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CYNICS vs. CINEMA - Yeti: A Gay Love Story

This one might have checkmated our cynicism. Behold, a masterpiece!

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BruceTokes

listening to their commentary on aquaman activated my autistic screeching

Oratoracle

Why can't we drink the Red Liquid from the Dark Sarcophagus?

justin Brown

The best one yet guys. These are worth the 10$ pledge all by themselves.

SammieSomething

The Yeti should be the new face of gay pride.

JPP

Can i suggest you watch a film called Hunter Prey for a future Cynics vs Cinema - i have a feeling you will enjoy its low budget charm.

Clyde Frog

Hahaha. Fuck yes. Anything that Troma or Lloyd Kaufman is involved with is fucking hilarious. I've loved Troma films since the 90s when someone showed me Terror Firmer, which is a fucking masterpiece. If you have not seen Terror Firmer, go fucking watch it. People die in the most hilariously amazing ways. An example is a dude gets his dick grabbed and stretched across an entire room before it rips off and he bleeds out. Amazing. Thanks TJ and Paul. This kind of content really makes it worthwhile to be a patron!

Adam

bump

Vooran

This might be one of the funniest movies I've seen actually

Mindbreaker

59.20 Fuck that! Why? Priceless :D

Billy Goate

oh shit! I missed this yesterday.

Mdxfiend

wow this did not disappoint lmao

John Smith

This is just beautiful.

Morden Is Alive

Best line in this movie: It doesn't come out if I don't relax!

Justin Gay

Paul is letting his opinion on Aquaman be poisoned by the Superfriend Cartoons. He was only lame in those to be honest. In Comics he's always been way more capable. Anyway nice gay Yeti movie lol

Vedren

Motherfuckers don't even know who Mera and Black Manta are. Then proceed to talk about an Aquaman movie should be done. lol

Anonymous

The best C vs. C yet! LOL!

Jake Tracer

This is a beautiful, timeless classic and I hope for an entire cinematic universe!

Clyde Frog

Please guys, for your next Cynics VS Cinema, will you guys do Food Fight? Seriously, I was re-watching the old DP episode where you guys played a clip of that shit and I think it would be fucking incredible for you and Paul to do. I loved this episode by the way, fucking great shit. I love you Lloyd Kaufman.

Seth

Wow that was honestly a really enjoyable movie for a 200$ budget

kiefsaurus

I'm dying. I saw Market Basket plastic bags, which means this was made near me. FUCK.

Yishai Ben Yakov-Leib

I kept hearing 'CRAZY EDDIE' not "Praise the Yeti", because New Jersey 80's commercials. His prices are INSAAAAANE!

Eli Johnson

They got down to business...TO DEFEAT, THE HUNS!

Anonymous

Still not as good as Swamp Ape

Joe Neiswender

They just got raped by the Geddy Yeti!

GG EZ

wtf is this admit one photo eww remove that ffs it makes patreon experience retarded

Tito Manfredo

Matt Damon would have been the perfect Aquaman. Him and Batfleck leading the Justice League would have been absolutely legendary.

Bekka Manson

Thanks guys. This was awesome. More Troma movies in the future please! :D

Regan Thompson

We need more of stuff like this hahha you and Paul watching transformers I can still watch that and laugh my ass off. You guys rock

Lady V. Paprika

Gimme more owo yummy mummy juice from the *licks lips* Dark Sarcophagus and -mmm- fill my tummy with the -agh- true death, *winks* daddy.

Daniel Melle

I found myself actually getting into the story on this one

Martin Duplessis

Phi Alpha Gamma fraternity, that's a nice touch.

IanTheSloth1

i'm.... so happy I watched this

Thomas Levy

I can't believe I waited so long to watch this, I was crying laughing many times through the movie, Sex Piss is awesome, praise the Yeti.

Clyde Frog

Another example of a fucking great Troma film. Even if Uncle Lloyd didnt direct it, that company puts out a lot of great B movies made by other people. Trey Parker and Matt Stone got their start with Troma back with their student film Cannibal! The Musical, which is fucking hilarious by the way. If you like Yeti: A Gay Love Story, I would suggest you check out Poultrygeist, Terror Firmer, and Tromeo and Juliet (yes Troma did a Shakespeare film, and it's honestly a better telling than any of the Hollywood shit), those are all hilariously amazing shit made by Lloyd and his crew.

Neb the Pleb

I might dress up as a Child of the Yeti for Halloween next year.

Rudolf Aarli Salvesen

I laughed and I laughed and I laughed. TJ and Paul, please do your own movie. Kinda like this but with more nudity! Yeeeah!

Banana_Leal

I screamed from laughter many times watching this wtf

This Guy

That was beautiful man.

John Highlands

I actually genuinely enjoyed this, 8/10 (for a shitey home made film)

Anonymous

That was actually hilarious, gg

Charlie Rea

Would be good if we could watch these again