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Whilst Paul visits the mythical land of Madera, California we decide not to do Flash Fried. We'd like to announce a special episode of DFF Scotty vs Stevie drinking  contest coming this month live only on Patreon! 

Question for Patrons: What should happen to the loser of the drinking contest?
 

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NOT FLASH FRIED

Whilst Paul visits the mythical land of Madera we decide not to do Flash Fried. Scotty vs Stevie coming this month live on Patreon! TJ is selling his book The Douchebag Bible again! Check the Links below! THE DOUCHEBAG BIBLE ⏩Unsigned - https://amzn.to/2VsQPh5 ⏩Signed and Personalized with "Art" - https://bit.ly/2Yfx3m7 __ Check out our delicious Patreon for more! ⏩https://www.patreon.com/DFFPodcast __ Behold, social media links! ⏩TWITTER: https://twitter.com/Deepfatfriedpod ⏩FACEBOOK: https://goo.gl/cukTAV ⏩REDDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/deepfatfried/ ⏩PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/DFFPodcast ⏩TJ KIRK @amazingatheist https://bit.ly/2E6XW4H ⏩PAULSEGO @PaulsEgo https://bit.ly/2GoByG3 ⏩SCOTTY KIRK @KaiserScoopy https://bit.ly/2IaLo0a __ Want Merch? We got that: ⏩STORE: https://teespring.com/stores/dff-store __ Want to listen on the go? We got that too: ⏩ITUNES: https://goo.gl/Apvq6X ⏩STICHER: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/deep... ⏩SOUNDCLOUD: https://soundcloud.com/deep-fat-fried https://www.patreon.com/DFFPodcast __ Big Thanks To: ⏩INTRO ANIMATION by @animatordave - http://www.animatordave.com ⏩INTRO THEME SONG by @MarshalManson https://marshalmanson.bandcamp.com/re... https://www.patreon.com/DFFPodcast ⏩EDITOR: Taylor Kirk: https://bit.ly/2tjXIRB ___ Sources: Us. ___

Comments

Anonymous

paul looks even uglier after shaving

Oliver Edward Morgan

The loser should have to drink a shot of his own puke (and maybe a dash of rum)

Amelia

Get paddled for every shot they took.

Fernando

Loser should do next Flash Fried dressed as Princess Peach

Anonymous

Stevie is so lovable

King Komodox

The loser has to make another Ben Shapiro DFF

jackson graves

Loser gets all his hair sheered and shaved off

Anonymous

Take a deep inhale of TJ's dirty underwear.

Nicholas

LOSER LOSES HIS BEARD!

ICTOAN

Loser has to drink a shot of piss.

Anonymous

Loser either has to shave their beard or head

KaizerLaw

Paul is talking too much this episode.

Sarah Flowers

Loser must heap praise on TJ for 5 full minutes.

David

Bring Stevie on more often. He adds something to the dynamic that ups the entertainment.

Enlightened Vatnik

I fucking love Stevie. He should become the fourth Peas-, er, Frier

Just_A_Guy

Yeah for real, hire Stevie. But don't have him be a main commentator, just have him do hilarious dares and stuff each week. Like send him to boot camp, skydiving, etc.

Adam M Gash

The loser should get tar and feathered

Tyler Fun

24000 barrels of Jim bean are destroyed by a lightning strike. God has sent us a sign. Don’t drink shitty whiskey. Praise the lord!

Mr. Big Stuff

confirmed... Stevie is best girl

BettaPonic

The loser of the drinking contest having to drink TJ’s wake up juice?

Tyler Fun

The ancient martial art of piss fighting

BruceTokes

you should have just drank some fucking water

Tyler Fun

German cockroaches are the Unermench

Anonymous

If Scotty loses then he must apologize to Stevie for being too harsh and promise to not complain about him for three months. If Stevie wins then he must admit to all his faults one by one to Scotty.

The Glue Boblin

lookin good stevey, i honestly didnt recognize you from the ddndd episodes.

Jeremy St.onge

The winner gets to paddle the losers bare ass 3 times with a paddle of their choosing.

Dustin Thomas

Loser should chug 1 liter of water to put some hydration back in em. It's a hot month and they might get heatstroke.

ChancesRslim

The loser should sensuously suckle on the left greasy teat of TJ Kirk for no less than three and a half minutes.

Michael

Loser must wipe TJs ass

EL MARIACHI

Loser gets to drown his head in TJ's bath water. THOU SHALT ATONE FOR YOUR SINS IN BAPTISM BY GREASE!

Smack Millan

Scotty was pretty funny in this one and Stevie did great.

Ryan Gondek

MIB was OK. Hemmsworth and the chick were good in Thor 3. But there was something missing. It doesn't work when the junior officer is straight laced and competent and the senior is a clueless doofus. The Worms and Frank are on screen for a total of 15 seconds.

steven decke

Chinese in toilets. Too funny.

Brhett Friedrich

Make a delicious taco dinner for the winners, and be a gracious host.

Nicholas Hamilton

If Scotty wins, Stevie goes to a cookout without backing out(and have at least one picture to prove he was there); If Stevie wins Scotty doesn't say anything bad about Stevie for at least 2 months on camera

Brandon B

The original American flag in 1776 was the Grand Union Flag, copied from the British East India Company. Not Betsy Ross

SomeRandomCanadian

Loser has to touch the fires of the forge to make the aluminum ball, even though neither are prone to smith work.

Anonymous

loser has to post his dick on pornhub. paul loses

Brian Douglas

They should be tarred and feathered and paraded publically

Anonymous

Loser has to hand wash the winners car and do a good job.

Fred Funkledunk

If Stevie loses: 2 bananas up the ass, or 1 in the ass and 1 in the dickhole. If Scotty loses: Must burn all adidas products on camera and replace with a rival brand (Nike, puma, etc). If both vomit easily, they must make vomit angels in their most expensive suits. Take it or leave it you scamming butt fucking faggots! Put my $5 to good use!

Bear

Where the shit is the audio link

Sir Drinkalot

Is Paul over in Lancaster killing seagulls?

Sebastian

That's lame as fuck. That's even more lame than the bet Stevie and Scotty came up with themselves

Sebastian

The loser has to hand wash the winners car in in a speedo with nothing but a bucket of soapy water and a sponge

nihilgeist

Make Stevie eat Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Canadian Attack Moose

If Stevie loses they could just do the mythical Stevie episode where he gets deeply fried for each of his pathetic failed scams.

Canadian Attack Moose

Stevie loses, Stevie scam special episode. Scotty loses, Scotty dissection special. The Stevie episode is self explanatory, for Scotty it could be a dissection by TJ, Paul and even Stevie on Scotty attack strategy, his bullshit and his rage-filled antics. He may not be fried but grilling him on that would be hilarious. Could even have a running poll of how long till Scotty melts down and walks out.

Trazyn the Infinite

The loser needs to eat Swedens national dish 'surströmming'.

Ryan Lloyd

Loser gets pageboy haircut for a month

Tito Manfredo

You should have called this episode 'The Young Kirks' and made Scotty wear a wig and be super indignant and hypocritical about everything.

Jaseeka Rawr

He actually made me laugh a couple of times. (I say that kind of surprised because he seems pretty shy.) He had some zingers. Bring him back. 😊 Also the virginity episode was fun with him.

Jaseeka Rawr

😂 Some water, plus pickle juice or Gatorade. Need hydration & electrolytes. Hearing his special juice recipe made me gag, even while (mostly) sober. 😩🤣

Kajuskazkas

The loser has to drink a pint of TJ patented "Wake up juice".

Gangstagrizle

those personified cockroaches sound like cool motherfuckers to hang with

Michael McDonell

The loser must face thier biggest fear! Or dance around like a monkey while wearing a fez and a vest, either works.

Pankerpan

Make Stevie the fourth DFF, DEEPER FATTER FRI’ER

Austin

The loser cooks out for the winner for several weeks, and the winner may chose to go or not, and determines the guest list. (Loser might end up cooking for no one)

Dan Childers

Make Stevie go to Scottie's pot roast dinner

Tokyo Gay Bar

Loser gets their own DFF episode. Hour an a half going over their worthless pathetic lives

KOHP111

...and than they talk about Trump and go off the rails :*D

Josef Kosik

Crucifixion upside down on Monday night television

Marcus Smith

So did they do an update on the drinking contest? It's been over a month.

Isaac

hahaha scotty was totally right! stevie did end up throwing up

Isaac

dam man ... i was fatter than TJ ... i was 364 ... fuck me im glad im losing weight im at about 266 now