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Hey guys! 

Once again we we will be running a patrons choice offer. This will work in the following way:

  • All new patrons will get to suggest and vote on a new episode!
  • All Chef‘s table patrons will get to suggest and vote on a new episode!
  • All buffet patrons will get to suggest and vote on a new episode! 
  • Next month you will see a post in for your patron group. You will be able suggest a topic for a future episode. Then a few days later we will take the top suggestions and you guys will be able to vote on three new episodes! 

The only place we will review topic suggestions are in these posts coming in early July. Patron choices from last time included: Alex Jones, Ben The Dogturd Shapiro, and Unethical Human Experimentation. 

We look forward to see what you guys choose this time around! 


Begrudgingly,

The Pessimists 



Comments

Alexander Andrews

When are you guys gonna post the big chief episode?

Marlin Benson

Judging by the use of bullet points, tj wrote this

Aleks G.

WWII and/or WWI

CodeWiskeySky

Dff trailer park boys because i know tj hates it even tho its a great show

Aleks G.

George Carlin

Anonymous

Sonic the Hedgehog= Deep Fat Fried

Jan S.

Micheal Jackson = Deep Fat Fried

Anonymous

Think how fun it would be for them to go through the entire franchise and be confused by it. For once they would be normies

Mexican Zoidburg

DFF = Dave Rubin ( optional: feat. Kyle Kulinski )

Anonymous

The Amazing Atheist= Deep Fat Fried

Anonymous

Anime= Deep Fat Fried

Anonymous

GABBIE GABBIE GOO GOO = DFF

Anonymous

Warhammer 40k = DFF

Austin Snyder

I think we know what I want. Lol

DFFPodcast

So we can complain about how terrible your topic selections are to feel superior to you plebs!

Anders

DFF = Stevie

FRANKENHOLE

DFF= Mary Shelly/Frankenstein

Drewdaism

George Carlin= DFF

Ben Curry

dFF Physoactive substance

Drewdaism

Best TV Series per Decade series

Drewdaism

Another music week

Michael Valenzuela

DFF=9/11 as it happened with news footage and Howard stern live broadcast etc

Anonymous

Drunken Peasants= Deep Fat Fried

Anonymous

DFF= The Oka Crisis 1990

John King

Steven Spielberg = DFF

Anonymous

Deep Fat Fried= Deep Fat Fried

Anonymous

DFF fans= Deep Fat Fried

Anonymous

YouTube= Deep Fat Fried

Psycho

Dinosaurs = DFF

Hypnotic Visionaire

DUSTY SMITH Nah, just kidding. You should do a Media Companies Block, with Viacom as the first. If you want to break that up, start off with the fall of MTV, than Nickelodeon, Comedy Central, BET (well maybe not that one), VH1, etc. That would be engaging

Eric Fartman

2020 candidates or Jesse Lee Peterson would be amazing.

Robert Newman

Devote an episode to another Democratic presidential candidate. You did a good job covering Warren and Harris. A Biden episode would be interesting.

Anonymous

World War 3= Deep Fat Fried

GC1931

Jim Bakker = DFF

Dybuk

Dumbest startups=DFF

Xenos Nassar

Anal prolapsing. You can probably make an entire episode about that.

EFE Man

DFF columbine

Anonymous

The History of Booze

jack

Battle of the Philosophers: Nietzsche vs Socrates vs Descartes (just to shit on him)

Greg

I want more top ten lists I don’t care what they’re about

Anonymous

The simulation hypothesis = Deep Fat Fried

SPT12

Emperor Norton. Look him up, he’s fascinating

JJ

Theodore 'Unabomber' Kaczynski

Anonymous

The current drunken peasants

Anonymous

Disney buying the planet= Deep Fat Fried

Anonymous

DFF: Hillary Clinton vs. Cat Turd

Miha Kokalj

The Drunken Peasants = Deep Fat Fried

Aldo Hernandez

“The Emus = DFF” & “The Glorious Emus vs The Mighty Octopus: A Battle for World Domination = DFF”

Anonymous

Marquis De Sade = DFF

dean

Jordan peterson

DonnySlime

DFF= Bananas DFF= History of Porn DFF= Top 10 most evil Corporations

Nico

DFF = Earthbound

Brian Palmer

Onision = DFF Chris Chan = DFF

MoppyPuppy

DFF = Loneliness in the United States.

Canadian Attack Moose

DFF: Coffee. I know, basic, but there’s a tonne of history. How did it become pretty much a worldwide favourite.

Bear

Antisemitism = DFF. I don't know if it's because I'm just Canadian and am removed from it, but I have no clue why people are antisemitic or what the Jewish question is.

Anonymous

Steven Anderson=DFF

Alex

DFF = AmazingAtheist and PaulsEgo

Anonymous

DFF= Robert Kuklinski "The iceman"

106

YES! I got obliterated the other day and had the best idea. I hope people vote for it.

Douglas Hesketh

I suggest Niccolo Machiavelli and Jordan Peterson

Adam

POLICE BRUTALITY = DFF

Mdxfiend

Dff = Bantersode 2 Electric Boogaloo

Jeremy K

Typhoid Mary = DFF

Marlin Benson

The only place we will review topic suggestions are in these posts coming in early July. It's as if none of these people read that and just suggest away anyways...

Hypnotic Visionaire

Actually I have a better one. Remember the Popularity of The Angry Video Game Nerd in the late 2000’s? Well, he had a lot of dumb impersonators, some of which were hysterical to watch. If AVGN is too specific, you can make an episode called DFF= Bad YouTube Impersonators For the Angry Video Game Nerd Segments (and you have to do it because they are sooo bad) the ones I can think of are RetroGamer3, Game Dude and of course the infamous Irate Gamer. You can also pull in some of your worst YouTube impersonators as well. I think this would be a fun episode.

The Janitor

Napoleon bonaparte the great douche=DFF

Kevin McAdams

Assassination of US Presidents = DFF

Poop Poop

OJ Simpson = DEEP FAT FRIED

desu

Psychedelics=DFF

Drake Ark

Sexual Fetishes = Deep Fat Fried

Christopher

Worst illicit drug for you health = DFF

Pengmaeda

You can tell TJ wrote this post.

SomeRandomCanadian

Lol nice to see people rushing to the comments to suggest shit without reading the entire post

Hypnotic Visionaire

@SomeRandomCanadian- Oh I know, but it is fun. I’m not taken seriously amongst the legion of Defeatist Cultists so I’m hoping to suggest ideas, have somebody else take that idea, and then hopefully see that idea take shape.

Scott

No Fap community =DFF

Sam

Racism/white supremacists = DFF

Gilly

PRISON = DEEP FAT FRIED

Anonymous

You guys need to read the post. This isn't the place to leave suggestions.

Anonymous

retards leaving suggestions = DFF

WC

Disney Villains = DFF

Max Prescott

Best practical effects in movies-DFF

Josh Jones

Awesome!! Thanks for the opportunity to participate and contribute, my Chef Lords of the Buffet.

Zane Roberts

Social Phenomenons = DFF stuff like the titanic movie/simpsons/pokemon. Media that made a huge impact

Chris Cook

Scientific concepts of Star Trek = DFF

Chris Cook

Hunter S. Thompson = DFF

Sam

Sleep paralysis = DFF

Sam

Sexuality throughout history = DFF

Daniel Savage

I want a biographical episode on one of the hosts

Ethan walker

Gurgi from the black culdrun =DFF

Anonymous

Westboro Baptist Church= DFF

Nick Piazza

Stallone vs. Schwarzenegger

Anonymous

Or Woke Comedy=DFF

Niccolo

Andrew Jackson = DFF

BruceyDaPug

Let’s deep fat fry the invention of the T-shirt! It’s time we know how dusty smith accomplished such a feat! I would say the facial would be more interesting, but good luck showing porn on a public video platform

Anonymous

blink-182 = DFF or Bad Religion = DFF

Anonymous

Pagan Religions = DFF

Anonymous

The Manatee Ep 2: Many Tees. A show about t-shirts.

Tectonica

The history of porn.... Definitely a patron only episode.

xenodroid

Hunter S. Thompson

Matt

I second the History of Porn topic

ICTOAN

GG Allin = DFF

Kay Bee

Malcolm X - DFF

Paddy Mac

Vladimir Putin = DFF

Anonymous

fungus = DFF (i remember seeing someone recommend this in a youtube comment and i thought id put it here aswell)

Sine Nomine

The Dollar Trilogy = DFF (alternatively Clint Eastwood = DFF)

Anonymous

Sovren citizen =DFF

Kevin Sears

More Has-beens! Don't even care which ones... Maybe... YouTube Has-beens = DFF, could even include the Keanster...lol

Anonymous

Where's flash fried?

Clint

DFF=Music as a whole from its inception to its current status

Anonymous

Warhammer 40,000 = DFF Seriously, it's so fucking dark and depressing that it's comical. I think they'd at least like it.

Dennis

Anything WWII related please

Eric Draven

Ted Kaczynski, the Unabomber DFF please please please

Argowrath66

DDF Howard Stern. He was truly a phenom of his time back in the late 90s. (Still is to some) He revolutionized talk radio, feuded with the FCC, bashed celebrities. Twenty years later to present, once again controversy follows him but for a very unexpected reason. Howard truly grew from the person he once was through intensive therapy, he regrets much with Robin Williams, regrets much with others. His audience is split in half. Once half thinks he is a shill, sould out his raw talk in favor of a more friendly atmosphere and the other side loves this new Life Howard. So much i feel you guys can add into this, question, analyze? what do you make of his audience split in too like Starwars.

Cory Kamermans

Chernobyl and the fall of the USSR = DFF

Ricklyn Manchez

I know it is not yet time to cast our votes, but when the time comes, I think we all know, deep in the core of our being, the episode of all episodes, one that every episode forever after will try and fail to recapture the glory of, the one episode to rule them all: Stevie= DFF

Sebastian

The Sea or Space = DFF

Mike fav

Conspiracy theories = DFF

Siq Nox

The 27th Amendment's 200-year road to ratification, and its brother, the Congressional Apportionment Amendment. It might be a bit dry, but it's actually very interesting.

Anonymous

looks like im going be donating more <3

Tito Manfredo

Insufferable Celebrity Activism = DFF

Michael Leitch

Who's the better comedian? Bill Hicks vs. George Carlin.

SATOhara

Homelessness = DFF

Anonymous

Pedophilia = DFF

Aaron Primack

DFF attends that feminist web conference

3is4the

Brett Keane = DFF lol

John Roso

Nietzsche/favorite philosophers video.

Anonymous

History of weed = DFF

The Deputy Of Common Sense

DFF Tolkien VS Lewis or DFF Marvel VS DC or DFF Wes Craven VS John Carpenter or DFF Stephen King. Any of those would give me immense joy.

Siq Nox

Andrew Jackson VS Harriet Tubman. The $20 Debate!

gv

Jimmy Saville VS Marc Dutroux

Carl

Warcraft = DFF!

max carito

In the oz episode you promised it... its time for oprah=DFF!

mega

Killdozer.

Anonymous

Scitsofrinia = dff

Kaudervælsk

Johnny Carson, David Letterman or Dick Cavett. Late night talk show hosts as a group maybe. Alternately, old school hosts vs the current batch of hosts.

John Morgan

Ageism, generational gaps and human beings innate bias towards modern trends/technology: - How the media stigmatizes cellphones, the internet, video games, etc. - The primal psychology behind why people do this. - How people tend to think that the decade they grew up in is the superior decade. - How people think that modern problems are worse now than they were in the past.

Saxocalypse

How about a show about the biggest martial arts frauds?

JK

DFF = The Killdozer

Mark

DFF=The History of Psychedelics

Anonymous

Honestly, right now. I'd say Sargon of akaad. It'd be interesting to see the og amazing atheist review a fellow YouTube atheist. Especially with some of his more recent political moves. The uk needs to lower their immigration number by 90%. Or there is no historical evidence of the UK fucking over Africa. Or children out of wedlock is the number one problem in the UK......

Douglas Hesketh

Niccolo Machiavelli and Jordan Peterson please :)

Danny Jones

DFF = The Staircase murder OR Making a murderer.

Colin Rush

Astrology I want to see you guys tear that shit apart

Matt Roper

The British Invasion = DFF. Would love to see you guys give your opinion on music.

Conner Cruz O'Brien

Stevie has the most likes at the top. We all want it. Bad.

Poop Poop

OJ Simpson = DEEP FAT FRIED

Anonymous

DFF= Early Norwegian Black Metal Scene

Chance

Prisons = DFF

Anonymous

George Carlin=DFF Its long overdue

The True Nihilist

Yorkshire terriers vs cats in terms of which is most deadly for rats

Matt Schilling

Pretty sure this isn't the post to suggest topics. If you read the body of the post it says a post will be coming out next month for you to suggest at whichever tier you are.

DogeBag

Do the cocaine show, ya freaking neckbeards .

Nico G.

DFF = Aum Shinrikyo Japanese doomsday cult that were responsible for tokyo sarin attacks. The cult had planned some ridiculous shit like assassinating the japanese royal family by rappeling onto their roof from an old soviet helicopter they had bought while in Russia. They even got military training and military grade weapons while in Russia. The leader Shoko Asahara was obviously batshit crazy but very interesting. Would be a great addition to the Cult episodes.

Joshua Drew

i love the "verses" episodes. i "liked" the tolkien v lewis verses (even though it's clear that lewis's apologetic "fantasy" is shit and will lose).

Pengmaeda

Sudden idea. DFF versus, George Carlin and Robin Williams. BATTLE OF THE DEAD COMEDIC TITANS.

Sean Hong

Can you guys do an episode of Mortal Kombat vs Street Fighter?

Anonymous

Those two are so different though. But I like the Robin Williams idea. He had an interesting life.

nasty taxi

yo where's the past couple of shows unedited and the full happy fun time for monetize !???

Anonymous

DFF = GamesYouLove

Anonymous

No but really Jude Law=DFF

Tine Tomsic

Chinese alternative medicine

Robert Sandee

DFF: Shoko Asahara. He was a Japanese cult leader and was executed earlier this year. Has organized a large scale terrorist attack involving followers in the Japanese police force, army and government and had ties with Soviet Russia. Still has fanatical followers today, some of which are openly showing their devotion or performing terrorist attacks.

TheManInOrange

DFF=Schizophrenia OR DFF= The Great Depression/ Recession

Jake Dyer

DFF= The American School System

Anonymous

DFF= LaVeyan Satanism

Yrb wahs

dff Alestair Crowley