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ASK US ANYTHING (that's not stupid) (Patreon)

Published:
2018-07-05 04:55:01
Imported:
2026-06

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During the 24 hour show, we will once again be answering questions from patrons and twitter followers, so ask yours below. 

Comments

Greymon365

Paul, Are you aware that there are only 7,000 Blobfish in The Pacific Ocean? What do you plan to do about it?

Cory Cashatt

Is Senior Tomate a pineapple? :)

Johnny Jungar

Do any of you refined gentlemen consume the higher stages of culture in the form of black metal?

ElgorinRein

Have you thought about bringing back the Distressed Watcher TJ?

Isaac Black

Would you guys be able to do a DFF Nashville meet-up?

Jack Brittle

Do any of you guys watch sports? If so what are your favourite sports teams?

Emoticon Math

Are there, if any, redeeming qualities that you guys find about Peterson or Shapiro, (ex. How they attracted a fanbase like a moth to a flame)

Gregory Darnell

If each of you could organize 3 bands to go on tour to your town who would they be

Greymon365

Serious question: What inspired you guys to name the podcast "Deep Fat Fried"?

Jack Brittle

Do you guys have any regrets about leaving DP?

koolmin23

Are any of you musically talented in any way?

Amir Scott

How do you feel about people spouting things about race and IQ?

Venom9390

Would TJ and Paul ever consider reviewing the Cheech and Chong Movies?

Will Novak

I know Paul and TJ have expressed disinterest for the later career Nine Inch Nails albums, as a huge fan of the band I'm interested to know what it is that you specifically don't like? I will concede that everything up until and including The Fragile is their peak, but that's not to say that the new shit doesn't have some cool/interesting ideas.

Shitlord the garbage god

If you could see any one music band/artist from anytime in history live who would it be?

Michael Valenzuela

Would you guys consider doing a meetup in your home state of Louisiana or somewhere else in the south? Thanks for the shows, guys. They have brought me many laughs.

Ancient Warrior Productions

I want to start doing content on my own website, including movie reviews, and hoped you guys could give some advice to a layman like me. It is going to be written rather than video, so it might not be easy to compare the two, but any advice would be appreciated, and I mean any.

JR

What sexuality is Scotty?

Tony G

Will there be another "eggs" video?

YourEvilBoyfriend

Would you gentlemen be interested in Deep Fat Frying the concept of organized crime? P.s. poor one out for Snooty

Tony G

What's the weirdest compliment you've ever received?

Erick Sierra

Should I buy a car for my first car or put a new engine in my 92 GMC Sierra, I already took the engine out all I have to do is buy the engine and put it in ?

Naru

TJ or Paul, I've been trying to come to terms that life has no real objective meaning and just like TJ my lean towards misanthropy has deepened as I get older. To my question if you ever had to over come these feelings were you ever depressed about it and if so whats some advice to deal with it. (Note: I live in an area where a "legal tobacco" seller is hard to find...)

Jordan Nied

How's The Keto Diet going?

Ethan Weaver

If you could pass one peace of legislation right now that would do the most good for the country, what would it be?

Sev Obzen

They probably won't answer this so I'll answer it for you because they've been asked this a million times on Highdeology streams. None of them follow specific porn actors or actresses.

koolmin23

Do you guys wish you'd done the first few episodes differently in any way?

Jimmyslimd1ck

Have y'all ever thought what platform you'll go to if, and when YouTube crashes on it own weight. Also loved the Manatee episode.

Sev Obzen

What do Tj or Paul believe is the minimum budget they would need to pursue making a film out of one of their own concepts?

Gavin Burns

Are you ever going to have guests on any episodes?

Bohden

If you could erase one movie from your memory and rewatch it for the first time again, which would it be?

sam

I love each and every single person here, you are all lovely people. As for a question, what is your favorite thing in regards to living in Louisiana?

外来・ジョウ

Hey Paul, do you have any serious plans to make another Hydeology like the Endgame Derrick Jensen episodes? I don't agree that there is anything that could be done what so ever to stop society from ruining the world for "the people that come after", or even that there will be people after, but it I still took a lot away from the episode. IMO best Hydeology, thanks mates!

Fa1pa1

So far what has been your personal favorite DFF episode?

Anonymous

Will you guys ever do a DFF on flat earthers? It could be about the rediculous theories and those who spread them?

Dad Bandicoot

Will there be any wrestling DFF's and if you guys were old school wrestling managers (e.g 'Mouth of the South' Jimmy Hart, The Grand Wizard) what would your gimmicks be?

T-Rx (DUBIUS)

When can we get another episode of “the wrong advices” featuring the Kirk brothers? Poo’all could participate, I guess!

CzechTheShark

I am not a Petersonite, although I manage to understand(after way too much analyzing) what he talks about sometimes. Do you agree that if you work on making yourself and your lifestyle perfect as possible it will spread to other people? If so, can you think of anything else Peterson espouses that you agree with? For example, one thing I agree with is the premise "I think, therefore I am"

T.J sycophant

scotty, what is/ was your favourite gun to shoot

Peter Adamson

Whats your favourite thing about doing the show?

Nooberrific

Why aren't more liberals like David pakman and kyle kulinski debating people like Ben shapiro or Steven Crowder you can only beat bad ideas with good ideas

Craig Ryan

Why do you guys call yourself content creators and not artists? I consider these videos entertaining and thought provoking. Isn't that artistic?

Jebus Gander

Will you ever do a DFF on the church burnings in Norway?

JR

Is senore Tomat an offensive latin stereotype or does he simply quench our thirst for the juices of life?

Misgellsson

You have deleted most of the new DFFs from youtube pretty shortly after the release. Is this because of piracy, and are you planning a way to fix this?

Anonymous

One for each of you: TJ: Do you honestly think humanity is past the tipping point towards self-destruction, or do you think we could veere it back to an optimistically Star Trek-like future? Paul: What is your opinion of LaVeyan Satanism? Do you think that if it was implemented in a secular atheistic way that it would be beneficial, or just not solve anything. SCOTTY!!! WHY DO YOU HATE CANADA BITCH?! Love you guys, Keep you're dicks hard.

Emily Nicole

I keep falling for guys that don't treat me right. I feel like I can't leave them because I will be alone. Any advice?

Eli

How are you feeling right now?

The Knowledge Nut

Do you guys think that the god father lives up to it's hype

Skeptical Jesus

Who do you think is the most obliviously thick headed & illogical theist on YouTube? OR If you could live in a simulation that offered life long bliss, but you never interact with a real person or effect the real world, would you choose to do so?

Niccolo

In the event that a politically themed DFF were done, would Kyle Kulinski be invited for the show? Also thoughts on DFF Machiavelli?

AnEnthusiasticKoala

If one was travelling to Louisiana what are the must-visit restaurants that they should try?

Booop Booop

What books are you guys currently reading?

RottenPimple

Who's the best? Salvador, Dinoaur or Squeeks?

Jacob Shermetaro

What philosopher/philosophy has influenced your guy's personal ideology the most?

Oliver Edward Morgan

Shut up, Paul. Also, when did you all lose your virgin status?

SuperDarthKelly
>>13598831

They were going to name it southern fried podcast but someone already has a podcast named that and they came up with deep fat fried from there.

SuperDarthKelly

Would you consider letting one or all of your girlfriends/wife be co-hosts on the show? Maybe just one of them or all of them rotating one at a time? It would be nice to have a girl there even if it ends up just being an occasional laugh or comment on the antics.

Manuel Siefert

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Drincardi

What is everyone's game from E3 they are excited about?

Leanne Drake

You should do a dff on top ten cutest puppies

Fancy Stain

One thing you could have told yourselves as kids.

X

To each of you. If you woke up as Donald Trump tomorrow what would you do?

X

TJ when you die can your funeral be a meet up where we all talk about how awesome you where? Can we plant the seed of a banana tree in your grave?

X

Somebody asked this in the discord. To all of you if you had to choose between killing Hitler during world war 1 or killing Mohammed as he was coming down the mountain to share Islam for the first time, who do you kill?

X

Somebody also asked this. If you each could revive one famous person, who would it be?

X

If you found a death note what would you do with it?

X

If you had three wishes what would they be?

X

If you each switch bodies with your choice for world’s hottest women what would you do?

X

You are a super hero team? TJ is the banana man, Paul is Ball man, and Scotty is The Kaiser. What’s the name of your super hero team?

X

What would you do if Brett showed up at the meet up?

gv

do you share the income from the patreons equally between all three

X

Scotty do you have German blood. If not then why do you call yourself the Kaiser?

X

Hey TJ if time reversed and you found yourself back in time to a day before YouTube first went up. What do you do?

X

Hey TJ I talked to god and he told me how he is going to punish you. He’s not sending you to hell because you’ll like it to much. Instead he is going to reincarnate you as a hero. Meaning people will expect you to constantly save the day and do stuff, and everyone will hand there problems over to you. Thoughts?

TheJedimuffin

If you all had the ability to become a superhero(or villain) what powers would you like to inherit?

John Morgan

If one takes a freeze frame of the universe at a given moment in time and observes the exact alignment of all the subatomic particles in the universe at that moment in time, is it guaranteed that what happened at that very moment was bound to happen? Do people have free will?

MrFings

What do Chelsea, Ashley or Taylor think about being on DFF or other videos? They have some interesting opinions from what I've gleaned but we'd surely like a more in-depth take from any of them

Ben Hampson

Do any of you have any favourite poems or poets?

Victor

Have any of you guys watched Dragonball Super? The sequel to Dragonball Z. It recently ended and I was wondering if y'all are going to see the new Dragon ball movie coming to theaters this December. Big dragon ball fan here.

X

Would you rather be a companion of the Doctor or a member of the USS enterprise going on adventures across the universe

Anonymous

Who would win in a fight between DMT and gorilla?

Quentin Noland

Question for Paul: assuming no repercussions, and the only people to find out would be people you want to, would you bang TJ and Scotty's mom?

Black Prince of Wands

Any sights in L.A. you recommend that would be worthy of drawing? I’m probably gonna spend the majority of my trip prior to the DDF live show hiding behind my sketchbook.

Daniel Melle

What Is the Proper Size and Scope of Government?

Holyshihtzu

Would you rather speak every language or be able to speak to Animals?

Chase Daegele

What is the most violent fight TJ and Scotty have ever gotten into?

Justin Gay

If one religion had to be real, which would you all for lack of a better term "be okay" with? If you pick paganism actually pick one, not just Neo-Paganism lol.

X

Would you rather be a Jedi or a star fleet captain

NorthPacificShroom

Can you do a DFF on Timothy Leary and the hippies of the 60s? Love you guys.

dr.dri

What are your favorite sodas? (no need from scotty, we all know his undying allegiance to Mountain Dew)

dr.dri

Are you guys on good terms with DP, more specifically Ben?

Epicodvs

The manatee show was unironically one of your best, high energy shows and I think that it cannot be attributed just to the factor of trolling. Would you consider Deep Fat Frying another marine mammal?

Anonymous

any chance of ever having undoomed on a flash fry?

Anonymous

okay guys. Why cant just not follow through with anything. why do I present myself like a retard to everyone around me? How can I function as a normal human being?

GG EZ

Why is Scotty addicted and obsessed with Mountain Dew??

Darklit-Alpha

What is the most crazy altercation any of you have had with the police?

Emoticon Math

What are your guys' top 3 favorite games, from any platform, from any year?

Emoticon Math

Do any of you guys like modern games, or the new releases of older series (Mario, Zelda, Final Fantasy, Sonic, etc.) ?

Emoticon Math

And I hate to ask this, but since so many of my contemporaries in high school like this dogshit, what are your guys opinions on new age meme rappers, the shitty face tattooed ones who fanboys and fangirls that flood American schools like? I'm asking because recently, I was wearing a Pink Floyd shirt, and some cunt told me that my music was trash and that I should listen to REAL rap, music made by some cunt called Lil Xan.

Noah Linderer

1. What does Paul think of Super Smash Bros Ultimate? 2. Any plans for Cynics VS Cinema?

Alice Ekerson

Have any of you guys noticed an enormous amount of people who still believe in ghosts? I think you guys should enjoy the cringyness of something called Ghost Files, their all horrid actors but people gobble it up like fact

Emily Nicole

TJ can you explain why you got married despite being an atheist

TheCrudeNetwork

Are you guys still friends with Ben? Would you ever have him on DFF?

Anonymous

A lot of authoritarian regime's (past and present) use collectivist ideas as excuses to inflict suffering on people. However, when you look at modern society individualism doesn't seem to be helping people either. It may not send them to the gulags or gas chambers, but it can definitely fuck them over. Do you think its possible to balance collectivism and individualism, why or why not? Even if you dont have any thoughts, thanks for reading.

TheFoggyDew1916

Are Glasgow rangers dead? Is Craig Whyte indeed our Lord and savior?

Matthew Bartlett

Are you going to have an 18+ meet up sometime in the near future?

Anonymous

Will you ever do a meet-up in/around Philadelphia?

Donel Portillo

TJ, On your second appearance on the Joe Rogan Experience, you said the last real job you had was working at IHOP for two days. What was the position you had at IHOP and why did you quit ?

Matthew Bartlett

Can you please record yourselves watching Wolf Cop and post it on the internet for me, a loyal and loving patron, to enjoy?

timic83

Would you ever do a DFF on Metal Gear Solid?

kiefsaurus

What did you guys all want to be "when you grew up?" I always wanted to be a paleontologist. Still want to be, but a journalist in the field.

Home of da BONE

What do you all think about the goals on the Georgia Guidestones?

Misgellsson

I remember that one of you guys was pressured a little to join the military and even took an aptitude test. Could the person in question elaborate?

reese jones

Favorite comedy movie and what’s the story behind dona roncha

Miltiades

What do you think would happen to United States society if everyone who makes under $100,000 a year receives a million dollars tax free?

PixelCrusader

With the growing financial disparity between the rich and the poor, increasing discontent with Trump's insanity, and a looming financial crash potentially bigger than the last, we seem to be reaching a tipping point. How do you think things will shake out? Another depression? Violent uprising or peaceful political reform? I'd like to hear your thoughts on this.

TheIrishOtaku

Question for TJ: I know you've never really played the Arkham series of Batman games but as a fellow Batman fan would you ever consider doing a playthrough of one of them? I think you'd really enjoy them, I certainly did. Also love the show and you guys!

Jay

How much time do you devote to making content every week? What does your work week consist of doing?

Dustin Edmond

Scotty, why aren’t you sitting in TJ’s spot yet?

Diedtrich

Paul u mentioned before that u play heroes of the storm who is your favorite hero and why?

Chris Brandt

I know you guys wanted to keep your Patreon simple and accessible, but do you have plans for adding other tiers past the $10 one?

Regan Thompson

How hard was the transition back to a state that doesn’t have recreational weed laws? And can you comment on the quality of the legal tobacco you are able to find now

Gemma Hutchison

would is the second most retarded thing stevie has said/done?

Mindbreaker

Hey guys, I ````m a big fan of your show, keep up the good work :). As an atheist from a very early age I can say that my parents had a big role to play about it for being atheists themselves. They never pushed me one way or the other but for me the choice was extremely obvious. Religion? Pfff, fuck that shit, right...The more I read into it the more obvious it got. Who or what was your first turning point that religion is bullshit? Thx, and best wishes from Slovenia

DJ

Tits or ass? The final showdown!

yanba

Whats the worst drug related experience you can remember?

Gianni Paolucci

Any chance of a UK meetup this year? Or maybe a DFF=Europe tour? That would be sick.

Jonathan King

Are there any beliefs or theories currently considered pseudo-science that you think might one day enter the realm of accepted science?

Nicholas Fernacz

Why is Paul block happy, but then rags on the chat for being ball-less?

Emoticon Math

I know this question cannot really be answered in a quick manner, but fuck it. I noticed that TJ has stopped really associating with people of the skeptic community, and Paul once called Nebuchadnezzar of Babylon, referencing Carl of Akkad, a fucking dumbass, and TJ once mocked him for his ignorance on climate change. Seeing as how people in the skeptic community are very much retards who are pandering to Trump supporting conservatives, have you guys grown to become disenfranchised with that whole community, akin to someone like Cult of Dusty?

Tyler Tiell

Where are some other cities you plan on doing meet ups?

Anthony Massolin

When Tupac and Biggie died was it a big deal to you guys? or was it something you didn't really care about? im only asking because i was born in 1995 and don't really know how people reacted to it

J.R.Writings

If and when do you guys plan to produce films of your own?

Billy Goate

How do you each think you'll die? And will Paul end up choosing suicide by cop?

WavyWompa

Who’s country will be the winner of our hunger games like world,... battle of the nations bumbumbummmmm

Bork_Borkner

Would you rather Alex Jones didn't exist?

Dennis Jacob Allen

Why does TJ lie a about his penis size? I know it is huge

TeaAndBiscuits

Will you guys ever admit that Trump has turned out pretty great? No new invasions, peace talks for North Korea, good economy and the Russia conspiracy collapsing...

Alex Meandzija

Are you ever going to do an episode on non-video roleplaying games? I remember Paul telling a story about his World of Darkness experience in an old video, so it seems up his alley.

Anonymous

Acording to each member, who was the best and worst president and why? (For instance, my personal favorite was FDR, and the worst president in my opinion was Andrew Jackson.)

max carito

When tf are you scammers gonna bring in hugo and jake?

Anonymous

why wasnt churchill the number 1 fatty?

Austin Green

Exactly how much dick does tj suck?

Evan Wachholz

TJ: when can we expect the next chapter in The Order of Chaos? Do you think you will make it available in print?

Lady V. Paprika

Do you have any advice as to whether I should get into the music industry or if I should just be an indie artist? Either way, how should I go about starting with that goal? Thank you.

H Lee

The Smiths or The Cure?

Joseph

After your guys debate about Nicolas Maduro, I was wondering. What constitutes a dictator in your opinions?

Samuel Austin

Would you consider doing an episode in full furry cosplay

SPODERMAN

Do you think that humanity can survive the next hundred years?

Collin Bernard

When are we gonna get a cynics vs. Let there be light or gods not dead 3?

Anonymous

Best meal you ever had?

Mr Canister

What is your favorite color?

Nikolai Tagaroulias

Can you read this on stream please, sexstories.com/story/43982/WESLEY+CRUSHER%26rsquo%3BS+PAINFUL+ORDEAL+WITH+THE+KLINGONS

3is4the

Can I be the official DFF sex slave?

SirEosLi

will you dff dff?, or make a top list of dff lists?

Don Weathers

Is an Atlanta area meetup likely?

Anonymous

What do you think about the handmaid's tale? If you haven't seen it you should so you can answer this: would that kind of world happen? Because I don't believe it can happen. But some folks really believe in that.