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WATCHING ANACONDA (Patreon)

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2018-12-02 20:13:40
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This was supposed to be released last month, and I totally dropped the ball on it. I was overwhelmed with a billion projects, and this just slipped through the cracks. I am 100% to blame, and I apologize. I hope you enjoy this, even though it's late. -TJ 

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Previews only

Watching Anaconda

Terrible.

Comments

SneakyDeej

Alien SUCKED amiright

Tech Noir

I was about to end my patronage, without Cinema for Cynics blessed be it is back!

Chris X

You are forgiven

Abby Danger

Scammer as always. I know what I'm watching.

Jack of Tears

*"We should go in a haunted house" - my friends and I are going on a two week tour of haunted houses across America next summer, you guys should join us and film parts of it for the show!

Canadian Attack Moose

I mean you had just got married, so naturally things could have got a bit hectic. No worries. Fuckin scammed again ;)

Gamesick2077

watch House of the Dead 2003 its a shity movie based off the arcade game and there is a scene where a zombie breaks thru a door and the actor wraps the zombies arm around him cause the arm couldent find him, you need to watch this shit show

SWEGTA

The movie sucked ass, but the commentary was awesome! I'd love to see more stuff like this.

David

You guys have to check out an instant classic. It's the best 90's film ever made. It's glory is called Komodo (1999).

Bo Prince

My anaconda wants j-lo’s buns son

Erick Sierra

Better are than never these never disappoint

Harry S

They should definitely do more of these!

ShoreMcLoving

There was no Patrons only Highdeology this month either. Please deliver more juicy content!

Robert Wolf

Any good snake stories? I would say the best one is in the backyard there before the fence was set up my dad found a garden snake, we knew what a snake was but never encountered a snake before and the first time interacting with it and my dad picking up a wild animal like this was weird because the advice adults usually give but of course nothing bad happen, just something cool and interesting for my younger self looking back on it now.

Keggerous

Scotty confuses funny with being loud

Oliver Edward Morgan

TJ, I appreciate you trying to cover for Scotty, but please don't take on his sins. We all know this was delayed because Scotty was on a bender. Dew and hookers. He was supposed to release this last month after editing it, but went off for days at a time banging hookers and downing dozens of Mountain Dews per day. Word on the street is he pretended to be (or thought he was) a cowboy and restored order to a small midwestern town overrun by Mexicans. So I guess some good came out of this.

Mr. Big Stuff

stoner Owen Wilson is best Owen Wilson

Tommy Sunny

DO MORE MOVIE COMMENTARIES NOW! pls.

Oliver Edward Morgan

More commentaries. Doesn't even have to be a movie every time. I'd apreciate the occassional bad short/show.

,

A very genuine and honest apology from TJ? WHAT FUCKING WORLD IS THIS?

boratgamer

Roger Ebert didn't understand it's a dumb Hollywood schlock and Pessimist Productions made this an entertaining slant (lampooning Ebert's take). I get they also don't like it but many people like that it's designed to be campy from the audience perspective. I love it

Chris X

Never heard of a black guy named Danny? What about Danny Glover???

DoomKid

This film is a pile of steaming goat shit.

DFFPodcast
>>17683285

Be so good as you teach me how to be funny! Go ahead and post your hilarious Anaconda review in the comments, Keggerous! I'll wait.

mega

why is every video played on tj's computer slow as fuck

Nuuk

TJ, fix your goddamn computer, this has been a problem for months.

Anders Treeman

That was Danny Trejo?!?!? My god man, What happened? was it the constant B movies that rapidly aged you?

Marcus Smith

Paul, marijuana may affect sperm count, but in terms of getting a chick pregnant studies have found no real change from those who smoke regularly to those who don't. Sex drive increases not decreases too and the chance of sex significantly increases according to studies when one or both people are high. From my own experience I concur, getting drunk kills my libido hard though, damn whiskey dick! Oh and you're 2.5 times more likely to get testicular cancer if you smoke weed more than once a week though it's not conclusive if that's because of smoking or because smokers tend to have unhealthier lifestyles. Normally it'd be 1 in 250 so 1 in 100 for frequent weed smokers. Thing is though only 1 in every 5000 men die from testicular cancer which is much less fatal than other cancers.

Harry Connor

Do Dinocroc or Frankenfish next

Delayed

Alright that was a good practice run, let's do it for real now.

Sean Gallant

please watch the second one too!! so much worse. ALSO PLEASE DOWNLOAD IT NEXT TIME TJ

Curtis

(SCREECHING)

killspree

my anaconda don't want none not with this framerate hun

Anonymous

I didn't realize kale is considered a strictly vegan thing. Makes it all the funnier that it's an ingredient in a beef stew I enjoy.

Dylan Whaley

“Neck guy” also plays the drug dealer in pulp fiction lol

Jack of Tears

Watching this again and it has to be my favorite movie episode. The guys are really engaged and the movie is just ridiculous. I laugh all the way through.

Steven Pankov

The link isn't working anymore :(

JDTaylor

Link still broken, would really appreciate these old cinema vs cynics to be made accessible again (including tammy vs the dino)