NEW MERCH, BIG DISCOUNTS & A GIVEAWAY! (Patreon)

Hey guys! We've got some brand-new merch available at Pessimist.co, along with some killer deals this weekend!

Check out our latest additions:

• Battle Ball Paul Plushie – Bring home your very own Battle Ball Paul!

• The Unholy Tomat Trinity T-Shirt – Three times the Tomat, three times the blasphemy!

30% OFF ALL BLU-RAY BUNDLES!

All Blu-ray bundles must go! We're knocking 30% off with discount code JERSEY30.

Grab your Blu-ray bundle here!

20% OFF EVERYTHING ELSE!

We're also offering 20% off the rest of the store! The discount should apply automatically at checkout, but if it doesn't, use code FAT20.

BONUS: WEEKEND GIVEAWAY!

Anyone who makes a purchase from the store this weekend will have a chance to win a pair of signed Tomat socks!

That's right. You could be walking around with autographed Tomats on your feet. What a time to be alive.

Head over to Pessimist.co, grab yourself something nice, and take advantage of these deals while they last!

Thanks for supporting us, you beautiful bastards!