Hey Hey Hey Everybody! Abandon Hope Is Coming To Town! (Patreon)

It's the semi-annual Abandon Hope episode! Yay! You can get in on the fun by suggesting videos, articles, topics, questions, or whatever the fuck else you want below! Please try to keep it relevant, interesting, and try to avoid long videos that I can't watch all of. If there's a long video where only one part is interesting, tell me the minute markers! When you post a link, be sure to describe what it is and why you think it's right for the show. Links without a description will be skipped! 

EDIT: I still need more stories for this. We've got an hour left. I'm looking for stuff, but it's always good to have more than you need! Keep those suggestions coming!