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Internet Nice Guys and the True Nature of: Boogie2988 = DFF (Patreon)

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Do nice guys finish last? Not on the internet. We dip our toe into internet nice guys and belly flop into "The Mr. Rogers of the internet' Boogie2988. Stop whatever you are doing and watch this episode! Or else the three of us will stop making videos and end it all. Not really we'd never do that but seriously we could. But not really! Pessimist Productions proudly presents this offering to all hungry tomatinos! We hear your rumbling bellies! Prepare to feast!

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Internet Nice Guys and the True Nature of: Boogie2988 = DFF #154

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Comments

Dick McPenis

You can really see more how fake Boogie is after watching his documentary. I mean, I've had a rough, sad year this year but I've become a man this year. I have autism and ADHD and redefining how I will live my life has made me rise again in ways I never thought I could.

El Barto

Interesting! Boogie was who got me into MtG. Other than DFF, hes the only internet celeb I subscribe to. Im stoked!

Fred Funkledunk

YEAH! TIME FOR DERF TAF MOTHER-FUCKIN PEED!

Smack Millan

And the weekend begins! Thank fuck, this week took forever.

GC1931

Boogie1488

Marko362

Huge Spanish cock

Clyde Frog

Apparently I have the same birthday as that fat chicklet-toothed motherfucker. That's pretty strange. Great episode boys! The prince charming parade at the beginning was hilarious.

Noah Linderer

I've never been unsure about Paul. He has never made an appearance on anything where he doesn't steal the show.

ThornedKelp

Pessimists I can confirm that if drunk I, a gay guy, would indeed consider wanting to fuck my friend's girlfriend.

Christopher Borra

Well thanks for the smiles on my face with this episode kiddos.

Anonymous

I gotta admit i would buy a shirt with Paul in the steam room with the ladies xD

Aleks G.

This show starts out slow but becomes, by the end, what I think is genuinely going to be thought of as one of DFF’s best.

The Deputy Of Common Sense

I’m definitely an asshole but I’m an honest asshole. If someone is a malignant, skeletal freak pretending to be a human being, I treat them that way and I don’t delude myself into thinking that what I’m doing is nice or that I deserve a blowjob from Scarlett Johansson simply because I’m male. I don’t hide the fact that I’m an asshole, even on dating sites, I don’t cloak it in flowery words, I don’t pretend to be someone I’m not, I don’t make excuses or justifications. With me, what you see really is what you get. If I end up with someone, great. If I die alone, great. I’m happiest when I’m working on my writing and I’d rather end up alone than with someone who’s not right for me. I have basic physical standards, I won’t lie, but my standards are much higher for personality and even higher than that when it comes to intelligence, philosophy and worldview. I won’t lie, I wouldn’t turn down an air-headed supermodel for a one-night-stand but that’s where it would end. Hookups don’t interest me in general. Societal definitions of relationship roles don’t interest me either. I’m not working my ass off while someone else sits at home and I don’t expect anyone to do that for me. My ideal woman is someone who will sit on the couch with me while we laugh at morons/weirdos on the internet. I’m not a nice guy and I don’t want a nice girl. I’d like someone just as misanthropic, cynical, crass, unconventional, batshit crazy and emotionally damaged as I am. If I get that, I’m happy. If I don’t, I’m equally happy being alone. These dudes have three main problems. Number one: They can’t separate fantasy from reality. I guarantee that every one of these dudes genuinely believes that porn is a realistic depiction of sex. They think that gamer girls are flawlessly beautiful when I can tell you from experience, a gamer girl generally plays video games in a animal-themed onesie with her hair all messed up and no make-up while she screams at the twelve/year-old who keeps stealing her kills. I’ve dated gamer girls and that’s generally the type of girls they are. These guys probably believe that their sister’s friend is going screw them out if the blue, they probably believe that twin sisters are secret lesbian lovers, they probably believe that if they threaten a girl with nude photos, she’ll sleep with them rather than call the police. These dudes don’t live in the real world. That’s problem one. Problem two is they think that being nice is a job. They think that being nice will get them a reward, and they think that they’re entitled to that reward. When they stop and help a pretty girl on the side of the road, they think that if they help the girl then she’ll sleep with them. That isn’t being nice, that’s being deceitful, opportunistic and manipulative. The final issue is that they’re unhappy with themselves. They think that a relationship will make them happy and erase the void inside them. It won’t. Trust me, I know. They’ll never find a girlfriend if they don’t take some time to be happy by themselves and work on improving their lives on their own. They need to be happy being alone before they get into a relationship. All of the problems these dudes face are problems that they created and continue to fuel. I feel a bit sorry for them. They’re probably miserable. Their lives probably suck and I’d feel more pity for them if they didn’t inflict their misery upon others. I used to be miserable too. I stopped being miserably by being honest with myself/others and simply living life instead of trying to control it. Along the way, I learned that I don’t need other people to justify my existence. I’m happy just being me. Sorry for the essay, I often use videos that interest me as inspiration/sounding boards for ideas that turn into videos or parts of me book. It’s a useful tool.

Bob Bobson

I'm glad hungrybox got a cameo in this episode, considering he is the boogie of the ssbm community

Anonymous
>>24913133

I agree fully I treat the people treat me nice with the same thing but otherwise I am a bit of an asshole. and the other points you brought up i agree with fully thank you for the good read thought i was going crazy after watching DP and billy defending him against swegta. Watch this over DP any DP people in here because DFF does it better for sure. they always do it better on topics. A really good research video boys.

mega

27:20 poor paul

Jeffrey Searcy

Guys, I’m not saying if you don't like this comment I’ll kill myself, which I would never do, but I will and it will be your fault. But don’t worry I won’t, but I might. I won’t though promise.

Josef Kosik

That one guy said he didn’t believe in dinosaurs.

Argowrath66

Oh no not you guys too. Well i'll see what you guys say plus you have my 5$ lol

GC1931

It's going to be hilarious when Boogie's manipulated fans storm the comment section of the upcoming preview for this episode.

Azazel

Knew absolutely nothing about boogie b4 hand other than he was an angry video game guy on YT. This however what i have witnessed here today was eye opening . Ty for existing DFF plz continue to educate & entertain these ignorant swine.

Robert Wolf

15:58 I never really had any female friends so I guess I never got friend zoned. I knew women in my life but I wouldn't call them my, "friends" nor really know them.

Robert Wolf

I remember when I was a, "nice" guy. I was a cringe machine!

Robert Wolf

24:12 hey most women say I'm creepy!

Mushy

This comes off as an Soothouse video, but actually funny.

Bo Prince

Scotty got the hottie boom body Taylor so dorks take note ;)

Louiseykat

Is there a way to watch this at a lower quality?

Lance

Boogie... is a straight up bitch

Stewart Thompson

'On Her Majesty's Secret Service' was really good, but Lazenby wasn't the best Bond.

SpasticTurtle

This episode was top class, well done

Keggerous

I honestly feel bad for Boogie, he's not mentally well nor is he physically well. That being said, he's made a fool of himself like 50 times.... he acts bitchmade and that, in and of itself, is what fucks with him mentally the most I think. If he just manned the fuck up, and stop playing the nice guy, I think a lot of anxiety would melt away and he's actually start to make a fucking impact on his own life.

BettaPonic

Boogie reminds of Nancy Grace. The whole feeding on misery thing.

Duckling Duckins

is this the most fucked up audio we ever got in an episode? cringe

Kristen R

The Banned From series is my favorite by far to this day

Joshua Kittrell

What Paul mentioned about Boogie's eyes in the "mom" video seemed especially astute to me. Watching Boogie put together emotional words and sob while having such neutral eyes betrayed his whole performance. Watch any movie with a lot of closeup shots. Actors know that their faces have to say the right things to be convincing. They know what their eyes, mouth and everything else need to be doing for certain shots, at least, if you have competent actors.

Sven K

Its funny to see that DP uploaded an unrelated video defending boogie from someone else calling him out tge same day. Really shows how the schizm was inevitable.

Reuben Crossen

Wow I've been aware of Boogie for a while as the stupid fat centrist guy that had breakdowns on twitter but this was next level. The classic internet over share turned up to 11. Who the fuck threatens suicide, public accuses family of rape and abuse and tells personal information about his sister's molestation on the internet for props and money from his fans? He should be ashamed but he's clearly incapable. The pinnacle was the video at his mother's grave. That had to be the most transparently self serving, disgusting, cringy bullshit I have ever seen. He was so clearly disingenuous, it's all about him, as Paul said dancing on his mother's grave for attention after throwing her under the bus for years, you could see him shaking his head when he said positive things, no tears, clearly using it for clout. What a total narcissistic piece of fucking garbage, perfect example of a desperate e celebrity. Someone cancel this useless fool

Kristen R

Oh boyo I can't wait until snippets of this are posted to the public watering hole that is YT. You guys are gonna get so much shit and you know it. Bravery 100

Oliver Zinn

Its like if Brett kean was successful!

Slizenberg

isn't bacteria bond just osmosis jones

Beezhto Lazawoski

Can you guys link to the video of Boogie in the mausoleum? I can't find it for the life of me, and I want to save it so it lives on for everyone to see.

Harry Connor

I actually loved this episode. I feel like I learned a lot of salacious details about a shitty internet personality without having to watch any of their content. I always heard a lot about Boogie but never really watched anything of his, turns out I was completely right to not watch his stuff.

BettaPonic

The end of the video was pretty funny. The Scotty putting his hand to his head like a gun was hilarious especially because that’s the banner for this patreon 😂😂😂

c0lt

This Kiwi Farms / Encyclopedia Dramatica trolling bullshit topics now huh? Might as well have done the OG Chris Chan instead of this utter fuck head .

BettaPonic
>>24933800

Also using his mother’s grave to talk about how popular he is and act like giving birth to him is the greatest thing she could do.

BettaPonic
>>24935632

As horrible as Brett Keene is I think he’s better to his family than boogie.

Anonymous

Audio download link?

Canadian Attack Moose

2:18:50. After my mom died we spread her ashes near a campsite she loved more then anywhere else. I try to visit it depending on work every year on her birthday. I’ve never even fathomed of taking anyone along or filming it. What a disingenuous cunt.

J.R.Writings

Yar that dating segment made me cringe. So damn happy I've been with my wife for the past 12 years, can't imagine what kind of living nightmare dating must be right now.

AARON

Idk, this episode had no class. This was kind of beneath them.

Anonymous

Fantastic episode, guys!

Kike

THIS IS WHY I'M A PETRON!!!! THIS IS A GREAT EPISODE!!!

Kike

IF IT WASN'T FOR DFF I WOULD HAVE TAKEN MY LIFE!!! BUT BE SURE THAT I WELL NOT.

Jesse

There's always been an undercurrent of people claiming Boogie is disingenuous and manipulative, but they were always a small minority. Hard to argue with when it's laid out like this.

xXAMightyStormXx

I really liked the episode but I think that the video audio was a bit too low in comparison to your voices.

Mdxfiend

I unsubbed to boogie a few weeks after he fixed his teeth. I sensed a change in him. ty for showing me why I did that haha what an asshole

Jordan Nied

The video volumes in this episode is ridiculously quiet.

BettaPonic

I think the whole “dog to the pound” thing was Boogie trying to get Jake to back down knowing Jake (and most people) wouldn’t put a dog in danger for internet drama.

BettaPonic
>>24941248

Boogie doing anything resembling camping is the more unbelievable part to me 😂

Canadian Attack Moose

Especially when you factor in overpopulation. That being said, try having someone really close to you do it. You may care a bit then.

Anonymous

This was really entertaining. Can you DFF more YouTube personalities?

ChancesRslim

"Not really we'd never do that PUT seriously we could." Really professional guys. ;)

Andrew Ault

I used to like Boogie. But he's a piece of shit now.

Grickle

Mp3 ! Son of a whore!. Drive all day. Don't have stable cell coverage to stream .

William

I'm only 48 min in...but you guys are being total dicks to Boogie. I have no illusions Boogie is perfect, but I accept him for his flaws. I like the guy, especially when I found out he had anxiety and wasn't as perfect as he seems.

ALICEofMALICE

I was kinda like Tj in this. I only knew Boogie from his Twitter and a couple of videos. But oh mama is he a total waste of skin!

Mushy
>>24988887

so what, someone who threatens suicide to scam money off people deserves to be treated like a dick

Jean the Baptiste

I think if I had one card to play in my life that would enact a supernatural event of my choosing ... I would use it to reanimate the corpse of Boogie’s mother in the mausoleum towards the end of this cringeworthy speech.

BettaPonic
>>24916258

As someone from the future I can confirm it was indeed hilarious and unbelievably stupid.

Maximilian Wissmann

Not even Brett Keane would haul his fat ass into his mothers mausoleum and film a cringeworthy fake goodbye speech. This is absolutely disgusting! And i totally fell for the internet Mr sad Rogers thing, what a fucking fool i am.

BettaPonic
>>24960294

Just say DFF is bullying and picking on people with mental illness. That’s what Boogie supporters seems to try and frame it atleast.

Anonymous

I just did became a patron to watch this

Lance

Make new vigdiiidaaas!!!!

Hunter Riel

The guy behind the camera is Mcjuggernuggets. He has the video of him talking to his mom on a website called Story Fire. He is trying to promote the website.

William

PAUL IS AN ASSHOLE

Rocky Alvillar

Wow this was kinda out of left field guys, but I like it. I've known boogie since the Francis bits and early YouTube. I've always wondered why his content fell off for me and it wasn't until you guys highlighted all of this that I think I know the reason why now. He honestly should have taken the route as a journalist for IGN or some kind of video game media outlet. He has the pull and the name already, and he wouldn't be so prone to putting his foot in his mouth while he live streams.

Jacob Martin

sadly waiting for the paulsego memorial show on wednesday. I know they couldn't make it tonight because paul died of a massive heart attack, in part brought on by too much sodium in his diet. rip good night sweet prince.

Spooky

So, when are we getting TJ's film? Because I want more actor Paul

Dante Walters

Rest in peace Paul Parkey, You will be missed. :(

Anonymous

i recently became a patron, and this video makes me glad I did.

Dante Walters

@Jacob Martin, They recorded and uploaded a show comparing John Travolta with Tom Cruise, but it's blocked in the UK. :(

Richard Spain

This was an excellent, superb teardown video except for the audio: TJ audio 100%, video *of* TJ audio .003% lol

Anonymous

I was really a fan of boogie since be started youtube but on my own I realized this "give me money and atention" attitude. This is extremely evident in his twitch streams and its disgusting. Thanks Dff for confirming this and making me realize I'm not the only one he fooled.

Brian

I always saw Boogie as a sort of oddball internet success story. A nice guy that found a niche for himself from his one funny character. Ride the horse that brought you- and all that. His content was never my cup of ramen noodles, but to each his own, I figure. But holy shit. He's just a giant grifting weirdo, too. By the way, the military in it's effort to deal with its own suicide epidemic over the years has released lots of training on how to deal with suicidal thoughts, and psychological abuse. A marine corps memo made a point of informing its members that repeated threats of suicide are, in fact, a form of psychological abuse. So, yeah. Just wow.

Eric MacLean

I think this guy and his success is more condemning evidence of his fans for being a bunch of fucking idiots than anything else. He was and is performing to their expectations.

Kyoshilonehearted

That video of Boogie in the mausoleum was pure gold. Some of the worst sympathy acting I've ever seen. Thank you for confirming what I've suspected about him for a while now.

Katya

Wow.... what a fucking rabbit hole. I never knew much about Boogie, I just thought he was kind of a weird dude who tries to be nice to people. But man, this guy's got PROBLEMS. He needs a psychiatrist.

Jonathan

There was just not enough time... this guy is a gold mine. Someone could make a channel simply devoted to dissecting and analyzing this guy and make a ton of money off of it. My theory is he's just a lazy shiftless narcissist. Simple as that. He needs constant attention because he refuses to grow up on any level and it was a point of contention in his family. I feel sorry for his mom having to work as a stressed out teacher coming home to a drunk husband then having that lump in the corner probably NEVER helping out. JUST A THEORY... I'm probably totally wrong.

Jonathan

BTW... just to put it into perspective... he's the same age as Alex Jones and Shaggy 2 Dope. lol Juxtaposing those 3 is kind of fun. I think, in the future, he's going to have a massive breakdown. He lives on the internet and he's more mentally ill from it every year that goes by. It shows. I think a huge, life-changing meltdown is coming in his near future. Especially if he starts losing his audience.

killspree

I just want to watch Boogie slowly wither away from diabetes, limb by limb, until all that is left is that adorable round head of his, supported by a billowy pillow of beard, until all goes quiet, and his hungry lips and glazed eyes turn cold and absent of life.

Anonymous

I need the audio file!

Chyenne Whisman

I didnt know that Boogie was that bad now Im going unsub.

Canadian Attack Moose

I couldn’t help but notice he released a ‘test drive’ video within a day or two of this episode dropping. Couldn’t be better timed.

Anonymous

Thanks for this teardown. I really despise that disingenuous shitslug and his brainwashed drones that constantly defend his bullshit no matter what.

Anonymous

Also that mausoleum video was GAY. Even Kim Kardashian's ass isn't as fake as that was.

BILLY DEVOE
>>25077380

I'll never have words to describe how much of a champion my own mother is.... Worked full-time as a teacher too (public school, bleugh) in a different town, no less.... took care of me totally alone, lost her own dad and brother, always kept house clean, kept lawn mowed, paid the bills, did all the paperwork and STILL cooked home-cooked meals. She had her own mental health problems (school system SUCKS for teachers....) but she is such a champion.... Plus she is always kind to animals. She taught me so much. I would never record a cheap-ass video at her mausoleam :(

BILLY DEVOE
>>25096503

I also recommend Onision and DarkSyde Phil (if not done already...) P.S -- I love your name ;)

Foot Fierce

"Dear future girlfriend" is something middle schoolers write in their diaries.

Jacob

I know people like boogie and they are deceiving

Anonymous

I know Boogie's type of person. I always discarded these sympathy seekers ASAP. Leaches of life!

steven bartells

I was one of those kids that actually liked boogie! I discovered tj's videos from the one played in this dff episode... how meta

J Allen

I had good times in my life I guess but they were fucking lame and I don't remember them fondly.

J Allen

Boogie talking about splaying a clitoris with a scalpel is oddly specific for a dude who's probably never touched one.

Spicey

Man Paul's "For Boogie" video always hits in the feels

Joey Turkey

The subreddit sounds retarded, never been there. I always want to distance myself from fanbases of things I like, because I don't want them to warp my perception. I also don't want to deal with the delusional, entitled elitists that they mostly consist of, being one myself. Game series fanbases are the worst when it comes to this.

Tech Noir

Boogie is like a Naruto character. Nothing ever went well in his life.