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DFF WATCHES "MAZES AND MONSTERS" - Cinema for Cynics (Patreon)

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2019-05-09 00:54:41
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Also known as the most boring fucking movie ever made. 

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DFF WATCHES MAZES AND MONSTERS

Oh my god does this movie suck

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Erick Sierra

The highlight of every month for me thanks guys

Nicholas Vaxier

This is going to be painful. And judging by the description, not the funny kind.

Josh Wheeler

The greatest movie ever made

Jeremy St.onge

Oh shit flash fried and a C4C in one day? Who's dick do I suck first?

Daniel Melle

I can't wait to watch this! Thank you!

Xenos Nassar

Mystery Science Theater, eat your heart out

Clyde Frog

The days that you guys upload a Cinema for Cynics video are always good ones. Can't wait to watch this! It will make my night at work be a bit less shit, so thank you boys!

Anonymous

I was hoping for The Love Guru

Lady V. Paprika

Last time I went to the mental ward, the psychologist who'd make rounds and evaluate everyone unironically asked me if I have difficulties separating the fantasies from reality after I'm done with a session of Dungeons and Dragons, after I explained that it's a hobby I use to treat my depression. 10/10 would be maligned by someone who was literally so ignorant of research on the subject to the point resorting to 1980's rhetoric again.

steven decke

Chris Makepeace was also in tv movie The Mysterious Stranger in 82

kiefsaurus

This is one reason why you guys have a successful entertainment career. You make (((DOG SHIT))) like this entertaining, lol.

DoomKid

YAY more Cynics vs Cinema! My favourite!

GC1931

That was one of the worst fucking movies I've ever seen. Completely boring from beginning to end.

Sierra Reppert

Haha so much content this week!! I love it. My belly is so full (:

Curtis

A jewel of cinematic history.

Curtis

TJ, what am I doing here?!

Wjyndigo

Awe yea, I was hoping you guys would really watch this.

Anonymous

Damn. The right-wing was really stupid back then.

Dark Nook

This movie is spine tingling... because it made me jump off the roof and now I'm paralyzed.

Dark Nook

you can always tell how bad a movie is on C4C by how long into it they get before they start blaming each other. TJ this is your fault! Fuck that, it was all Scotty's idea.

Azazel

TJ what are we doing here? And whos hair brained idea was this anyway !?!

Gary Czernick

What about a drunk writer who writes about an abused writer that is the son of a psychopathic murderous and abusive.....writer.

Jeffrey Searcy

You sick fucks made me pay to watch Mazes and Monsters, well played.

Jane'e Taylor

You guys should really watch Fraternity Demon. It's garbage, but it's FUN garbage at least.

damien glenn

So, you guys did the top 10 worst movies ever but didn't include house of the dead which makes me think you've never seen it. I think that should be the next Cinema for Cynics.

Anonymous

TJ—it’s “Bad Movie Guy” from the Alabama meetup. You promised me you’d look into After Last Season. It’s the movie you want to watch if you want Paul and Scotty to *really* suffer!

Anonymous

Watch Skulduggery, it's worse then Mazes and Monsters.

Brandon B

Time Heist = DFF

Todd Newton

I stopped following the movie around 3 minutes in and I've never done that with a movie before. Tried to divert my attention back to this movie along several points but it was a real battle!

Captain Teebs

Chauncy wouldn't be caught dead in this movie!

ThatMr.ShowSketch

Just noticed the Blade Runner poster in the dorm room

Matt Schilling

9/11 is the Twin Towers Lord of the Rings is the Two Towers you dolts

xXAMightyStormXx

cannot see the vid due to it's privacy settings apparently

James Murphy

Bosch really isn't that bad. Also it follows the books which where written in the 90s.

Jonathan Fesmire

At 23 minutes in... are those SERIOUSLY the miniatures for this fictional game? Man, real miniatures are so much cooler.

Arcterus

For the record, watching this movie was PAUL'S idea.

Ultra_Jerky

Holy fucking god that was hard to sit through. This is probably the most boring movie i have ever watched...

Anonymous

Thank you for making the space where the movie plays larger this time around & not having a light overlay, that makes the movie difficult to watch, and the subtitles make the experience 300% better than older C4C style vids where it sometimes was hard to follow anything because of poor audio mixing. Wonderful.

Tyler Fun

I got 40 minutes in. God this movie is to boring to even make fun of

Anonymous

Holy fuck. I want my life back.

Randar Zalthor

Is there another reason that people watch these but to watch you 3 suffer? =P

Anonymous

I knew it was gonna hurt, I didn't think it'd be to THAT extent.

Alice Ekerson

Damn, Tom Hanks did a better spastic than Rosie O'Donnell

VladTheInhaler

I'm no longer able to watch this video, it says "Sorry Because of its privacy settings, this video cannot be played here."

Ash Farther

There's not enough legal tobacco on the planet.

Ed-boy

Hey man I used to be a jizz mopper!