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March 2019 Special Offer (Patreon)

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2019-03-12 18:12:08
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2026-06
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Hola Blessed Tomatinos!

This month, Pessimist Productions has another incredible offer for you. DFF will be hosting an episode that you get to decide how long we stream live!

For every fifty patrons we receive in the month of March, we will add an hour to our show.

So simply:
♦ We start at one hour.
♦ Every fifty patrons, we add one hour to the show. 

Simple. 

This show will feature an incredible amount of ripe juicy contento!

The pessimists will drink, fight, play some frustrating games and watch mind-numbingly bad cinema!

But for how long, you ask?

The show will go on as long as the patrons want! Join our bountiful feast and help us keep the buffet open late!

Begrudgingly,

The Pessimists!

 
♦ As it stands, the show is already at 4 hours! Thank you to our new or returning patrons who have joined in the month of March. You are aiding in the brutal torture of the Pessimists in what will be the longest and wildest episode of DFF yet!

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Comments

Cameron

Yes, but where is DDnDD part 4? (soon)

DanFan

Aw yeah... XD

Really Dick Nixon

Thanks for all the great content! Cereal episode was great and these serial killer episodes have been more interesting than documentaries in some cases.

Xenos Nassar

Just don't stop livestreaming... ever.

Canadian Attack Moose

This is a creative and cool way to engage and motivate us to drag in our friends family and anyone else we can think of into the fryer. I expect you’ll be making an announcement on other social medias too?

Ambivalent Manasprite

I want an episode that is entirely about the Life and Times of Paul.

Yodasbigdick

If I could become a patron again I would.

MrFings

I hope you attach a name to each hour so you know who to curse

PixelCrusader

So, if you lose 50 subscribers, do you reduce the time?

Fred Funkledunk

I joined super late February, but the show will be great regardless of the length!

David
>>20713914

Yeah, what happens at the beginning of April when hundreds drop off as per the norm before they return? Is it counted just till the 31st or to next billing?

danieljohnyerke

I will tell all freeloading vulture scum on the YouTube show to join the family and I will tell my mom and cats and all my other friends to become a Patreon.

Anonymous

This is an awesome idea!

logan dials

Just joined, let's get to another 24 show!!!

Jacob logan enns

Fantanstic, iv been a patron for about 2 months and have had no complaints about your service my plate runneth over at this buffet. But i gotta ask whens the nwxt dank dungeons? Its what pushed me over the edge of becoming a patron. Awesome content keep up all the great work

Furry Trash Queen

"The pessimists will drink, fight, play some frustrating games and watch mind-numbingly bad cinema!" Man, reminds me of some fun private DP episodes, those were fun to watch and have a couple drinks watching. I can't wait!

Argowrath66

I have but one complaint? Is there a way we can talk to the three of you guys personally on here?

Emily Elizabeth

i would love to have a real conversation with you guys. You are the best thing on the internet

Puguin

Update us on how many patreons you have acquired since the new promotion.

David

Boooo x2