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More Delicious Patreon Perks - Cinema For Cynics! God's Not Dead 1&2! (Patreon)

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2018-05-13 00:06:39
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Some more delicious content for you gluttonous Patrons! The appetizer is a Cynics vs. Cinema of God's Not Dead, originally recorded a few months back for patrons of my new defunct TJ Kirk Patreon. 


The main course is a brand spanking new slab of delicious Cynics vs. Cinema God's Not Dead 2 Goodness. It's a dogshit double feature--both horrible God's Not Dead movies torn asunder by your favorite fat neckbeards, Paul and TJ.


Cynics vs. Cinema - God's Not Dead 

https://vimeo.com/269396548/a0b4d2fca1


Cynics vs. Cinema - God's Not Dead 2 

https://vimeo.com/269395596/a6ef4fd3b3


You will go to bed with a full belly tonight, thanks to Deep Fat Fried! 


-The DFF Kitchen 

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Angel_Guts

HOLY SHIT I LOVE YOU BIG OBESE MOTHERFUCKERS

Helly Selznick

Is the DFF show still happening tonight?

Garrett R

This is gonna be good.

therobotchicken

Dammit, I'm not gonna have time to watch these until tomorrow.

Justin Gay

a double feature of my favorite show you guys do....but Gods Not Dead....not sure I can stomach those movies lol

Kurly Q

you spoil us good sir.

Billy Goate

Thank the lord god almighty! TJ & Paul's riffing on God's Not Dead I was the funniest shit I've ever seen, especially the conclusion. Can't wait to check out 2~! You guys are awesome!

ultrasound700

TJ looks gross without the beard.

The Stargazer

How did you guys not realise that the preacher guy was the "Scotty? Jesus, man." guy?

AnEnthusiasticKoala

You have blessed this hungry Koala, much respect. ESSKEETIT

Fabian Molls

Am I the only one who has broken Links?

PhoenixBB

I watched this movie and agreed with it when it came out(I was only 13 give me a break). But clearly it was shit propaganda because I became an atheist a few months later.

Mark Kok

Whats with the fucking coughing baby lung passies

Herostratus

CREATE A SATIRE OF A CHRISTIAN PROPAGANDA FILM, T.J. AND PAUL! That is such a brilliant idea.

Mark Kok

Btw very entertaining vids guys

Oliver Edward Morgan

Paul and TJ 1000% clapped cheeks after both of these. Just a good ole fashioned friendly hate fuck to decompress.

Maplesburg Publishing

I like to watch these Cynics vs. Cinema reviews live. I know the first was old, but can the new ones be live in the future?

DoomKid

This move is fucking disgusting, I despise it with every fiber of my being.

Ignar Husky

SO CRISP!!! SO FRESH!!! This gives me MEANING... To the Rhythm of Life. Praise be the Vegetables, his Apostles, of Tomat, TJ, Paul, and Scotty!

Ignar Husky
>>12292137

I don't know if Vimeo does livestreams. YouTube would fuck them in the ass with a meteorite if they did this on YouTube's livestream

Friendly Vibe

this was funny. also if Gods not dead and there is justice in the world, the car that hit the atheist professor should not have gotten away with a hit and run homicide. stop and exchange info like a good Christian ??

Verminator Studios

That first one physically hurt me and apparently Melissa Joan Hart is in the second one.... childhood crush aborted.

GodsButtMonkey

All I have to say is GOD'S NOT DEAD! HE IS SURELY ALIVE!

Anonymous

man this patreon just keeps on giving

Breonna Rice

Am I prejudiced for hating religion and religious people just because they are a thing that exists? I mean I don’t see a Christian person and immediately spit in their face. I’m nice to them and they’re nice to me. I just internally wish religion would perish. I feel like this line of thinking could be dangerous, sort of genocide-esque. But it’s so alluring to my mind. Their destruction seems so delectable. Oh my gosh what a bind I put myself in.

dyslexia

My bf and I accidentally watched this thinking it was an atheist documentary, we clearly were drunk and couldn't read the word "not"

Duke of Mecklenburg

"Gods not dead, lil billy"-Fredrich Nietzsche, on his death bed(1900, colorized)

Tyler Parmelee

What’s funny about #2 is that in 9th grade I had a fundamentalist biology teacher who would, after teaching a quick obligatory lesson on evolution, shove anti evolution “debunking” propaganda down our throats and have us actively participate in anti evolution assignments that “proved” evolution was bullshit. You know what the school board did? Not a goddamn thing. So the whole legal battle that goes down in #2 is especially hilarious to me.

Jonathan

TJ you look like the love-child of Sam Kinison and John Goodman.

killspree

♫ god's not dead he's surely alive! ♫

james leazenby

You know what, that duck guy was wrong only Doom is eternal

JDTaylor

Rewatching this again after the latest Deep Fat Fried duel with Hercules vs the Family Ties guy (lol Paul). Classic, thanks guys.

Bubblerider

The Vimeo link for this doesnt seem to be working anymore. Would be interested in seeing it