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DFF vs. Lair of the White Worm (Patreon)

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GC1931

Scotty is scared of Bad Ben

Jack of Tears

Ooh, I have a few things to do but I will be coming back later with the popcorn.

Mavis Henry
>>26743705

Nah member from dah monday show they said they was gonna do the debates instead.

The DRT

This film is awful :|

Anonymous

I love you guys and you do amazing work :) Can I please make a request that we don't use vimeo? It just makes it hard for me to watch your content off my phone (which is my main way of watching)

Jonathan Fesmire

So, I'm just 5 minutes in, and I need to know... do they ever figure out that the guy in the beginning is Peter Capaldi?

Xenos Nassar

Dang that's a hot worm, would smash.

Ryan Industries

Paul's accents are more cringe than this movie.

Robert Wolf
>>26744542

you do realize they kind of have to use this platform right? Youtube is kicking them as of right now. How do you not know this yet? It's been explained over and over!

Anonymous

Hugh Grant? What are you doing here?

Jason the Historian

Ken Russell was so underappreciated as a director, The Devils is his best film. You guys should watch Liquid sky its on Amazon prime I think. It's a avante garde 80's flick about models and drugs, its crazy.

David

The nun rape/fire chaos scene seemed a lot like the hell sequences of Event Horizon filmed less than a decade later. Any connection, inspiration? It's instantly what I thought of.

志護

I fucking died when I saw Angus in the stupid kilt with the bagpipes, best scene in cinematic history.

McHitler

0/10, no trap snakes.

Anonymous

Why do you guys even do these movies if one of you (TJ) isn't interested in watching it. Why should I watch it if TJ thinks it's boring? Maybe do something else that YOU GUYS actually think is interesting.

fabian höfler

Is the video not working for anyone else? Tried it with different browsers but it just says for almost a day now "try again in a short moment" ?

David

TJ said at one point he didn't like Lord of The Rings, because he could never sit through the whole thing. It is time. Get the boys together and force TJ to watch Lord of The Rings. Film it. And let it be known beyond all shadow of a doubt that by the end, TJ will fall in love with the films. And we can witness the moment it happens.

1-800-Jumanji
>>26759681

Well to be honest when I was a younger I couldn't sit through them either but when my girlfriend made me watch them later as an adult I really liked them... so it could happen, but it's also TJ....

Anonymous

I love watching you guys watch shitty movies... Keep it up! Also Tj is exactly like my 9 yr old watching a movie

John King
>>26744561

They mention him within the first minute of the movie when his name appears in the opening credits. Edit - ...and don’t seem to recognize him for the rest of the movie. LOL

Raytan

Man, that movie was dogshit, I was hoping for some more high brow schlock like Hell comes to Frogtown.

Elizabeth Ann Duffy

Scotty: You can't have a whole movie about nun sex. Anyone already familiar with Ken Russel: Oh yeah you can…

John King

I liked it! Any movie with a snake woman getting sliced in two, Young Doctor Who throwing a groin grenade into a Graboid, the former Mrs Casper Van Dien (Scotty’s hero) tied up in her underwear, and naked Amanda Donohoe on a tanning bed can’t be all that bad.

Elizabeth Ann Duffy

And guys, he's an archeologist in a hurry. Blowing shit up with grenades saves a lot of digging time.

Oliver Zinn

Cinematic criticism is not your forte, my dear fellow.

Brandon Erickson

Peter Capaldi is a fantastic actor so it clearly must've been old age that gave him his talent xD.

Luke Sega

I can't work out why but this video has to keep buffering every 30 seconds for me and it takes minutes to buffer. Doesn't happen on anything else but I know the issues on my end.

David
>>26760526

It is fun. But I would not mind them watching a good (or at least competent) movie every once in a while.

Danny Jones

Man I love DFF vs X movie, they are so awesome, my ultimate fantasy would be if you did a mini-series DFF vs The Staircase murder or DFF vs Making a Murderer the abridged version to see you input, analysis and take on it, would be so cool but too much work I think.

Anonymous

No way thats Peter Capaldi, the 12th doctor. He looks like such a twink in his young age ahaha.

Matt Schilling

I was looking through your Cinema for Cynics filter on your patreon and it looks like it doesn't include Fat Dragon

frumpis

the fat dragon episode is free on youtube

A Davidson

8:15 that's actually french food.

Miss Sophie Lilith

The song at the start of the film is actually a folk song from the village where I grew up - Lambton. The song is called 'The Lambton Worm' ( not D'Ampton). It was a local legend, incorporating local landmarks like Penshaw Hill. The 'worm' - in the guise of a dragon - was, and still is, the logo of my primary school. It was on all the school shirts.

Anonymous

Watch Riki oh: the story of Ricky! it's on YouTube, it's a bizarre martial arts/ prison movie from Hong Kong

Max Krch

how are those supposed to be nuns? it was jesus being crucified...

Heather Squidz

There are exactly 69 likes and so I will instead comment to say I liked this to keep the sacred number afloat.

Seth

At least there were tits

AlterEgoIII

Paul: Maybe he’s the one that’s gunna save them all in the end Subtitles: [Peters’ Screaming] Paul: Nevermind, Peters is dead I fucking lost it😂

killspree

the short-haired blonde has the same face as kate mckinnon.

Moist Calzone

Scotty read my mind, I fuck with the butler. Best part of the movie

Jack of Tears

You know, watching this movie again, it's actually pretty cool.

Douglas Effdeman

Peter Capaldi certainly does fight a lot of monsters, doesn't he?

Andrew Woods

This is my favorite commentary. I've seriously watched this over ten times by now, haha. I would love to see a rewatch.

George finch

ive never heard of this movie jesus it fucking sucks cock and balls wtf

OldCrow

Snakes don't undergo hibernation, they go into brumation. Pretty much the same thing but the snake is awake in it's stasis. Save that for trivia night.

iamaphoney

This was not a terrible movie at all, you guys are just a gaggle of petty fucks. It was pretty unique, competently made and consistent throughout and some scenes and effects were really cool. I was entertained. Solid 5.5/10

Tarantula Cake

prob the best movie you guys have watched

Chad A. Witz

I don't understand how they didn't understand that Hugh grant spit the venom into the cup to make anti venom and that the other character was injecting anti venom to counteract the snake bite.

Master Horny

And we all laughed at Dick Bush because we are all adults and not children.