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Mr. Quacks

Dude , last night I got stalked by cops for no reason. Living the DFF Life!!!!

nathan

The walrus was Paul.

Elizabeth Allen

Ben Shapiro be like "Sex is supposed to be passionless and revolting. Every time I have to do my duty as a husband I feel revolted by her feminine touch".

Elizabeth Allen

Ben Shapiro is soooooo fucking gaaaaaaay.

Elizabeth Allen

Just free yourself Ben. Suck all the dicks! Let the pool boy touch you all over! Glisten his butt with all of the booty oil!

Elizabeth Allen

I just wish he would just come out already. Does he even know? How much money does he need? Just tell everyone you're gay you lied to them and now you have all their money and you're retiring to go live on your estate with the pool boy.

Elizabeth Allen

I would be so proud of Ben if he would just tell everyone he's a flaming homosexual. He wants to be railed by that Heathcliff. He wants to be the step sister. He would have been much happier if that step sister was a step brother.

Keifer

I get the mint hole from chewing minty gums when I am fasting.

Nemo

The anti woke stuff is so boring and your takes are uninteresting and bad faith. I don’t even actually disagree with the side you’re on, it’s just your presentation is so dry and dumb. Like with the thing with the trans prisoner getting his surgery paid for and the response is “how does that affect you personally?” That same thing could be said of 99% of the content you guys react to. What a self centered place the world would be if everyone only cared about themselves. The real response should’ve been something about how the surgery would help them adjust psychologically and probably make them a more stable member of society in the future, or whatever the actual reason was that it was approved by the state. But that’s just one example. You guys are on the right side of these issues but for all the dumbest reasons. And even with the small stuff like you always bring up the Ben Shapiro WAP thing and it’s so cringe because it’s obvious that in the original video he was saying that it’s medically impossible/ unhealthy if you need a literal bucket and mop for how wet someone is. It was funny to meme on him for it though maybe the first couple times because it is Ben Shapiro, but it’s been years now and it’s obvious what he meant to say so it’s just annoying to hear the same boring jeer yet again. It’s boring, bland material, and it only appeals to the portion of your audience that is gonna stay subscribed no matter what. That’s what you don’t understand. You think because a lot of your audience likes it you should do more . But that’s the problem, you’re catering to the people who will give you money regardless. If you want to make more money you should pander to the people who aren’t going to shovel you money regardless of what you do. Common sense

MayBerryFarms

The anti woke stuff is so boring and your takes are uninteresting and bad faith. I don’t even actually disagree with the side you’re on, it’s just your presentation is so dry and dumb. Like with the thing with the trans prisoner getting his surgery paid for and the response is “how does that affect you personally?” That same thing could be said of 99% of the content you guys react to. What a self centered place the world would be if everyone only cared about themselves. The real response should’ve been something about how the surgery would help them adjust psychologically and probably make them a more stable member of society in the future, or whatever the actual reason was that it was approved by the state. But that’s just one example. You guys are on the right side of these issues but for all the dumbest reasons. And even with the small stuff like you always bring up the Ben Shapiro WAP thing and it’s so cringe because it’s obvious that in the original video he was saying that it’s medically impossible/ unhealthy if you need a literal bucket and mop for how wet someone is. It was funny to meme on him for it though maybe the first couple times because it is Ben Shapiro, but it’s been years now and it’s obvious what he meant to say so it’s just annoying to hear the same boring jeer yet again. It’s boring, bland material, and it only appeals to the portion of your audience that is gonna stay subscribed no matter what. That’s what you don’t understand. You think because a lot of your audience likes it you should do more . But that’s the problem, you’re catering to the people who will give you money regardless. If you want to make more money you should pander to the people who aren’t going to shovel you money regardless of what you do. Common sense

Elizabeth Allen

Bush started it but who's finishing it Paul?

Elizabeth Allen

Paul groveling to Kyle made me laugh so hard 🤣

Zachary Reynolds

Germans don't trill their Rs. They roll them in the back of their throat

Watermelon

Why would this Iran debacle only last until September and not two more months to try and keep the elections from happening or whatever else they have up their sleeve

DirtyDan

That Iranian "threat" is an obvious psyop. If it did come from Iran itd say Allah not god

FulgrimFanboy

Doubt it counts but a few weeks ago I was heading home for lunch (I work overnight and my house is only 5 min away from work) and a sheriff full on followed me down my street, watched him pass as I pulled in my garage

Watermelon

Lmao i like how the Kyle segment started with talking about how nice his property is and how fresh he is dressed and then slowly devolved into critiquing everything like he lived in a trash ridden trailer yard only to revert back to talking about about his wealth 😂

Elizabeth Allen

Unfortunately for Paul I think we all know Krystal would never allow such a thing to come to pass. 🤣

Cameron

It took TJ an Pual way too long to realize the A&W guy is taking the piss out of the garbage McDicks CEO freak.

Cameron

Are you referring to the Krystal Ball

Elizabeth Allen

The ol Krystal Ball and chain. Kyle knows better than to jerk against the chain lest that Ball come rollin so to speak.

Cameron

Paul’s mom’s ass is the moon, that badunkadunk is the moon. Her booty is so great that it has to be the moon

Elizabeth Allen

I bet Kyle hits it like rom pom pom like a drum. He could play my drum any day.

Mr. Quacks

I laughed uncontrollably at the poop segment.

BadGuyRants

Guess I’m the only one that likes McDonald’s chicken sandwich? Also, Chee-Jay’s lack of understanding of classic American cinema is blood boiling.

Anderson Garcia

Thank you for putting this on Patreon. I'd kill myself before watching on Kick. The day this show becomes Kick exclusive, is the day you lose a Patron. Although hopefully the show will be back on Youtube soon.

Elizabeth Allen

Do you not see the trend here? YouTube is aggressively targeting anyone who doesn't fit the brand standard and they want them gone. There's no negotiation or standard they could meet. YouTube just wants them and everyone else that isn't strictly on brand gone. There's no coming back

AlterEgoIII

The worst product at A&W is better than anything at slopdonalds

Sputnik

It costs 3x the price than the most expensive McDonald's items though. Here in Canada A&W are everywhere but are always empty, aside from early mornings where old people like to fill it up to get their sub par breakfast for $25, all because it comes on an actual plate. Their basic hamburger costs $5 plus tax and that's without cheese, just grilled onions and ketchup/mayo. It's nearly half the size of a McDonald's cheeseburger too. Fuck A&W.

Zech Shrum

I’m gonna move to Kick next stream. I promise! Also I remember them diving into ICP, but I don’t remember which it is. I’ve seen the Disney + Juggalo episode, but I swear they did an ICP one.

AlterEgoIII

"Here in canada" bro I'm Canadian and have never seen an empty A&W in my life. And also half the size of a McDonald's burger? I think you got that completely backwards. A teen burger is double the size of any McDonald's burger. Look at the one the ceo too a bite of, teen burgers are double that size all day

Sputnik

Maybe that's just an Ontario thing, because here it's a running joke about how many A&Ws there are that nobody goes to aside from the old fucks in the morning. He's also not the CEO, he's just the spokesperson that did all the commercials for them. A teen burger also costs nearly $13 after tax here without the meal. It's not even that good. The only thing they have going for them is their sweet potato fries but those are stupid expensive too.

AlterEgoIII

Interesting, I'm in BC and not saying A&W is more popular than McDonald's but I haven't heard much negative things said bout em from people I know. Most ppl I know, myself included, would much rather eat a&w over mcds

Nathan Crowell

Did anyone name-drop the “romance novel” TJ was talking about where a girl gets DP’d by gargoyles? Lol.

Mars Hall

Paul’s alien take is just Christianity. Love Paul, but that argument is very similar to Christian beliefs

Craig

The ICP deep dive was part of the first 24 hour show.

DFFPodcast

True, but we need a return episode!

DFFPodcast

You will not have to watch it on Kick. We are never leaving Patreon.

DFFPodcast

You aren’t the only one but I can safely say none of us care for it.

Juke

I was a retard and wrong, it was us that hit the school. It feels really bad to be an American

Connor Madison

Chromo-zones is definitely a Keanism

Zech Shrum

Is that first 24 hour show available anywhere?

Craig

Yes. It's on YouTube split into four six hour parts

EthaNoFx

Joe rogan has had multiple guests who are known creeps and rapists so he's so full of shit

EthaNoFx

Joe supported trump Trump has bragged about going into under age girls change rooms and "inspecting them" and had also bragged about women not doing anything if he grabs them by the pussy but Joe will shake his hand and vote for him

Juke

What episode was Kyle asked about fast food?

Bailey Goldsberry

The whole concept of treating others the way you’d like to be treated is literally a foundational principle of human society. We 100% can judge historical figures for causing pain and suffering, you don’t have to be big brained to understand that others feel pain physical and emotional. We give to much ground to past crimes and abuses with that excuse of “they didn’t know any better” I understand that humans are shaped by their environment and institutions but to hand wave it completely with the “it was a different time” I think is far too simplistic. They still made their decisions to cause harm to others, in the case of slavery they definitely could understand that suffering was being inflicted upon others it wasn’t a complicated detached sort of thing. You could make the argument that they didn’t comprehend the larger forms of abuses or how to change the current systems to be more equitable but the day to day moral choices they understood just as well as anyone alive today. Humanity didn’t just develop basic empathy after the enlightenment. Humanity has always known it’s wrong to cause death and destruction.