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Deep Fat Fried 10/13/26 (Patreon)

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2026-10-13 16:00:22
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2026-10-14 03:25:00
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APOCALYPTIC HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE! America is UTTERLY COOKED! Trump In SHAMBLES!

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The Unruly Cosplayers

RIP RJ Mitte. DFF gotta eat a big breakfast buffet in his honor.

wunbis

it would be fuckin' amyayuhzunn if you started the show right now so I don't run the risk of letting my crackhead ass sleep skedula rob me of another live paul

M

Milk TJ, Milk TJ, Milk TJ!!

Elizabeth Allen

The military uses bureaucracy to torture people they don't like all the time. Say you're getting kicked out they don't just get it over with. They stretch out a million different appointments for a million different things and schedule them so far apart to make you suffer longer in a place you hate just because you changed your mind about serving. So this guy? They really want to hurt him.

Elizabeth Allen

The Caretaker: Hey buddy you wanna pet tha tiger? Of course you can pet tha tiger buddy just jump right on in there. People do it all tha time, you'll be fine. It's like a big kitty cat.

Elizabeth Allen

The Caretaker: I don't know what happened officer, I looked away for one second and tha next thing I know... my sweet innocent boy was jumpin into tha tiger pen. (The Caretakers face is worn and weary from years of managing the life of a man unable to care for himself. Though she tries she can not muster a tear, all she can feel is the loss of a weight she has carried for decades. Freedom at last.)

Necromoon Atazoth

Not all tigers are bloodthirsty monsters. Enzo in South Africa loves his keeper, Michael Jamison.

Elizabeth Allen

Oppenheimer? More like Sloppenheimer. No joke. TJ is correct, that movie is just an overrated boring piece of shit. The most impressive thing about Sloppenheimer is the nuclear blast, the atmosphere before and the blast itself. It was not worth sitting through all that other boring shit about some guy I could give less of a fuck about.

Jackson Hipp

That intro song was legitimately fire

DingleBilly

The president prefers the uh... undeveloped... look over more rotund and voluptuous figures because it more closely resembles the 12 year olds hed rather be fucking.

Red Rocket

Damn promo code didn't work. I need my lube

Petteri Tuovinem

Thanks TJ now the Chim Chim Cher-ee-song is stuck in muh head

Weltschmerz

Damn you guys are true gutbucket enjoyers, papa John’s has been shit as long as I can remember

They Call Me Gnome

People who have gotten on that roller coaster have said in comments that those chairs felt very unsafe for the ride. Everything seems to point that it was the fault of the staff.

IgnarHusky

I hate to lmao to that but... Lmao why did he think that's a safe or even remotely good idea?

AnnoyingKiwiDude

Scotty’s “FWUFFY Wittle Kitty Cat Happy Island Adventure” pitch was awesome. I would definitely watch it.

Habeas J

Can someone link me TJ's Spotify?

thepeasantchef

I love the movie pitches segment. I gotta see what Big Booty Space Pirates 2 would be.

Sputnik

No shit.

BadGuyRants

If I ever meet Paul irl I’m bursting out in Mary Poppins song.

Elizabeth Allen

So I just read the series of short stories from The King in Yellow and it made me think about something that happened at work two days ago. I was doing my rounds looking busy checking the shelves on a loop and as I turned the corner right where I had stood seconds ago there was a balloon in the shape of a black star floating at eye level directly in my path. At the time I thought it off, no one was in the store and I couldn't imagine where it would have come from but of course it was just a balloon so I pushed it out of the way and made a joke about it being a bad omen. Of course now in the context of The King in Yellow and Carcosa seeing a black star earlier this week feels so eerie and it adds a level of this spine tingling chill to the story that makes it so much better for me. If I watch two suns rise in a few hours I will know that I am in carcosa. Hopefully I can at least keep watching this show in carcosa.

Andrew Wesley Nichols

I tried looking up "They say this is paradise" and "theysaythisisparadise" on Spotify and found nothing. No artists under those names. Kill me lol

Scott Chandler

TJ, your songs don't exist on Spotify.

Hatemile

Scotty should wear a dollar store scorpion costume during the tournament of terror. Halloween costumes would help the atmosphere. 👻 🎃

Omerta 2 tymes

WTF our press secretary can't speak...... Guys I mean seriously, it's gone 2 far. My brain is leaving. Ukraine is fighting for its life. Wouldnt you want help to protect your family or no? Come-on you have no idea what your talking about on Ukraine.

Elizabeth Allen

Did you look him up specifically or did you start with an assumed name for an obscure song? We don't even know the name of the songs. Did you even really try to look or did you give up after trying to guess the names of these obscure songs that would no doubt be buried under more well known suggestions?

Hatemile

There is a black hole inside you. I always seeing you posting the bleakest most nihilistic things. I'm not even criticizing I'm just kinda stunned sometimes.

ChefJBrDee

I’ve looked up TJ’s Spotify several times and can’t find it, anyone have a link or specific spelling?