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TJ's udders will feed us for generations to come.

ImmuneToFacts

Are you prepared to pay the PIPER, TJ? To succumb to the sheer MAGNIFICENCE that is Scotty!? Get your concession speech READY, TJ! The Superior Kirk has BEEN decided, and YOU have been found...wanting.

Tony

have they announced a gauntlet this month?

Darkness

Late to the party, but not late as TJ. We have to use Kick now?

Mdxfiend

Guess so. I rly hate the kick player tho. I listen in my car and can't pause it without making the window full screen.

Elizabeth Allen

I expect them to be late and suddenly they're on time. You can't win.

Watermelon

You guys should go back to taking the last week of the month off cuz apparently people ain’t got no money left during that time Lmao

DFFPodcast

TJ vs. Scotty: Who Betta? this Friday

DFFPodcast

We will continue to upload them in full to Patreon after the show ends

Habeas J

Bring back sex with an alien!

Tony

thank you!

Flunkiebubs

My internal monologue is vague music with gibberish words

Keifer

Less than 4 hours? Scammer shituation

Keifer

If Vance is gay or not, it doesnt matter, Peter Thiel has turned that asshole inside out.

Isaiah

if they made the deepfat fried logo with the japanese symbols into a SHIRT I would wear it

Elizabeth Allen

My internal monolog is similar to both TJs and Paul's. I'm a narcissist who hates herself. I think I'm great at times then I look at the reality of my failures and I think "you suck Elizabeth" and obviously this hurts my narcissistic pride. I'm just all fucked up.

Vooran

The last movie that left a standing mark musically for me was All Quiet On The Western Front (2022). Those three notes which are played sporatically are terrifying.

Ggrin

Father… we hunger… 🐄

FulgrimFanboy

Kick also randomly stops playing all the time for me. Never had a problem with Patreon

Thomas Ferret

What have I eaten my wife that I've beaten Everything turns into beans before it cools, without cheese And you could store it all right into our fridge But i would scuff it down right in front of our kids

Poeacidic

I fuck with the waiting music so hard

Elizabeth Allen

Or just take the weekends off like responsible adults do.

DirtyDan

Yeah im not a fan of Kicks player either. I cant keep the video going minimized like yt and patron. You cant rewind 10 seconds during a kick stream to catch something you missed or thought was really funny, it just glitches until you click live again.

Darkness

Well, in defense of DFF, YouTube is a shit platform and there's not much alternative.

Petteri Tuovinem

Eat the the stinkiest and nastiest cheese during the TJ vs. Scotty challenge

BruceyDaPug

Been seeing a lot of 80s and 90s movies as of late at my independent theater. it's been nice to watch stuff that isn't a huge 2 hour plus ordeal!

Corbin Tadlock

I feel like my thoughts can be narrated by myself but other times I'm having wordless thoughts. Like, I'm thinking of things but not really in words. And sometimes my thoughts are in images. But other times, yeah they're in words. Especially if I'm thinking of something more complicated.

DFFPodcast

Good to know. We can easily make that into a shirt.

Emerius Jones

Make Paul into a Garum like sauce and distribute it to the Patrons. Also bring back the song about scotty and Paul fuckin' that one is so much better than sex with Satan and sex with an alien. I mean come on, they're secretly in love and they fuck every night, god damn it! Also, I love the new show intros TJ has been doing.

Gabriel Sanchez

Thanks for adjusting the volume, last episode scotty was quieter than tj and paul was quieter than scotty.

Mdxfiend

Fair but the patreaon player does not have the same issue as the kick one does. It doesn't play nice with android auto either. For us that listen while driving its not ideal. That's why I mainly watch the VODs on patreon. It's fine tho. I'm sure kick will fix it eventually

Emerius Jones

You're just jealous ELON'S RICH! (Sorry I just wanted Scotty to be right.)

Explicit

1 if by land 2 if by sea 3 is for the Manatee

AnhedonicHailMary

I can't get enough of them covering Brett. It's always so entertaining.

NukeOhio

This Patreon membership is less worth it week after week these days. You guys are a shadow of your former selves as far as being entertaining goes. You guys came up with wheel of torture for fucks sake, what happened to effort?

DFFPodcast

I agree that we can do better. I think you will be surprised with what the future holds

Lord of the Pimp Rings

Someone needs to make a compilation of all the intros. I would do it but I'm lazy

Lord of the Pimp Rings

I don't even have an internal monologue, I got an internal dialogue. There's at least two fuckers running around up in my noggin. A comedic chaotic idiot and a sarcastic dead pan straight man. They're hilarious and I steal their material.

Darkness

DFF is perfect for road trips! I do the same! 😆 It's hilarious when you put the windows down.

Habeas J

TJs Dances With Wolves take is yet another iceberg of an opinion

m4r00n

No, in their cushy gravy train job where they sit at a computer and pick whatever subject they want to talk about with minimal research, it is extremely important to take entire weeks off at a time to prevent overworking.

Edvard Lundgren

I dont think thats why they do it. Its to prevent burnout and a drop in quality like we saw a few years back. Ultimately it leads to better contento.

m4r00n

A drop in quality like we saw a few years back? Don't remember the quality ever going back up.

m4r00n

If you made your mom's crying face in to a shirt I would wear it.

TheSpenWPana

I totally agree with TJ on the apple in the minds eye. I dont see it but I can create the apple and adjust the apple to add or remove features but I don't see it. I don't know how to explain.

m4r00n

Lets have sex with a new thing. Sex with Muhammad?

Bigness

I bet if you suck TJs titties you'll get buttermilk