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DFF vs. Halloween 8

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im bob tbh

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Jay Devons

Wow, you guys are really giving us a ton of content lately. I'm going to upgrade to the $10 tier on the 1st as a thank you. Great job!

Anonymous

This one's a guilty pleasure of mine, takes me back to a simpler time.

Neebsz

Speaking of Big Money Hustlas, that is most definitely a must watch for one of these.

Despell

There were never any wiser words

John King

So what was the point of the Final Girl having a super scream? It's established at the beginning that (for some reason), Michael Myers now has a sensitivity to piercing sounds. I was sure her screaming would come into play, but nada.

Elizabeth Ann Duffy

TJ the low volume is the movie trying to save you from itself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lXas5Ix65U&feature=youtu.be_ylu=X3oDMTB0ZTgxN3Q0BGNvbG8DaXIyBHBvcwMxBHZ0aWQDBHNlYwNwaXZz?p=worst+poetry+in+the+universe+small+intestine&type=mcy_inprft_17_40&hspart=iry&hsimp=yhs-fullyhosted_011¶m1=yhsbeacon¶m2=f%3D1%26b%3DFirefox%26cc%3DGB%26p%3Dmcyahoo%26cd%3D2XzuyEtN2Y1L1QzuyDyC0BtCzy0EyDzytGyB0C0E0FtGyDyCyC0FtGzz0E0E0FtGtD0BtDtCzztBtB0CyBtA0AzztN1L1G1B1V1N2Y1L1Qzu2S0D0C0AyByEyBzztAtGzytCyEyEtGyE0DyByDtG0B0DtAyCtGzy0AyB0DyCyB0C0F0D0EyDyC2QtN1Q2Zzu0StBtCtDyBtN1L2XzutAtFyDtFyDzztFtCtN1L1CzutN1T1IzuyEtN1B2Z1V1T1S1Nzu%26cr%3D1788171708%26a%3Dmcy_inprft_17_40&ei=UTF-8&fr=yhs-iry-fullyhosted_011#id=1&vid=fcbb0267b21b3cad41d3d57db9d8dab9&action=view

Elizabeth Ann Duffy

I mean, one thing among the many shit things about this movie. They could have saved the reveal that Myers wasn't decapitated until the end, have Laurie watching and complaining that it's so disrespectful to pretend, slowly realise it's real and have a breakdown when she realises she must have killed someone innocent right at the end. Wouldn't have saved the rest of the trash fire but you know, basic storytelling stuff...

Brandon Erickson

It's an awful movie, but they said in the movie that the 'he was abused' angle was fake and all the toys and drawings were fake so I can't really see it as a critiscm. I don't know why I'm defending Halloween 8 though so nevermind.

Elizabeth Ann Duffy

Paul, might not be quite a palate cleanser horror movie, but if you want something surreal and a bit twisted you should try and find 'In Fabric'. It's a European anthology style film about a cursed dress, and how it destroys the people who own it. Featuring creepy loligoth shop keepers, people wanking off a menstruating a shop mannequin, and washing machine repair based erotic hypnotism.

The Deputy Of Common Sense

I can save this movie with one scene. At the end, the main bitch goes home only to find Myers waiting for her. He peels off his own face to reveal Freddy Krueger who puts the main bitch in a choke hold before turning to the camera and delivering the last line of the film. "You get what you pay for, bitch!" Then the bitch screams and the movie cuts to black, implying that she died in her dream. The entire movie would just be one extended Freddy kill. It would still be a joke but at least it would be a little bit funny. That's the best anyone can do with this mass of cinematic sludge.

Graffels

Tyra Banks was fucking insufferable in this movie holy shit

ThornedKelp

This movie was my first introduction to Myers.

Clyde Frog

Thank you for this review, this shit was hilarious. Dem titties were fantastic too. I wish we could have seen the main brunette chick's tits too though, she was fucking hot.

Chase Gwaltney

do more of these in a month, I love your commentary!

Brian

The new one sucked too.

Ryan Gondek

Katee Sackhoff acting all bubbly, happy, and excited just seems wrong.

106

Oh shit! I'm watching this tonight

Kye Coolley

We Wanna See DFF vs The Blob..old and new!

DoomKid

This was fucking terrible. Thank you.

Azazel

You guys brought him up again so i hope you have something in the works. But plz dont let this year pass us by with out DFFing Leather face

Daniel

What is Scotty's obsession with incels? Every chance he gets he brings them up just to deride and belittle them. Crazy? How are they crazy Scotty? Because they want something that they are biologically hardwired to want? Because they want something that you people take for granted? Seriously man, go fuck yourself.

Daniel

That’s not what sour grapes means you imbecile. That a group of people who experience severe social isolation and rejection, for years or their entire lives, is ridiculed and mocked and pushing them further into their own despair and isolation, incredibly fucked up and inhuman. And I’m not a closet incel, I am one. That doesn’t change how people, with their own feelings and wants, are treated. Believe me guy, if you had to live this life, the only life you know, and seeing everyone around you get the most basic fulfillment there is, you would have killed yourself years ago. So refrain from talking about things you obviously don’t know anything about.

Kushner

I would like to see you’re commentary over good films, too. Take the original Halloween for example. Its a great movie and its pretty psychologically scary, but the film is still plagued with problems, convenient plot devices, details change depending on the needs of the scene. I suppose I just want to see you guys tear a good movie apart, too. Thanks for the filling

Meryl Streep's Oscars

Fun Fact: They DID film Tyra Banks' death scene but cut it out because her acting was God-awful. You can find it on YouTube, just search "Tyra Banks death halloween"

The Shaky Surgeon

Any chance you guys could add this to the Cinema for Cynics playlist? Makes it easier to find again in the future, thank you!

Omar

scotty is the fucking worst. he does annoying voices, yelling and singing, just for the sake of being annoying. its not funny, its just annoying.

Douglas Effdeman

At least in the Friday the 13th remake, it made a little sense that Jason had a system of tunnels. He built that shack himself, and it was just simple dirt passageways held up by wood, not some Roman aqueduct brick masterpiece.

Carl

A great time to revisit this!

Sven K

first he says that you need a globalist ID to browse the communist propaganda machine internet, then he says he likes halloween 8. paul sure is one crazy guy.

Sven K

lmao does this movie think it is teminator 2 or something?

Sven K

when the prologue ended, I had to check the runtime to make sure I didn't zone out and miss half the movie.