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You must choose! (Patreon)

Published:
2026-08-01 01:20:42
Imported:
2026-10

Poll

You must choose!

  • Scotty gives TJ a history quiz, and for every wrong answer he takes a shot 277
  • Paul fights a fan in a fighting game of choice 132
  • We bring on a Patron to argue with us live on the show 106
  • Scotty calls a random fan of the show 45
  • 2026-08-01
  • 560 votes
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Content

Scotty gives TJ a history quiz, and for every wrong answer he takes a shot

Paul fights a fan in a fighting game of choice

We bring on a Patron to argue with us live on the show

Scotty calls a random fan of the show

Comments

Bryant Field

Where is the boil Paul option?

Jodee Durnes

I wanna see Paul do a backwards Haduken lol.

freelocibin

I hear he's been doing them since 1992.

PugNacious

TJ fucked up the chicken tendy contest so as far as I’m concerned he owes us a freebie. We deserve both of the top two. Goddang scam indivijuls

Jacob

Who's choice of fighting game?

Darkness

Arguing with a Patron should be a punishment, not a reward to vote on.

Krista Vaillancourt

We are simple creatures who just want to force drunkenness on tj and tease him for his ignorance.

Commander Ceph

I'd rather see drunk TJ than an awkward weirdo stumble around his words for an hour.

Brokenxwing

As much as love the idea of TJ losing at history, I think Paul losing in a fighting game had to be my pick. It has the best meme potential and could rival his failure against Ben and scotty for years to come lmao.. And Scotty will almost certainly puck this for the show even if it doesn't get the fan vote anyway lmao.

Roman Douchington

Bringing a fan on is always a disaster don't do it lol

Justin Humphries

NGL we kinda suck I see why the fan interaction options got the lowest picks.

Petteri Tuovinem

If you do the history quiz thing, have 911 ready dialed for alcohol poisoning

GoblinGas

Drunk TJ is best TJ

Sputnik

Honestly, anything that doesn't involve us patrons. We kinda suck at entertaining an audience historically.

Butthole Gungan

What else was there for him to do back then it's not like he had a pool.

Darkness

How about, "Paul fights a fan". There. Nothing more.