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The great and glorious and noble history of the resplendent and beautiful beards! 

https://youtu.be/yAkuHzhEJo0 

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The Glorious History of Beards = DFF #99

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Obi Wan Stoney

I cant keep up with all this content! Well worth my patronage 💕

Thomas H.

Aw why not live?

Alice Alicia

Y'all look like some damn homeless people lol. Bunch of hobos walking around with bird nests on their faces.

Marcus Smith

A good day to be a patron! Thanks guys!

Restitutor Orbis

I grew my beard because all the great men in my life had one. My dad grandpas etc. Also I read the book by Ken Follett called "The Pillars of the Earth", and one of the characters in it named Tom had a beard and he got bread crumbs in it and he was like a builder and a badass. So yeah haha

Awesomehardcorebadass69

The first image was actually of a leatherback sea turtle, not a penguin.

Heather Squidz

Just got done watching the Christmas commercial special "which prompted me to make cookies and have a coke" and now I get a beard DFF! Best night ever.

Heather Squidz

At the risk of seeming like a know it all the first image was in-fact a photo of a leather back sea turtle's mouth. Although penguins also have a scary ass mouth as well. "Now I shall slink back into the nerd corner"

Isaac Peachey

I like the episode, but did Scotty really need to spend twenty minutes recruiting people to the KKK?

Anonymous

On the topic of growing a beard to increase your standing amongst other men: I have a full beard and whenever I'm complimented 9/10 times it's from a guy

Simon

I read everywhere that it starts at the sides and on your neck but with me it’s strongest at my chin and upper lip, for some reason. Now the sides start getting stronger, I’m 18

Elizabeth Ann Duffy

You know Peter would skip around Court snipping noblemen's beards off like a giggling little scissor imp? Royalty is fuckin' weird. He also had an anatomy museum he filled with oddities, so he could go stare at pickled body parts and feel all academic.

Regan Thompson

That close up pic of Justin beebs Invisalign’s and early purberty Stache will forever haunt me

Regan Thompson

I think you’re right, way more evil looking .. on a much larger animal . Freaky dude!

Dominik Kennedy

Hey guys, can you do a history of japanese anime? I think it would be a good look at something beloved to me and many.

Pissed off mushroom

My "beard" is as shit as bieber. I am only 20 though so maybe there is still hope xD

YourEvilBoyfriend

I got a Doc Holliday/Guy Faux thing goin at the moment

Trevor

Scotty "what the fuck, dude?" Kirk.

Anonymous

Drinking game: Take a shot every time "resplendent" is used in this episode

Joshua Anderson

Almost nobody in the U.S. Military is authorized to sport any form of facial hair other then a slim well kept mustache.

Miss Sophie Lilith

I don't have a beard because I'm a girl. I do, however, have a single wiry chin hair which has to be plucked out periodically. I enjoyed this very much, very entertaining. My only request would be that TJ consider not repeatedly burping down the microphone. Misophonia is a thing 😖

Notjustklownin

UFC referee Mike Beltran has a pretty epic beard

E.D.G.E.

The first image is actually the inside of the mouth and throat of a Leatherback Sea Turtle

James Green

Gerry Adams beard should have featured. It’s iconic. Disgrace

Curtis

Destin, I was thinking the same thing. I know that turtles have spikey insides, and the leatherback is distinctly black/white.

Curtis

Shit like the "Beard Tax" is why we built America.

Dallas

(Barber here) its funny how excited people get to learn how their fucking hair works

Aliyah Abrahams

Neanderthals are humans, just a different human species from us. Same with Cro Magnon.

kyjol

Paul's beard looked longer here but more scraggly; TJ's was thicker and more solid.