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ED SHEERAN COOKED!!! JOE ROGAN TREMBLES IN TERROR!!! WORLD ENDING!?!?!

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Gunlag

Thanks for the time callout

Chancy

Scotty lies, but The wheel never dies!

Habeas J

Translation: TJ fell asleep at 4am and won't wake up till (at least) 2pm

Elizabeth Allen

Patreon fucking sucks now. You can't push the edge on anything. I post a funny little story about Eeyore reaching the end of his rope and poof gone. The story had a moral to, check in on the Eeyores of your life lest yee find them at the end of a rope.

Elizabeth Allen

Now Patreons fucking you. You've got an entire environment built around pessimism and edge and Patreons new aggressive automated moderation has ensured that those edges are sanded down and smoothed away.

Donkerly

Kick schedule says no scheduled stream and no waiting room. Is this just bc I dont have a skull?

Donkerly

The automod is as trigger happy as the actual DFF mods

M

I farted in my diaper, and my asshole fucking exploded.

Elizabeth Allen

I've been following this Ed Sheeran thing and the people around him did exactly what I hoped they would. I could care less about Ed or Mack but seeing a hypocrite get exactly what you think they deserve is always so sweet.

Elizabeth Allen

No diesel reserves left seems pretty fucking bad. It might not be the end of the world but we're gonna wish it was.

Elizabeth Allen

I wasn't even born rich and I feel TJs pain. Work sucks.

Man of Darkness

Something I hate about Kick is that if your coworker sees you listening to a video on Kick then they’re going to assume that you’re some racist groyper incel. Kick may be less censorious than YouTube, but it also has a reputation based on all the racist groyper adjacent users

Literally Satan

I've gotten away with some surprisingly edgy shit on the DFF kick chat, but then you'll see someone just saying the same shit they're talking about on stream and COMMENT REMOVED COMMENT REMOVED. Lmao

Parker

@2:24:22 Scotty goes ULTRA HYPE mode for the wheel spin

Elizabeth Allen

You guy's are just now noticing the damage to our bases? It's bad.

Elizabeth Allen

Why don't you tell them to mind their own fucking business?

Elizabeth Allen

If you notice the little nuances with Kyle right now he's talking up meidas touch from time to time. Now if you look at the Meidas titles they follow the same format and they're even more hyperbolic than Kyles. Kyle didn't create the formula he's just following one that's been successful for Ben Measles or however the hell you spell his name.

Elizabeth Allen

The AI kill switch is nothing more than wishful thinking TJ. By the time it reaches the point we decide it needs to die it's already copied itself a million times.

William Wheeles

As a patron since day one, I will usually throw the YouTube stream on at work and lock my phone screen and put it in my pocket, sometimes I'll open it and look at the screen for 30 seconds if something funny is happening.. I don't chat and I don't donate on YouTube. I imagine there are a lot of people that are doing this, and for this use case, YouTube works way better than kick. It keeps playing when switching between wifi and cellular data, and it almost never gets stuck in a buffer loop. When I do the same thing with kick, I have to unlock my phone about every 20 mins close the steam, and reopen it, and find my place again. It's obnoxious. If y'all stop steaming on YouTube I will probably just wait for the patreon vids to come out, cuz even those work wayyy better than the kick vods for me, as someone who only watches/listens on my phone. So please please please continue doing the vid uploads to patreon using its internal player and don't make the patrons have to watch via kick. Although I will say, I would guess you probably get about half of the YouTube people to move to kick permanently, but the rest are most likely non-paying fans anyway, so who gives a fuck to lose them anyway...

Elizabeth Allen

For an AI kill switch to even work the AI would need to bo so isolated from the greater internet that it would be completely and totally worthless for it's intended purpose.

Elizabeth Allen

We either stop AI development or we roll the dice there's no hedging our bets on AI.

Kula

An episode about lunchables might actually be interesting. It’s a shockingly sketchy brand, with a surprising connection to big tobacco.

Kula

They were once criticized by nutrition experts that “the most nutritional thing in a lunchables is the napkin” Their response to those accusations, was to remove the napkin 😂.

Elizabeth Allen

I wonder if any of you have considered the possibility of rolling brown outs across power grids as fuel prices continue to rise. As shipping continues to cost more and more certain areas go under a triage of sorts meaning area's that can't afford as much get less attention meaning shortages of items across the board including electricity.

Elizabeth Allen

You see the electric companies will shift their strained resources to higher demand areas that can afford the costs and lower demand areas will be put on a brown out list. Not completely cut off but put on scheduled down time's to conserve resources for those areas with people who can afford to take the hit.

Elizabeth Allen

I want to create something that is completely empty and devoid so that billions of people can project whatever they want onto it. Then I'll make millions of dollars, be super rich, incredibly vapid and self centered. I could possibly do that, at least I could try.

Tha0n

Bring the wheel to the meetup.

Officer Jarpis

Add "Watch 5 minutes of Family Guy funny moments" to the wheel please

Lord of the Pimp Rings

That Paul "comedy" segment was fucking torture. It was like drunken zoomer stand up brain rot. It went everywhere and nowhere.

Darkness

Can I just be a cheap bastard and listen to you guys on Spotify instead of Patreon? I get more for my money there.

Darkness

Why don't you realize your privilege as a woman to publicly use Kick without fear of wild accusations from society?

GraveSource

YouTube chat was really up in here claiming to be ‘more intelligent’ when they’re too dumb to switch to Kick and get a free spin.

Sputnik

According to a Google search, Megan Stalter is completely fake. She does cringe comedy to get views. Never heard of her until now but she seems to be popular in a younger crows that's into "bad comedians".

DFFPodcast

We have no plans to stop posting shows on Patreon so you’ll always be able to get the shows on here.

huhu haha

my comment was deleted for saying that TJ is afraid to play dark souls. no swears, no nothing. patreon is a tjcophant bruh

EthaNoFx

I'm a massive paulisher After the stand up thing he pulled I no longer want my patron cut to go to him

Hayden Cusick

Kick wats face ID and face ID hates me bullshit always happens. Mabie hand ie to wiggly fuck it's not like I'm shaking like an alcoholic who hasn't had drinkeypue. Kick Betts have full tits at the least. Annoying bullshit mabie I'm a real dumb cunt tho.