gabriel Sanchez

I wanna make the V for Vendetta egg in the basket

Elizabeth Allen

You're misunderstanding. American is slop of the highest quality. Peak slop. They're saying we do slop better. It looks better it tastes better. They never said it was good for you.

Red Rocket

What cope British food is internationally know to be boring dull crap. The Country had the fucking spice trade and couldn't figure how to put any of it in food. Americans rather eat plastic and die fat at 60 than suffer 80 years of nasty blood pie

Marc Schwartz

Fair points about the American food industry corner-cutting aside, plenty of other countries do season the fuck out of their food and are generally healthier. The Brits and their bland cuisine are still an outlier.

Quelisse

I've been to America and your food is utterly dreadful chemical garbage, I would take British food over American any day of the week. A country with coffee that's so weak as to be slightly bitter brown water shouldn't lecture anyone on matters of taste

Splinter Man

This is one of those great DFF episodes that really captures your attention with fear, sorrow, joy, and entertainment. Will be rewatching the entire episode again, 2-3 times 🫣

Mr. Quacks

That's the same everywhere. Public healthcare takes a long time.

Manfredi & Johnson

The guys should review German food. They eat little chocolate black people.

The East

That actually isn't true, we are like 13th on the list of obesity rates nowadays, lots of other smaller countries shot up the list. And that "american bread is classified as cake" is just some bs. You'd have to believe Americans only ate wonderbread. Most american bread both baked and store shelved does not have that much sugar compared to most other countries. That weeks worth of plastic figure is true for almost every other major country. Like if your gonna call Americans out on our bs atleast be correct about it and not just regurgitate stuff you've read on reddit or Twitter lol.

Manfredi & Johnson

“Absolutely unacceptable release of the Epstein files” funny cause the files are all about unacceptable releases

Cameron

Nioh 3 isn’t actually hard at all, Paul said before he hasn’t even beaten dark souls 1 so I find it difficult to believe he’s telling the truth. Seikiro isn’t hard but dark souls two is the game I’d like to hear if Paul is able to beat.

Doom2Bloom

More stories from your madre and quizzes please. That was fun.

Damian F

Looked up Colin the caterpillar and learned that it's decorated with chocolate covered beans. I'm surprised they didn't find a way to work in mashed peas into their dessert lol

AnnoyingKiwiDude

I hate mushy peas. Been an expat for 7 years and I’m still not convinced.

Edvard Lundgren

What is this dick measuring about being able to beat games? It's INCREDIBLY annoying and tiresome.

freelocibin

What the fuck is wrong with british people?!?

Splinter Man

Can we see all the DFF crew play dark souls? I would love that

ounocat

I hate my country but I must defend it's cuisine after that slop video. So if any yanks want the truth here it is. 1) Jellied eels I'm sure it's real thing but I am in my thirties and have lived here my whole life. I have never had that and never seen it in restaurant menu ever. I only learned it existed last year. It's probably like kangaroo testicles in Australia, it's a real thing but only old sickos eat it and tiktok wannabe stars make videos trying it. 2) That superchat is right, beans on toast, chip sandwiches, toad in the hole, they are all comfort meals from the days of WW2 rationing. The reason they're still around is because our great grandparents made it for our grandparents, they made it for our parents and our parents made it for us. These meals have been passed down and tbh though their flavor profile is minuscule they can still be satisfying in their own way. 3) "A Chinese" is just short for "A chinese takeaway" which is as you might guess takeout. Its just been shortened. Same if you want to go out and have some Indian cuisine you'd say "do you want to go out for an Indian". Or Italian or even... a mcdonalds. 4) A lot of this food looks gross even to a British eyes. I think this is just selective bias for the sake of gross out. 5) yes we do have spices. Go to any cheap poor person's supermarket like Tesco or Lidl and you'll find entire sections dedicated to spices. We love Indian food over here and there's all kinds of wonderful indian spices used in those meals. 6) Finally I found TJ asking if we even have beef very funny. England is mostly flat we don't have mountains but giant fields with lots of fucking cows. We probably contribute to the global methane levels with the amount of land we misuse for the beef industry. In fact despite being an island nation we don't eat a lot of fish to begin with. We much prefer chicken and beef. But yes please give me a pity visa because I hate living on TERF Island, I'm begging. I'll even settle for America's hat.

Poeacidic

Aight Paul let's see you Beat the demon of hatred.

wunbis

big buford paul

Kieran Czyzniejewski

To be fair unless you are in the south, American cuisine tends to also taste like shit. Keep in mind, Cracker Barrel is something people actually choose to put in their body.

Elizabeth Allen

Ok so if I had to choose what side character I would be in a dystopian movie it's difficult. I have cop or dancer/prostitute that is also brutally murdered. Oh or maybe one of the talking heads on TV. Dancer seems like fun but I'd probably have no choice but to sell my body to greesy, sweaty, stinky men on the side in the process so maybe like one of those blonde babes on dollar guys arm. At least they might not have to fuck him and if they do then he's just one guy as opposed to multiple gross out clients.

Elizabeth Allen

Talking head would probably be the safest and pay the best out of my options but it comes with so many conditions and conformity.

BruceyDaPug

Yeah TJ! Where’s my signed douce bag Bible. Still waiting for that and the Jersey meetup blu Ray with the hot sauce. Scammed again in the situation!

Shrimpmaster0982

Is there really such a thing as "American" cuisine at this point? I mean some of our most popular foods are just new takes on old things like deep dish and New York Pizza, and past that a lot of "American" food is basically just a hod podge of deep fried nonsense, the occasional sandwich (like the Philly Cheese steak), kinda cereal, and a few random things like biscuits and gravy and buffalo wings. It's just extremely eclectic and entirely ununified in any discernible style.

Quelisse

lol most of the countries above America on that list are pacific Island nations, all together they make up a measly 2.5 million people, if you aren't worried about your country being over 40% obese according to the national center for health statistics then I don't know what to tell you. Your fast food chain Subway has had it's bread taxed as confectionery in places like Ireland because the sugar content is higher than 2% and is more akin to 10%. Americans on average consume 126 grams of sugar daily more than any other country in the world according to a study done by Euromonitor. The average loaf of bread in American supermarkets has 13.6grams per 100grams which is comparable to the amount of sugar found in a snickers bar. Also I have been to America and tasted your food personally and I know many people who have been there, it's not based on reddit or twitter at all lmao

BulkierWriter 2

2:14:30 😂 look at photos of Lincoln or any other president before and after office, it’s a very stressful job (especially because they have to deal with the retarded tax payers) of course he got grey hair after a year but it wasn’t from threats like wtf?

Jobi-Wan Kenobi

You guys covered the goop and gunk, but what about the gruel?

Sputnik

That's because here we took a half measure of public healthcare. You know dental isn't covered? It's considered "Non-essential" to have teeth and not die of a tooth infection. The majority of our medication is not covered also, at least here in Ontario. After getting prescribed some eczema cream, I got charged $127 and that's with my insurance coverage. There's a ton of stories of people dying while waiting for care because of mismanaged triage as well. It took me nearly 7 years to get a new regular GP after my last died. I had to rely on walk in clinics that have wait time's of 6 hours or more. I'm not saying it's awful, but it's not comparable to the rest of the world. We're halfway better than America and that's not good enough to me.

AlterEgoIII

5:12:35 As a Canadian, why Paul have you failed us?!

AlterEgoIII

5:18:48 I'm dying laughing at this 🤣

NakedSophistry

I love Jeffery Combs, based pick TJ.

Michael Sewell

As a londoner alot of the places and food except for "a chinese" has died out. Those places are hard to find and honestly jellied elles was big like 30 years ago about now these places arent the easiest to come by. Ps british food is so bad thats why the national dish is a madras. We had a patriots day where a bunch of english white trash went out to protest about immagration and forginers taking over the uk. 99% of those people where caught buying turkish, indian and american food. From a Brit, the only half way decent food we make is stake and ale pie or the full english breakfast.

Omerta 2 tymes

Have Steve hit me up and I'll send him some seeds

Johny e

That wasn't a Yorkshire pudding, I'm guessing it was stake and ale pudding (pie). Yorkshires are light airy crispy batter things

DirtyDan

The non sexual crime* caveat doesnt even work for trump because he was found liable for raping e jeane carrol in newyork and then lost a defemation case by the same woman right after he said he didnt rape her and she was "infact too ugly for him". So we can just call Trump a rapist without using "alledegy" to hedge against a defemation case

CamHoney

Nioh 3 is the easiest of the Nioh games. It's like saying I beat blues clues when talking about the Nioh franchise.