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Super Bowl Commercials = DFF

God damn it.

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Sev Obzen

This is how you keep a Patron happy that's for sure.

HeartofBarkness

This is how you GET 4k patrons! I'm so delighted!

Austin Snyder

Shit you guys. I haven't finished the free one!

Marcus Smith

Where Abandon Hope though? You break even with this P:

Dean Toledano

Hey Paul guess what.... It's a Tide ad...

Serena Gatti

That pringles commercial literally stole a filthy frank joke but filed off all the edges and made it terrible. cool...

Gubert Dubert

Best $5 fellatio I've ever had. Cheers, boys

David

That Bud Light commercial made me very happy. Aside from GOT, it was just nice to see all those Bud drinkers get roasted. Also, I didn't realize Paul watches GOT. He never discusses it that I am aware of.

Lady V. Paprika

You guys should DFF the Lisa RPG series (Lisa: The First, Lisa: The Painful, Lisa: The Joyful). I feel like the first two games (I haven't played the third) are incredibly up your alley. They're post-apocalyptic RPGs that have a strong focus on drugs, cynicism and what it means to care about anyone else in a post-apocalypse world and what individuality means in such a setting. The story follows Lisa, Brad, and Buddy, respectively in their own games as listed above in parentheses. The first game is about Lisa's father sexually abusing her and is fairly straightforward. The second game follows her brother, Brad, who blames himself for her committing suicide and how he finds a baby who he names Buddy. Buddy is the last girl on Earth according to anyone's knowledge and Brad hides Buddy because he wants to do right by his sister. Brad believes that if Buddy is found by the other men left in the world, she'll be as abused as his sister was and he's intent on not letting that happen. However, one day when he's out, he comes back to find that she has vanished and most of his close friends have been slaughtered. I don't know much about Lisa: The Joyful, but I do know it's the concluding game in the series and stars Buddy as the main protagonist. It's an interesting series full of comedy, horror, tragedy, and mystery and I highly recommend it both as a series and as a DFF.

Marvin Perez

Watching these ads convinced me this society is in deep decay. We live in a dystopian future indeed.

Clyde Frog

Fuck yes! Thank you for doing another one of these! These ads are so atrocious I can't wait to see you guys rip them to shreds. Love you guys!

Zack Aranda

Lol, you guys just nitpick and blindly hate every single commerical

Jack of Tears

I get that Paul's character is over-the-top but the screaming gets old very quickly.

Restitutor Orbis

Paul being mad about the Dude is my spirit animal. Lol

Isaiah Miller

I'm dying. this shit is so funny

Solan

the dude A B I D E S

Furcifer

The reason why we want to see these Super Bowl commercials is because we love to see you guys torture yourselves. We love it when you guys cry out in anguish for the video to be over only to realize it's only half way done.

Jack of Tears

I love me some asmr, nothing better than pretty women whispering in your ear all sexy like.

BEEDS

After rarely seeing commercials for the past few years, this was just so fucked up. I feel like eating a hand grenade.

Marcus Smith

I knew the dude was dead when they basically just had him as an old fuck in the most recent tron movie

Matt

YEEES!!! I was hoping for a sequel.

Pissed off mushroom

Hey, is it cool if you put these eps on the patreon filter? It could be lost later otherwise

ComicG

The super bowl commercial video should be a yearly tradition.

Brad The Patreorn

who tf is working at the marketing departments for these companies? its like they were all trying to harness self deprecating humor but that doesnt work in marketing lol youre trying to sell yourself. I could sell my literal shit better than they did their brand

Brad The Patreorn

and that random shit was never funny, they trying to copy "puppy monkey baby" from Doritos which was retarded anyways

Jacob Mueller

The bois are too good to us sometimes. Praise Tomat!

SomeGuy

That coke ad ripped off an oreo ad from like 5 years ago

Dude!

When you find extra fries in your takeout bag

Anonymous

i love suprise patron contenté almost as much as i love pre-cigarettes tj

Neebsz

lol I actually like how the gladiator looks. it's a fuckin wrangler with a flat bed

Breonna Rice

I felt your pain. These ads are a snooze and so is football. The only good part about super bowls is food. The food has to be good though to compensate for the eternity of shouting drunkards, referee whistles, and over-the-top music. But then you guys might actually like football itself so idk.

Robert Wolf

30:25 I mean the thing is the new generation of kids and some young adults like stupid retarded random shit unfortunately.

thomas humby

Please put the Dude clip up on youtube. The people need to see that.

Graham Paterson

Every month there is at least one item that is worth the ten bucks on its own. The dude bit was worth ten of those.

Drincardi

Pepsi is only good when you're eating copious amounts of salt. (ie; popcorn,lobster)

Over stuffed

In another stella commercial they had the old dos equis guy drinking one lol

Randar Zalthor

🍽 I gets me my fill. Funny thing is, I'm the total reverse of what Scotty said about Pepsi. I order Pepsi. I get told they only have Coke and I'll get something else. Pepsi > Coke.

Vincent Chiu

Rc cola is the master race. I dont understand this coca cola pepsi paradigm duopoly...

doogle mcfuggins

Why would you spend so much money on those awesome cars and planes just to show us some gay choreography for most of the commerical? Nostalgiabait bullshit

Brian

I was hoping you would comment on the Bud Light commercial that has corn farmers pretending to pour out their beers in protest on Twitter.

DoomKid

Man, this was just as funny as the first! You guys seemed like you were in pure agony, it was hilarious!!

Thomas Levy

This episode was terrible, not because of you guys, it's because of the painfully wretched ads.

spaceSuicide

Man these commercials are awful.

Isobel Vanderbilt

since they hate it so much, we should demand they do it next year. they need to earn my $5

Isobel Vanderbilt

OMG. the other day, I realized that paul looks like john goodman [respecially in the big lewboski].

Jamesontickles

I love you guys, but I really hate how often I have to change the volume when I watch the videos... Scotty seems to just scream at the top of his lungs out of nowhere. Once I found a comfortable volume to hear the videos properly it'd cut back to your commentary and you'd be yelling again hurting my ears and making me worry my neighbors will hear it. Could you just like try to keep the volume more consistent?

Ert Schmert

Isobel I thought the same exact thing when I was watching The Big Lebowski last week, their mannerisms and comedy styles even align.

Palanama

TJ, I've had my Boston Terrier for 10 years and they are fucking good dogs. Quiet and well behaved. Get yourself a boston terrier ASAP

Justin Gay

Pepsi Co is actually a far larger corporation than Coke. I mean it's not even close.

Neb the Pleb

I'm going to be honest, Moxie is probably one of my favorites, but between Coke and Pepsi, Pepsi is sweeter and tastes better. Coke had been shit since it switched from Cane Sugar to Corn Syrup.

Fernando Simões

Watching the Pepsi commercial with Cardi B, just a few days after the news that she used to drug and rob men when she was a stripper is kinda ironic.

lost and found

The show went perfectly fine, until TJ decided to skip commercials. BOOO, BOOO i say

Douglas Effdeman

That was the best Bud Light ad ever. I had no idea where that was going and I might have cum a little.

Edvard Lundgren

I'm so triggered this episode is gone that you wont believe. Its literally the death of pauls hero, the dude, and the origin of the stella artois meme.