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DFF vs. The Fucking Mario Movie (Patreon)

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2019-08-02 13:50:14
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IT SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS 

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Ben Ladd

Can you guys please post these on another platform?

therobotchicken

Finally, DFF takes on a true classic, a masterpiece!

David

At 12 minutes, I didn't realize Jeff Holiday starred in this movie.

Bleppyboo

Aw. I think that guy's Patreon may have run out.

Followz Trouble

Watch Theodore Rex next, that movie is painful to watch. The full movie is on YouTube

Cardigan Broadmoor

This movie sucks but Mario's girlfriend Daniella is thicc as fuck so I guess it all evens out?

Economous

Finally I can see this movie!

Clyde Frog

Absolutely worth every penny.

Elizabeth Ann Duffy

Cannot unsee the mental images of S&M Dursleys now. Deeply disturbing but still better than this shite.

Master of Mystery

Oh my god, what an utter abomination. I eventually skipped through the entire thing just to see if it maybe got better, and it progressively got worse. Jesus

Harry Connor

This message comes up for me "Sorry. Because of its privacy settings, this video cannot be played here." Anyone else getting this?

Ingrid

Well, that is one hour and forty-nine minutes I will never get back. At least your commentary was amusing

Isobel Vanderbilt

How shocking that an ITALIAN plumber named MARIO has a cross around his neck

Clyde Frog

Whoever wrote this script made the cars have the same method of stopping that an Aircraft Carrier employs to stop planes quickly. It makes no fucking sense though, how could you drive around a city with no fucking brakes. Retardation. Can't wait for the Bad Ben Marathon! Edit: I had to add how hilarious it was at 1:36:29 when Koopa was holding his de-evolve ray, because it was just a SNES Super Scope that they painted hahaha.

SomeGuy

Was this movie just made cause they had access to a lot of leather, cotton, trash bags and brown goo?

c0lt

The guy with the guitar is "not someone's cousin," Scotty. Mojo Nixon.

Thomas H.

I wonder if the Sonic movie will be worse than this one?

Euthanasia

I almost want to commit to writing/emailing the directors every day for as long as we both exist reminding them that they should be ashamed of themselves.

Wjyndigo

Haha Thanks for finally uploading this TJ!

Bruce Pope Walker

I don't know if I'll be able to suffer through this entire film, even with DFF commentary.

Brown

Pauls roast of TJ's computer is the best part of the movie

Anonymous

thank you calling out tj for his virus riddled computer

J.R.Writings

So vimeo doesnt work in firefox for some reason

Anonymous

tj needs a computer intervention

ScalySchisms

Paul legit de-evolved in this episode dude.

Jonathan

How could a Mario Bros movie have worked as Live Action?

BILLY DEVOE

Paul's face throughout this whole thing looks like he's trying to understand quantum mathematics.

Noah Linderer

Why is sound mixing so hard for these guys? The movie is barely audible and then TJ starts screaming with the mic down his throat.

Notjustklownin

Benefit- Warp to level 6-9...you're welcome

Isobel Vanderbilt

WATCH ROMY AND MICHELLES HS REUNION. or mean girls. Lindsay lohan was hot af. Or clueless

ian

that ending LOL

Sven K

tj you lazy fuck

DoomKid

TERRIBLE MOVIE

Dr. Spin

1:00:05 wow, the mario movie predicted 9/11

Keggerous

How dare this movie slander my image with this filth!!!

Michał Rutkowski

its so hard to watch this movie. "You must be the great KUPA". In my nativ Polish KUPA means "shit" literally

Chillin'withSpiders

I remember watching this movie in a completely empty cinema. Was nice having the entire place to myself but aye, the movie sucks.

Neon Dinosaur

This felt like a really bad reddit fan fiction

Andy Preece

1:35:37 made this entire slog of an episode worth watching. Truly left field moment.

Jason Sanders

1:38:44 bob-om's feet say Reebok on them. wow

Anonymous

Dunno if they'll say it in the movie, but I think Mario's lady is supposed to be Pauline. The girl from Donkey Kong.

Morgan Rardin

Why doesn't this commentary work any longer on vimeo?