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I guess I know what I'm doing tonight.

Home of da BONE

Praise señor tomat for this delicious content!!!

JoeyDigChair

Paul looks extra enormous in that shirt

SPODERMAN

Where is abandon hope?

Anonymous

Where the fuck is Abandon Hope?

Mark Sweeney

Im about to abandon hope on abandon hope.

HeartofBarkness

Where is the Bad Ben marathon for that matter??? AND Abandon Hope?

Anonymous

Where the fuck is abandon hope? I'm going to cancel my subscription if you keep going this way.

Anonymous

These guys are starting to take the patron money for granted. Do what you promised to do.

southside99999

also thought you guys were gonna watch bad ben

Restitutor Orbis

A code blue in a hospital is when somebodies heart stops, basically meaning emergency personnel need to run there and perform CPR.

Brian Palmer

We Want Bad Ben! I need my fat, effeminate dude horror flick fix stat! Edit: Just finished the film, this was a great replacement

Anonymous

You guys might want to tag Mazes and Monsters and the Super Mario Bros. commentaries under Cinema for Cynics. Makes it pretty annoying trying to find them.

Clyde Frog

Holy shit! I can't wait to watch this boys!

Dr. Carson B Wagner

Yeah, and Vimeo can suck, with full screen, on an Android TV box. If that doesn’t work right, soon, or if I can’t watch, on YouTube, then, unfortunately, there’s no reason to stay on, as a patron, because I’m not watching this, sitting in front of a computer or on a phone... Damn.

Dr. Carson B Wagner

Well, I guess y’all can’t do this, with those holes at YouTube. So, I’ll try to fuck around and work out getting a Vimeo app or client on here, somehow... Cheers

Erick Sierra

Toty's Mercedes Benz star necklace was the best piece of costume ever

nasty taxi

please watch zombie ass for us patrons, it would be so fucking legendary

Marcus Smith

God fucking damn this was genuinely, objectively, a great film

DrainGang

wheres the abandoned hope episodes tj? you havent put 1 out since APRIL...

Jason the Historian

please watch Liquid Sky. Just to see your reaction from a 80's avante garde film would be priceless.

Joshmyninja

Great now I got a new move to quote for my own enjoyment

Nocturnes and preludes

Well, actually obscuras lupa reviewed the whole series a long time ago on tgwtg. And dff= Roddy Piper would be a cool episode

Elizabeth Ann Duffy

Well damn, you can tell a lot of love went into that movie. Props, costumes, writing, all well done on a low budget.

Sprite

Sorry, Because of its privacy settings, this video cannot be played here.

Tim

Best. Movie. Ever.

Milan Maršálek

Btw, the glasses trope got me here, I didnt realised its the chick from Conan the Barbarian before she removed them :D

Ingrid

I’m disappointed there wasn’t any frog sex, but otherwise very enjoyable to watch.

Nodnarb

If this was released today, it would outsell Avatar box office

Awesomehardcorebadass69

The final battle with Toety was also clearly a reference to Star Trek, namely the ep "Arena" where Kirk fights the similar-looking Gorn in pretty much the same environment. A lot of love went into this movie.

Greg Gupton

Took 60 seconds to know I'm too sober for this rn

Dr. Shit

chastity devices in the 80s are cool , you have explosions, and tracker and all kind of peep sounds

Paul Duncan

Please watch Zombie Ass!

Ceph

This movie is what Mad Max Fury Road wanted to be.

Neebsz

I can't believe you guy's haven't seen zombie ass, it's actually more ridiculous than the trailer.

Neebsz

Also what is it with so many of these budget movies just being weird sexual outlets for the creator, I can practically vision whoever wrote this jerking off with every line of dialogue.

Jon Gressman

Cant watch, Privacy settings. Is there another link?

Anonymous

Still waiting on Abandon Hope.

Gary Czernick

lol, even tribes in the jungle draw borders.

Chris Cook

Just so you guys know... The final showdown in this movie was filmed at the exact same location that Captain Kirk fought the Gorn. No more fitting location could have been possible!

Clyde Frog

So....DFF watches Zombie Ass: The Toilet of the Dead when? Also, this was some of the most entertaining shit you guys have watched in a while. Second only to the magic of the Gay Yeti films.

fabian höfler

Surprisingly fun movie. Watching the porn like scenes with you felt also surprisingly awkward though lmao.

justin Brown

This was one of the best commentaries you've done. I am buying this movie for sure and I'd drop cash for a legal version of you buying riffing off this.

justin Brown

This was one of the best commentaries you've done. I am buying this movie for sure and I'd drop cash for a legal version of you guys riffing off this.

PETER

That was such an awesome movie to experience! Loved every minute of it!!

Connor

Fuck yea! Thanks for watching this guys! It’s one of my favorites.

Marcos

I really enjoyed this movie. Some the movie's you guys watch are so terrible I can't even watch them with your commentary. Canyon trail will put you to sleep pretty fast, nobody can save that movie.

Bruce Pope Walker

No piece of cinema will ever top the Super Mario Movie...

Jack of Tears

Ignore the people bitching and whining, this was awesome, keep up the good work, guys.

Wjyndigo

You guys will like the second movie,Return to Frog Town.That guy is Robert Z'Dar. He's been in some great schlock.

Matt Schilling

This was actually entertaining. I would have switched their commentary off at a few points if that were possible. Can't hate a movie with Rowdy Roddy Piper in it.

Balgus4

That movie was a master piece!! We need Toady the revenge!!

Kid Wizard

They're too fucking lazy and incompetent to do anything properly. They haven't been tagging things properly for months. They don't give a fuck because they keep gaining more patrons.

Milan Maršálek

Oh I would love to see them suffer through that. They all seen it already, but so they did with Anaconda.

Mark

Please watch the ghostbusters 2016 film

Sven K

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WATCH ZOMBIE ASS

Miss Sophie Lilith

I can't cast this to my Chromecast, and when I try to open it in Vimeo it says the video doesn't exist. So I have to watch it on my phone, which sucks.

yeetios

watch zombie ass

Anonymous

talk to uwe boll again

Clyde Frog

Centinella is hotter than the blonde in my opinion. Damn that bitch was fine, especially holding a gun.

AlterEgoIII

I must see the masterpiece that is ‘Zombie Ass’

killspree

roddy piper sure does make me moist.

Ryan Gondek

Best movie so far. Sucks that I can stream it from my phone to the tv.

Anonymous

This movie has a strangely similar plot to Fury Road

J Allen

Nerds wear glasses and nerds don't get laid therefore glasses = ugly nerd duh it's like the 80s or something they worshipped jock cock.

Hulgafus

TJ's reaction to Zombie Ass is priceless XD

Master Horny

I love this movie, I was hard through the whole thing.

Doom Bot

I'm with Paul this movie legitimately kicks ass