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How do you feel about the Pessimist Productions Patreon? (Patreon)

Published:
2019-12-15 00:20:58
Imported:
2026-06

Poll

How do you feel about the Pessimist Productions Patreon?

  • Love it. Don't change a thing. 1358
  • Love it, but there's ways it could be better (tell us in comments) 729
  • I support you guys, but I'm not impressed with the Patreon and its perks (explain in comments) 71
  • I hate it (yet I am still here for some reason) 66
  • 2019-12-15
  • multiple choice
  • 2224 votes
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Comments

Mdxfiend

Plenty of bang for my buck. Currently have 4 hrs of shit to catch up on.

Home of da BONE

More Cinema for Cynics and DDnDD. I know it is coming soon.

DrainGang

Itd be nice if their was a set date/day for when abandoned hope & movie commentaries were coming out.

Nipples Peelov

My only issue is I wish Paul would do his movie channel again

Joshua Forbes

I like it. There’s a lot available for low prices. Keep it the way it is or if anything add new stuff. No more tiers two is enough.

Anonymous

More dank dungeons and drunken dragons!

Anonymous

Lot of content which is awesome. Maybe I’m just an idiot, but I don’t know how to go back thru old content easily on the mobile version

Berzerk

Wish the movie commentaries were more frequent. More archives would also be a huge perk.

tuomopoika

D&D should make a comeback.

Will Novak

It is sometimes tricky to get to a Patrons Only episode that happened a long time ago, it would be much easier to either be able to search for an episode directly or have them ordered in a way where you don’t have to scroll down for 2 minutes straight to get to that older content

Anonymous

the only problem i've had with the patreon in its entire lifespan is sometimes when Flash Fried clips had come out, the full episode wasn't available here until way later, but that was so minor

Matthew

It would be kind of cool to get a free sticker or something for being/becoming a ten dollar patron

Joshmyninja

I’m mostly here for the commentary’s, flash fried, and d&d and only watch dff if the topic really interests me

Wise Hodor

Make a commitment to x number of episodes of DD&D per year, and try to have a loose schedule of at least a month where it’ll happen to build hype. I really want part 5! Also more Cinema for Cynics, and discussion of cinema in general.

SuperDarthKelly

A second movie review a month for 10 dollar patrons would be awesome

Eric Weston

The only change i would make is to have your face cams on when youre having a drawn out conversation, instead of having a static image on the screen.

John Thompson

I’m totally happy having 3 shows a week, plus the pre shows and all the other stuff you guys put up. Deep Fat Fried is one of the few shows I look forward to every week, I can’t think of anything worth changing.

Daniel Callahan

Really just needs a functional archive site, other than that it's great.

Anonymous

I love all the plethora of content yous make, and I watch all of it. I honestly will continue to do so if nothing changes. I just really like the movie reviews and would like if the schedule on which they were released was more standardized. That's the only thing, so very little. Maybe more of them, because they're pretty awesome.

Anonymous

and of course I would love to see more CinemaForCynics from Paul. it doesn't need to be a high-production highly-edited thing, i'd just like to hear Paul turn his mic and talk about a movie unscripted for 10-30 minutes.

Collin Bernard

More d and d and flash fried. I love the content and just want to see more of it and your ugly mugs! Ps whatever happened to the movie reviews?

Trav

Do the Deep Space Nine series watchthrough. Also I don’t like all the episodes being prerecorded in advance, at the expense of any topical humour at the start being absent. I understand if it’s for a bigger project, but that’s my honest feelings.

SawedOffClown .

Should do like a once a week hour long livestream of some kind of old school game Just an opinion

Swampee2346

Sometimes the audio links take quite a while to appear, I'm an audio only listener due to work. Other than that, great podcast well worth 5 bucks.

Taylor De Grace

I'd like to see more biographical episodes.

Ky

My only concern is how late the episodes come out. Please be earlier if possible amigo

Anonymous

Love the movie commentaries and wish there were more; I know those are probably pretty soul-crushing when the movie is complete dog shit, though. lol

Brando Huey

Better archive site would be nice. (I'll make you one) More cinema for cynics would be nice. A loose roadmap of what to expect in the future would be nice.

Anonymous

I loved the episode you did about the manatee, squid an octopus. Maybe in the future do a few more animal episodes?

ultrasound700

Literally the best Patreon ever.

Doctorseaweed

Do a pre-post show before Flash Fried please. It would make the 10 dollar patreon a bit more worth it

David

Continue dd&dd, and maybe do some more topic polls for DFF episodes. I also agree with the archive site recommendations.

cyle

I love the pre post shows such a great add on! Aka love the banter

Valiant Cashcow

I love it but i think the whole buffet feasting experience is cockblocked a little by the fact that I have to go to patreon for the patreon shows and then keep an eye on my overly crowded youtube notifications for all of the plebisodes. So could you please link all of your episodes in the patreon feed, including the plebisodes? That way I dont have to go to the buffet for the main feast and then also go to the shitty wendy's across the street for dessert.

Liam_lannister

I love everything you guys do, but the patreon site sucks. It's hard to navigate, and constantly reloads everything you guys do when I'm trying to sift through a specific show like flash fried or dff

Trippy dude

I love all the content but whatever happened to the website? Honestly the worst thing about the patreon is actually having to navigate through the website. Also i know you guys here it all the time but vimeo fucking SUCKS other than that tho keep up the good work and i just wanted to say i like the tj streams keep em coming

Karen

I love the content and everything, the only thing that is annoying to me is I like to watch on my phone, and if I go out of the patreon app for two seconds to respond to a text or something, it refreshes the page and I lose my place in the video and have to find it again.

Tyler McNair

I use wish you guy would but a Archive for all the episodes if you do have one please let me know! 😬

Chris

Love it except i'd love more behind the scenes stuff. Maybe get Stevie or Vandalar(?) doing some shit. Regardless, for 10 bucks a month you guys already do enough Keep it up!

Steve Wofford

I would like to see more guests. I don't believe you guys have had any guests and it's been almost 2 years since the start. Great work though you guys.

GC1931

I’m loving it, keep it up you fat slobs.

Anonymous

Someone you guys post to Vimeo, which I understand why you would do that but Vimeo is not as useful as the YouTube app etc. Example, since your shows are often 2+ hours long and I listen in pieces and YouTube remembers where I left off, but Vimeo does not. Basically don't post exclusive to Vimeo, and your older content, which I would love to listen to is either only in audio or Vimeo which is less than ideal Great stuff though, I'm glad to be a patrone

jack cervantez

More scotty overall, also and archive would be dope like Tyler said other than that you guys do really well

Chris Magoon

It would be cool if you continued the ds9 reviews, or anything else Star Trek, or do another show if you don't want to do Star Trek.

Dean Toledano

I'm shocked by the amount of content I get for only $10, keep it up!

Rob Head

A better way of watching the older patrons episodes would be great, especially on mobile devices it’s awkward scrolling through Patreon.

Poop Poop

All Pooop jokes aside.. You guys make excellent content. I pretty much eat sleep and breathe DFF, Highdeology, AA and I even listen to the 'TJdoeslife' streams. You three scammers make my Crippling Alcoholism and Anxiety much more tolerable.. Thank you so much and keep up the great work. Oh yeah, and by the way.... 💩Poooooop💩

Julie ?

I really do love all the delicious content I can feast upon. I wouldn’t change a thing about the show

The Taint Tickler
>>30066827

God dammit bless you Poop Poop. POOOOOOOP( maybe have seen me comment on YT as Josh Phelps) Seriously these three sashays have been nothin but long lost friends to me. I love em and will constantly support them in all endeavors.

Sam

Pretty much the same as the other guys comments. Am a new patron but have hated using the Patreon interface since day one. The main reason why I became a patron was because there were certain episodes that I wanted to watch (the Psychedelics episode for example) and I had to scroll for what seemed like forever to get to that specific episode. Even then, if I leave the page and come back later on then I usually lose the video and need to scroll back to it. The content is perfectly fine but the way Patreon does their interface can be pretty annoying at times

Brundlybob

I like the format of the typical DFF podcast, but it would be great to break the pattern and have a guest on the show once in a while. Though a show with a guest would probably be better for a pleb-inclusive show and not patron only.

Sierra Reppert

I always the content so much!! And there lots which is awesome...especially lately! Appreciate the effort, merry Christmas!!

Jimbo Slice

I love it. It would be nice to have an archive website where everything can be easily found. I know you guys have aimed for this type of thing in the past, and hopefully one day it will be a thing. Maybe you guys can shoot for getting this in 2020. Other than that, I'd say it would be cool if all content came out on a consistent schedule, like the main show. (Like a new movie commentary on the 15th of every month, etc)

Gregory Wittenberg

I really miss some of the older cinema for cynics content. The Joker Review was kind of a return to that form and I really enjoyed it.

Todd Newton

Enjoying the show and episodes but I would like to see indivdual patreons throw out one suggestion each for an episode then you could put all of the suggestions in a barrel and draw one out every month and do an episode based on their suggestion. I know you've done polls in the past but it at least gives each patreon a (minimal) chance to see their dream episode come to fruition. It'd be even better if you did a whole month of patreon suggestion episodes.

Zombie Sorcerer (Jesse Simpson)

The content is great, but I’d rather support you guys and other creators on SubscribeStar. Patreon is asshole.

GodsButtMonkey

I chose "Love it, but there are ways it could be better" because there are always ways anything can be better.

Anonymous

How do i access archives?

Owen Reid Myhra

I would like more regular patrons only highdeologys with Paul

Abby Danger

I still can't believe how much of a value I get for $5 a month. I genuinely love this patreon.

MrFings

Could you update us on the website?

Arkemis

more banter better topics DO EVOL KNIEVEL DFF

Daniel LeBleu

---------------Love everything in but three things to critique. More episodes per week, way more movie reviews, and more flash fried‐-----------------

Richard Recar

Randomly generated ass-kissing comment.

The Corpse God

I haven't been feeling the DFF episodes lately but they're just not for me. I don't care about vag or balls, though I'll probably watch them anyways - but this isn't really a complaint and I'm more than happy supporting you guys. I love the banter, flash fried, and abandon hope which segways into my complaint. It is minor and I'm not entirely sure what the cause is but abandon hope seems to be where you struggle the most. Getting it out on time or within the frame you give. The very nature of abandon hope relies on crowdsourcing information and I'm not sure you'll always have the material for it. I fully understand that, for sure, but sometimes it feels like you don't give a fuck. I certainly don't blame you as a lazy fat piece of shit myself. If you're looking for feedback though that is where I'd say you can improve the show. Also, Cinema for Cynics is one of the main reasons I support the show. So having more content even if its just 15 minutes of Paul going over stuff like he did with the Hellraiser series would be dope. Now, I don't expect the channel to be a review channel or anything close to that. It would just be my personal preference to see more of that because while I can get that sort of shit anywhere it is your personalities and how you do things that I find most appealing about it. Otherwise great shit and well done. I recently switched to 10 dollars so I get the pre-post show which really scratches that flash fried/banter itch and I'll definitely be supporting you guys moving forward. I'd also just like to say I understand if the cinema for cynics content isn't viable because of the workload you guys are taking on. I can't say I really know how much of a load that is but it doesn't seem like running this podcast is the easiest shit on the planet so I'm willing to overestimate the load on yall.

James Hamilton

I wanna see Dinoaur, but other than that I'm happy as a fish in beer

Aaron

I don’t know this make sense I drank. Sometimes at grad school or in the day in the army or with the navy at the pentagon at that job it sometimes like being like f this f you I’m gonna just do what ever and don’t come to me with what your wants are. I love the episodes you all put the research into. Fight the good fight. But those f this moments episodes are magic. Just a break from stuff. Imagine those moments with the fellas. You destroyed what ever it was or raid whatever and you got some time before movement. Just to bullshit around and relax your shoulders.

Hunter Phinney

I selected both one and 2. Honestly I'm content with the amount of stuff I get for my 5 bucks, but I'm always looking for more! I have genuinely enjoyed almost everything you've done, so I will stick with you guys for the foreseeable future. I guess I'd like more animal episodes, i really like the frog, octopus and squid episodes so more of that would be excellent!

William Trowbridge

This is the only monthly subscription service I actually fucking enjoy paying for. I'm more than happy paying you fucking retards 10 dollars a month. I love you guys.

DikBut

The only gripe I really have, is just how disorganized Patrion is, it's a gigantic pain in the ass to find anything that's more than a month old.

Anonymous

Yo even when I'm not feeling the episode choice I get my $5 worth each month! Keep it up!

Justin Davis

I need Sir Tomat to come back to bless me with his presence.

Dustin Conklin

Some more Cinema for Cynics content would be nice, even another movie commentary per month would be great. But otherwise I'm enjoying my subscription.

Chaos

First month here and I'll probably stay for a while with you guys. Keep It up, be healthy to deliver us content, cut the Mac N cheese and soda.

justin Brown

I always feel a bit out of the loop on timeframes for Cinema vs Cynics. But I'm content with the staggering amount of content I get for 10$. I would love to have the YouTube stuff accessible off that platform, but I understand the nightmare that probably is.

Apatheticbear

First month and I love the content. Maybe some more Cinema for Cynics would be good. I've run out of those already

Jordan Zucaro

Even as a patron I think it's kinda silly to gate over 50% of your content behind the patreon, but that's pretty minor. My only true gripe is the disjointed duel-subject episodes, definitely DEFINITELY prefer full fledged episodes EVEN IF IT MEANS BANTER. Banter is good, banter is life.

Thomas H.

I definitely love it, but there are always episodes that come out which are pretty unwatchable for me. I know that's just my opinion, but some stuff on here I find to be really boring like some of the livestreams or TJ working out. But other than that I'd say for only $5 a month you guys provide me with a lot of laughs as I am oftentimes very happy with the shows you guys make. I absolutely love when you guys sit through a movie lol like the recent frog one. I will often pick an old show and just play it in the house while doing other things. You guys are some funny as fuckers forreal and I definitely appreciate the work you do. All in all there's only a small amount of episodes that I don't like. Also can't wait for DDnDD to come back!

Ssemaje Jhrvys

Is there a way to pin the archive post to the top, so it is much easier to readily access previously aired content?

Daghlas Al-Ashqar

Sometimes, it sucks when for a patrons only show you only have barely over an hour of content. I understand that some topics only need an hour to cover, and anymore would just be squeezing blood out of a rock. I think it would be nice if you had a grab bag of mini topics you could cover alongside whatever topic is only under an hour.

Marcos

I like flash fried but the stories covered are sometimes boring. I like fast food, but I don't care if some stores are closing, I don't own stocks in restaurants, how is this relevant to me? And I'm sick of hearing about popeyes chicken sandwich, I get it's a nice sandwich. If your going to talk about food, at least eat the food in front of the camera, otherwise the audience cant visualize the food your talking about if they haven't tried the thing.

Popadopolis

Love you guys, you truly improve my life. I only have a couple petty gripes. 1) As mentioned by others, there needs to be a better system of organization for all of the patron content. 2) I wish patron shows would be at least 1.5 hours, preferably ~2 or more. I realize there is a point of diminishing returns dwelling on any subject for too long, but all my favorite episodes have been longer ones. 3) Maybe a few more occasional guest appearances? Anyways thank you guys for your work, love you!

Till Busch

I like how you guys shit on the non-patrionis, I just wish you did the same to those 5$ peasants

Niall Meadows

I request no change, change scares me.

Jostein Rossvoll

I really love this Patreon, probably my favourite content creators. I honestly can’t keep up with all the new content but I would really like for the Patreon to a bit more organised as I sometimes like to hit up some of that legal tobacco and watch an old show, but it’s a pain in the ass to scroll through to find the episode I want. Keep up the good shit guys

Till Busch

Perhaps a format that works with guests

GreenAndPurple

More Bantersodes, they have been great fun so far.

Cafelattis1994

I like it a lot, and even more with the 20-40 min pre shows that are fun (10 dollar patreon), the regular shows, all the Abandon Hope (more AH with Scotty and Paul! If they want to), i do want more movie stuff, i enjoy that a lot, maybe not only bad movies but Tj and Paul talking about Joker and the things they like about movies i enjoy a lot, so maybe talking about movies that you like? In case of the perks i do not use the monthly talk since i am in Europe (and studying and working) the time is something i cannot do but i do not have a problem with it. Thank you guys for the entertainment!

Jason Moore

I give my $10 per month for movie commentaries and DD&DD. I was a patron of cinemaforcynics in the past, and as long as I get at least a movie commentary per month, where one or all of you guys are miserable then I’m happy. I watch all the rest of the content and enjoy enough of it to keep on watching for the foreseeable future. I love flash fried and the movie trailer reactions y’all did recently. I love abandon hope and the highdeology type content. I probably prefer the banter episodes and the pre-post show more than most actual show topics. There’s is just no way to please everyone with the show topics, some are pure garbage in my opinion but that’s all subjective.

David

You guys stopped doing live shows so that you could be more creative with what you do, but nothing has really changed in that regard. I guess I had just hoped that you might have included perhaps some tidbit of scripted content to enhance every topic I could imagine small skits/clips relating to the overall topic somehow to inject a bit of humor into the mix.

Reed Naylor

I personally would like if you guys replaced one DFF episode with another movie commentary

southside99999

Another movie commentary a month is the only thing I could ask for otherwise dont change a thing best most fulfilling patreon out there

Anonymous

A more streamlined way to navigate past episodes would be greatly appreciated. Patreon is very clunky on mobile devices (the app even more so), so some type of archive would be very helpful.

Jack of Tears

Seriously, you guys are some of the hardest working creators on Patreon and I finally made the plunge to raise my subscription to $10 because I wanted access to your pre-post shows. The only thing I can think of, is I'd love to see 2 Cinema for Cynics episodes a month at the $10 level. Other than that, nothing. I appreciate you guys and all you do.

Kanye West

I’m enjoying everything y’all put out keep it up and I’ll stick around

AJ Russo

You guys make plenty of content and I enjoy it all, maybe we could get some more varied content, like interveiw a guest once in a while or play a video game on a stream.

Anonymous

Movie shit motherfuckers. I will guest for free and we talk anything, classics, B-movies from the 70s, Grandmasters of Cinema, Griffith, Kurosawa, Fellini, Bergman, Hitchcock, Tarkovsky, Future of Cinema, you name it.

Drake Ark

I just wish it was a little easier to get to the backlog. Other than that its fantastic

J.R.Writings

Would like more "junk food" content like the reaction videos, I'm on the road a lot and rely on your guys' channel to keep me awake on some of the long night drives I have to take to get home.

Sabrina

I only came here to support tj and I wish there were separate Patreons for everyone if ur only interested in their specific channel...

Henry Gayman

More random streams would be dope

AlterEgoIII

Would like an archive with everything in it so I don’t have to scroll all the way to the bottom to watch the older shows on the app version of Patreon

Matthew Rooney

Awesome work. Cant turn screen off with patreon site video. Its nice to have the audio link or restricted youtube link or whatever else

Armando

MAKE AN EASY TO ACCESS ARCHIVE WHERE I DONT HAVE TO SCROLL DOWN 3 minutes to watch an old show

Ignar Husky

I wouldn't change much besides just having a place that's archived for all the shows, including Pre-Post Shows, Movie Commentaries, etc. Besides that, I'm totally satisfied my dudes

CJEngine

Satisfied with my patreon episodes...only want more cinema for cynics and more group commentary!

fernanrx182

I voted for everything good, but I would appreciate more pitch wars

Blaine Hoover

I think that there’s always room for improvement with literally anything, that being said, I can’t think of anything I’d change. This is a fantastic service and a great deal.

Dave Donnally

Love it, would like the audio only versions of each episode

BandanaGuy

Love it, but yeah the content gets harder and harder to find as time goes by and its more patreons fault for not having a search bar for individual pages

Mark Sweeney

The channel is great well worth the 5 dollars but i do miss highdeology. It would be cool if you guys could do them again.

Jay

Not a fan of the abandon Hope's. Would love to see new show ideas. Or more cinema for cynics

Ultra_Jerky

Love it, but sometimes there is a lack of transparency. Things like episodes not happening with no explanation as to why. It's not a huge deal, but its there. Also... scotty should gain some fucking weight.

Kevin McAdams

I love TJ doing more Abandon Hopes. Maybe have 1 every month with all 3 hosts? Idk you guys are pretty good as is.

Emily N

Love it but more DDnDD! I know that takes time though

Anonymous

Love the production. My two cents is to do topics that are not within your comfort zone. Things like Congo War, Democracies around the world, etc. Other than that, keep up the great content.

志護

I'd enjoy having a robust archive for all of the various series', including Flash Fried, CvC, etc. Maybe I could make one in my own time, if I was really bored one day. Aside from that, I'd like to see, I don't know, more creative stuff? Content that isn't really centered around talking about a subject, but rather something you guys come up with yourselves (kinda like D&D).

Anonymous

More C4C content. Less news.

Altamonty

It comes down to this. Three distinct, insightful, and entertaining personalities. Keep going guys

Booze and Bullshit Show

First of all love the content, but always room for improvement. Would be nice to have a more comprehensive archive. I know you have the archive post and we can scroll through but is a bit cumbersome. Something that has a search function would be a big improvement. I know there are paid solutions that you could utilize. But that really comes down to what you can budget. For ddndd it would be cool if you had an overlay that had the map of the area, the battleground etc. Maybe listing of stats when it's a user's turn. Show the rolls etc. Another thing I'd love to see is a variety of new types of content, do a surprise wildcard show, where every month is a little different. Last, please offer offline play, I listen on my commute every day... I don't know just a few ideas off the top of my head.

Frosted Fakes

I’ve been a Patreon since the very beginning and the last few months have been the best it’s been. Several abandon hopes per month, streams, different content, etc makes the 5 dollars a no brainer. In previous months doing the abandon hope at the end of the month felt rushed and almost like you didn’t want to do it.

John McDonald

I love it, to make it better I think maybe separate scotty and Paul cams are a good idea, and getting more transitions and an updated stream/video layout are needed. If you can, maybe a guest that's around the YouTube scene or whatever would be cool to join you for something like flash fried. Otherwise it's great, I can't find another show like yours. Thanks!

John McDonald

Hell actually just get a guy to do cam switches while you three focus on content.

Anonymous
>>30070039

Yes offline play i would like to see, i do a lot of driving and flights here in oz with no reception would be good to download.

John McDonald

Fuck, last post, we need abandon hope and cinema for cynics back. Just keep it exclusive or something to avoid a copyright if that's an issue. I think that kind of take on films is gold.

Scinnik

I would really appreciate more Pitch Wars and WTF Happened content. I also enjoy Paul's movie reviews. I like what you guys have been putting out, but I miss the Cinema for Cynics of years past.

Anonymous

I love the content. I would have an archive thing like everyone else bitching about, i dont know if that is possible with patreon and shit but get on it. Also posting links to video backups, i have problems with certain videos being unavailable for me.

Seajesus

When they call it a buffet they mean it over 300 videos with most over an hour and a half with at least three new videos a week I literally do not have the time to keep caught up.

lost and found

Evey once in a while, i would love to see a poll following an episode about 3-5 topics for a debate / discussion between you guys. Especially if it would be fringe or extreme ideas you would play devils advocate for.

Alejandro Jiménez

Like others mentioned before i could use a better archive/search function.

Hereticked

You guys have days where you're really on and days where the shows are a bit lackluster, but for the most part, the content is good. Exception: TJ's boring ass chat streams, Scotty and his gf just sitting on a couch stoned, Highdeology, etc. Whenever I see a notification for one of those, I dismiss it immediately. Zero interest.

Hereticked

Abandon Hope / Riffing bad movies / Drunk D&D is all good supplementary content. More of that stuff, less of the garbage chat streams.

Stalker glared menacingly

Better audio streaming would be great, especially for mobile. Right now, it’s all kinda ass

Anonymous

My favorite content is when you guys react to the news

Jane'e Taylor

I'd love to see more Cinema for Cynics and Pitch Wars. That's honestly some of your best content. Keep everything else the same, but give us at least one movie and one pitch war per month. I'm not a fan of Highdeology or TJ's 5+ hour streams, it's just too long and aimless to be entertaining.

Habeas J

The only thing I'd change is the addition of occasional guests

Puppylynch

I'd love it more if you guys did a second tournament of champions that y'all said you may do, but never did. I like arguing about who would win between two fictional characters.

Just_A_Guy

I'd like to see more "physical challenges" and bets and stuff like that... like when TJ smashed the melon with the mini-bat. I dunno, throw axes at Stevie or something? Or have Scotty eat a ghost pepper if he can't beat Paul in a game of wits.

Joey

At least for us patrons, can we not have the static screens please. Switch to the camera or do more interactive things on screen.

Austin

I absolutely love it, but I miss things like "Triggered" and "Hate Week". I like what you're doing with DFF, I just miss TJ's solo shit.

Dakota Taylor

The only real complaint I have is Patrons only Highdeology streams pretty much never happen. Other than that I think it's a great patreon strategy.

Logan Richardson

I just want there to be an updated library of all dff episodes every couple weeks.

Jerome Croasdale

I think the $10 patrons deserve more content. Something completely different that would encourage your $5 patrons to upgrade. I do, however appreciate the extra streams by TJ lately.

Austin

I know there are a lot of people (both inside and the plebs outside of Patreon) who talk about wanting more and longer shows - but I personally go in almost the opposite direction; I wish you guys would invest more time in a single show, and just do less of them. They don’t necessarily need to be ‘longer,’ and I have no idea if this idea would actually pay off in the end, but I do get the impression that the early episodes of DFF (like the first year) had a lot more emotional investment and excitement on your guy’s end than most of the episodes that are pumped out now. Each one felt more ‘unique,’ I still enjoy them when they come out, but it’s honestly getting to the point where I don’t even remember most of the episodes you guys are making nowadays a few weeks after they come out, and most of the episodes most codified in my memory banks were definitely the earlier ones. To me, that’s a sign of something Now, I am hyper-actively aware that I am probably in the vast minority of fans when I say I’d prefer more dedicated episodes, at the expense of less episodes.

Gavin Burns

Love it, but I crave more DD&DD.

Josh Jerome

More Segmento. He has such soulful eyes.

Zygote

Segments.. and audience/pleb roastings.

Sven K

reupload cabbage patch kids please

Mushy

I love it but I have some complaints, I like the podcast and love abandon hope, I don't like the TJ and Paul live streams I think they are cringy and lame, I've tried to sit through them but it's always just an hour of meandering borning nonsense while people spam poopballs and other dead dp memes in the chat. So honestly I wish there was less of that. What I wish I could see more of is Dank D&D, More Movie Reviews, More Movie watching, And most of all above all else, I want to see more episodes of Paul watching DS9. I'm a 5$ supporter, but if Paul watching DS9 came back I would up it to 10$ just out of joy of seeing it come back. I love the podcast so I have little to complain about here, my favorite episode is the Elron Hubbard one, and I in general like the episodes that cover crazy historical figures. The Joseph Smith one was a really good episode. Episodes I would like to see of DFF -DFF Brigham Young -DFF The Wild West -DFF Outlaws (Billy The Kid, Bonnie and Clyde, Butch Cassidy, Etc) -DFF Star Wars or Star Trek Races 2 (The First one was real good) -DFF Rajneeshpuram (A Wild cult that turned terrorist) -THE BANTERSODE 3 Really anything mildly historical will pique my interest, but the only episode I didn't like was the Elder Scrolls one, so like your good v bad episode rate in my eyes is near perfect.

kirk koebel

The only thing I dislike is that sometimes there are audio links for episodes and sometimes there isn't. If that gets fixed then we're golden, Ponyboy.

PhatNutz

Do higher quality episodes. I thought you guys wanted to escape a repetitive formula like that of DPP, but now you’re doing the same thing. The early episodes where you all did a part of the research instead of just one of you was much better.

Sam Bray

TJs incessant spam posting shits me off. I don’t need an email every time he wants to make an edit on a post about video suggestions. Also, exclusive streams don’t seem like bonus content to me. If you want the show to grow you need to stop opening the show with TJ peaking through the mic shouting “WHAT’S UP YA FACKEN PIECES A SSHHHYIT!” And you need to start bringing guests on the show. Real guests, not shit-posting Internet goons

Edvard Lundgren

Honestly its good. I've been a patron since very early on, probably right around when you started using patreon as a paywall, and I don't remember being dissatisfied at any point.

Alex J

New patron here. Still sifting through all the content. So far, well worth it. Would like to see more Cinema for Cynics videos.

Daniel Einarsson

I just wish I had easier access to the whole backlog

Zayo Dadong

I wouldn't change the patreon's structure or the show but guests would be cool. It's one of the only things I miss about the old podcast.

Origin

A movie commentary every weekend!!!

Origin

Steelmanville road???

Barrel Titor

Avoid over saturation. Do not go post crazy with content.

Barrel Titor

Oh and forgot to add. Shit on the free plebs more often. Being a patron is the only compliment I get to hear.

Anonymous

More highdeology

Authentic Individual

When there is nothing else I find you consistantly watchable. I have for years. Your programs get me thorough my mornings pretty often. I hate your political videos. I don't care that you make them, but it does cut down on watchable content.

Anonymous

I just want more content lol

Ryan Garcia

As an entitled chefs table mutherfuker I will say that all the comments are shit. Do you DFF and whenever you’re coming to the Bay Area I’m gonna fukin see you sons of bitches. Maybe invite a special guest once in a while relevant to the material being covered. Like a scientist, anthropologist, doctor, or astronaut. I want DFF to be educational and shitty at the same time. Give me a Twinkie served with some Brussels sprouts biiiich hahaha I’m ranting cuz your gonna read this shit. “Fuk you TJ” that’s from Scotty. “Suck it Paul” that’s from TJ. “Die Scotty Die” that’s from TJ while hanging out with Paul. Oakland in the house muthafukaz!!!

Christian McDougall

Overall, it's the most valuable $5 I spend every month. I just want some more Dank Dungeons!

Anonymous

Needs more DND. Other than that I think it’s pretty much perfect.

Jake Blankenship

You guys are killing it. Love the relevant and wacky news stories on flash fried. Love that tj is doing more abandon hope. maybe subject paul to more of it. And I really enjoy the informative episodes like the deformities episode. 10/10

Jake Blankenship

Also I realized that came off a little ass Kissy. Eat a dick and Fucking die Tee-jay

Mark Major

The app video video player is trash

Brandon Lee

Love it, Looking forward to more DDnDD content. Having a guest every couple months could be fun.. Scotty could stand to gain some weight 40-50lbs.. otherwise y'all are solid. Thanks guys, Eat shit.

Preston Neal

Some of the topical episodes are difficult to get into. It’s more interesting sometimes to just hear you guys shoot the shit, with information being injected in occasion, rather than one of the hosts going through a bullet point list of facts.

Brandon Erickson

Easier acess to the backlog, but other than that it's all a lot of content. The only major thing I want in Dank DnD but I already know y'all are working on that. I'd ask for more Cinema for Cynics stuff but it's unfair to force out videos if y'all have no drive to make em.

Anonymous

Aside from the Friday show, my favorite content are the movie commentaries. I would love it if there was a way to air more movie commentaries per month, even if it means cutting back on other content

Fist406

I love it, but I'm not huge on episodes like balls or penis or vagina.

Anonymous

I mostly enjoy how everything is going so far, however I'd personally like to see more more movie reactions, and Dank D&D.

Baba-Mail

Fucking love it. Would like to see more movie watching and more person comparison those are awesome. Also more in depth ones like the squid are really good.

Anders Rosendal

I love it. But I would like the episodes to be at least 90 min.

ana

I know i might be a minority on this, but i really don't care for the movie commentaries (i'm much more of a gamer than someone who watches movies) nor do i watch Abandon hope (perhaps i don't find the idea of the show - to deliberately seek out the most aggrevating/depressing stuff to be that compelling). The D&D stuff still makes me choose the "Love the patreon, but it can be improved" for that stuff (especially when you guys really get into the role playing aspect) is a ton of fun! I feel like even more diversity of content (maybe come up with more frequent special events - e.g. i'm thinking of something like the Wheel of misfortune from DP) would be better for the show for I am kinda tired of the wikipedia esque narration of facts (with the occasional silly banter thrown in it) that some of the shorter topic focused episodes are (this seems to me be especially true with Scotty's episode).

Lloyd Llewellyn

Dude I don’t think that they have the resources to be investigative journalists

Lloyd Llewellyn

I’m probably in the minority where I say no guest hosts. Scoring an interview with Uwe Boll was cool but I’d live if I never saw any other youtubers on this show. Other than that keep doing what you’re doing but I’d think it’d be cool if you mixed it up a bit and threw out more tournaments and even Donald Trump vs Mystery President 2: Electric Boogaloo. Oh and I’m still campaigning for DFF Bill Maher v Howard Stern.

Deith Kavid

There's a good amount of content offered, no complaints there. But I gotta admit I find the top 10 list stuff to often be pretty dry.

Goat da Stoner

I think the content is great. I the only thing that I would change is the list episodes. The in depth analysis of the topic is strong but the list portion is weak.

Erik Nilsson

I know you made an archive but you have to scroll down alot to find it. Maybe you can make it easier to access?

RickScaggs

I'm not much a fan of politics. But everything else you guys cover is fucking sweet

Null

Make an up to date archive regularly ( every 3-4 weeks)

Matt Schilling

Scrolling through Patreon is slow, and it takes a while to load

N

Is there a way to search particular videos? Can you guys make something like a set of playlists for different types of videos so they're easier to access? Other than that you guys rule.

Trash Daddy

I love the show and everything you guys do. The only thing I would like to see is you guys doing a few more movie viewings

Anonymous

a set schedule for everything would be nice

Sir Drinkalot

Make announcements directly on here, and make them quick, when a show is rescheduled so I won’t go looking for it for fifteen minutes like an idiot. You can do that for the pleb shows as well (although it would be fairer to the plebs to let them know also). Otherwise I love everything. I think it’s well structured and the amount is ample.

Anonymous

I feel like it's missing things from the archive

Pissed off mushroom

Problem is, this is one of those things where I don't know what I want other than something fresh. When this started, I never knew what video would come out. It went from Snake cults to debates on batman Vs James bond with a stage 5 hurricane to DD&DD. Like the show structure itself was always changing. Some ideas didn't always land but then I'd argue that some of these latest videos like deformities 2, and celebrities who got fat aren't landing for me anyway. I'd rather you took the risk to try a new interesting concept than making an easy throw away subject.

Lude Jaw

Fuck man, I spend $5 and now my phone fuckin goes off all day with new content :D

Lude Jaw

Also i want more senior tomate

deadkill27

I think it would be nice to have access to all the content you guys release all in one place rather than having to switch back and forth between Youtube and Patreon all the time. Sometimes I want to go back and watch one of your old episodes and I can't remember if it was a patron episode or a normal episode which makes it even more difficult to find when having to search two different places.

Hyperblob

I'd love ot if TJ did more of his old scripted content. Or Deep Fat Frieds on more current topics

U wot m8

I know you guys are not big on video games. But I'd love to see a genuine review of any given game, maybe in the style of Cinema for Cynics. I guess the Skyrim DFF wasn't recieved well, but I enjoyed it.

MacabreMole

I'd like more running topics/gags/segments. I know this isn't DP but I did enjoy the aspect of things like crazy people or ongoing rivalries/observation of people. Having segments to keep up on made me pay more attention because there could be, at any moment, additional information or new developments with certain things that had been a regular focus.

Tyler Smith

Honestly, i think it's awesome you guys are willing to listen to your supporters. Honestly, I am happy with how you guys work it. I do think it'd be cool if Vimeo wasn't used but I completely understand why you guys have to use it sometimes. But as for anyone, theres always ways to improve. I do like when you guys do Supercuts with neat editing within pre-recorded videos :) I'd like to see more of those if possible. But other than that, I'm satisfied and have a full belly thanks to you guys ^^ I'm happy to be here and be a supporter.

Pissed off mushroom
>>30077429

To be clear though. I don't think your content is bad. I'm still entertained but if I would want something, this would be it.

Luke Sega

Do you still have the website with the archive of videos? Sometimes I want to watch an old episode but finding it on here is a nightmare, Maybe I'm doing it wrong. Get Howard bloom on as a guest episode Dff howard bloom otherwise really like your content, please dont rest on your laurels and continue to make excellent content thank you

Anonymous

I don't know how it could be accomplished (or if it's already easy and i just don't know how) and am too lazy to think about it but it would be nice if there was an easier way to sort out episodes you've already seen from the new ones after not watching for a while.

WoahMoses

I love your Patreon, but the website itself is shit.

Anonymous

i hate it, yet i am still here to get the links to the content i pay for.

Madison Noneofurbeewax

Hey could u make finding videos easier by like typing in a title. Also saving vids in a catalogue- not sure if possible. Anyway really love it

ScottS

I love the content. Some things I'd like to see - more movie commentary. The shitter the movie the better, maybe every week or fortnight. May I suggest "Howling 3 - the marsupials". Be great to see you guys have guests on every now and then . The Uwe Boll episode was excellent. If you could get Alex Jones, that would be magic.

Tomagangi

Just shut up and take my money!! also I think there's alot of juicy content in WRASELING = DFF

Nuuk

I would like some more "behind the scenes" stuff, but that's just me. Nothing is "wrong" with the patreon though.

Atticus Omundson

I'd love if there were Patron-voted polls for episode topics more often. You guys are usually pretty good about picking interesting topics, but the Patron-voted episodes from a few weeks ago were the best

Illjay

The only thing I would want is more cinema for cynics content.

Mike Larmon

Would like to see an occasional guest.

Matthew McKenna

I'd love it if i could find the damn index of posts so i can listen to the older ones without having to scroll for forever.

Matt Newman

Also, reupload that DFF vs. Garbage Pail KIds!!

Skrizz ThaDizz

Id love a live chat. I don't remember if yall do that still. Even like it was, jus one Saturday a month or 2.

Skrizz ThaDizz

Live chat aside. Love the show. I wish I'd had the patreon app sooner. Love the prohibition episode also dudes. Hey dudes, keep on truckin man. Great stuff yall. Love the behind the scenes and stuff too.

Anonymous

My only feedback when it comes to this Patreon is having the archive we were promised. I know there were many failed attempts at creating the archive but I would really appreciate being able to have 1 place to find all of your content. Other then that best Patreon out there and I hope you guys never stop doing your thing!

Anonymous

It can be hard to find certain episodes sometimes, but I think thats more of an issue with how patreon is setup.

Izaak

I would love a cinema for cynics archive

Miltiades

I like mostly the banter and watching movies

Anonymous

I would appreciate more movie reviews

Anonymous

And more episodes with audio available. (I listen to it while I'm at work)

Shay

Add guests from time to time

Azazel

Need to put that DnD set to use , You bastards . Some1 go taze Paul , get his ass up . Get em motivated . Or at the vary least film the tazing process. That should make for some funny ha ha,s & good content i can fall asleep to at night.

AARON

Honestly, the Yang hit peice turned me off from the show. Clearly Paul just didn't want to think about the subject and turned out garbage. It was a show I was honestly pumped for, but it ended being kind of low effort. With that said. I think you guys should get a writer to help you out. That way you guys could work on your characters more. I think it would be cool if you had a little more format to the show. A TJ opening monologue, then introduction to the topic, jokes, a debate (serious or funny) about the topic, then some kind of closing. Maybe even throw movie review in there. Just do something that all parties are enthusiastic about, because nthe low effort shows are shit.

Bear

Only thing I'd want is more consistent audio uploads.

Patrik

I would love a place to watch all the episodes. I was trying to find the Kurt Cobain episode and it took me 20+ minutes. Thanks for all the effort you put into your work.

Nicholas Walrath

My chief issue is that Patreon is an absolute chore to navigate for finding older content.

Rat squatch

No guets please, I can see maybe for certain shows but i'm paying to watch the trio and I feel a guest would detract from your guys chemistry. I honesty enjoy the creative freedom you have with the format you guys have

Blayze

I love it but it is hard to find older episodes sometimes. More organized master lists or something would be cool!

Anonymous

My selfish ass wants a weekly Abandon Hope featuring either Scotty or Paul

Benjamin

I love everything I just want easy audio access - the Patron episode podcast RSS link does not work and stuff like abandon hope doesn’t seem to have any audio - I’m always listening on the go I’d easily kick up to $10 / month with some better audio support

Bork_Borkner

Really underutilizing Dinoaur in your content. Maybe just axe Scotty, for a POV Dinoaur cam slot on your Mon Fri shows.

PETER

Like to see a DEEP FAT FRIED website one day, where everything is there to read and watch

fabian höfler

More banter, less "Wikipedia the show"

Anonymous

My biggest issue is that the patreon seems disorganized and difficult to find things I want to find. Like I want to watch old DnD sessions but find it tedious to scroll through pages upon pages to find them.

Alan Noble

Its great but it'd be better if it wasn't just 1 person researching the segment and the other 2 just reacting to it. Basically on flash fried you are all familiar with the topic so you guys argue and vamp off each other, on the regular episodes its 1 guy presenting the info and the other 2 just doing a "react video" essentially.

Cardigan Broadmoor

I only chose the second option because I did not want to imply you should never change anything going forward. It is always fun to see what formats you guys come up with. That being said, I personally don't have any drastic critiques.

Alan Noble
>>30090015

honestly i find all their patreon videos through my old emails haha. MUCH easier to navigate your gmail account than Patreon.

Nicholas
>>30091478

DDNDD has it's own sub category on the side bar with all 4 episodes, you don't have to scroll to find them

Nicholas

i'm still hoping for a patrons archive site, with the review for garbage pail kids completely gone it would be nice to have a place where you know all the content can still be found. also you could post other lost videos like the 24hr show part 3 that got taken down.

David

3rd option. Like. Flash fried segment is good because i love your perspective on the news issues. Everything else. Like the other stuff yall post ? Seems lackluster? Or like uninteresting to me for some weird reason. Maybe my adhd. Banter is Amazing. Xoxoxo

Matthew Colgan

Like once a month or so have an expert guest to help with topic

Brian

I’d like to see one of the weekly topic driven DFF shows traded for a second Flash Fried. I know this won’t happen though, so maybe 1 extra Flash Fried a month which is available only to Patrons? And it’d be cool if you could be more concrete with when Abandon Hopes will be taking place so the people who want to watch live can plan accordingly.

Owen Grossman

I know you guys said you don’t like doing the news a lot but an extra flash dried once in a while would be cool

Kittytime

new segments where each one of you got to put out more of your own feelings on things would be cool. maybe debates or discussions on ethical dilemmas? things could get pretty spirited or funny depending on the topic! still super happy though!

Avant Johnston

I'd definitely like to see a list of videos or a way to search through the older content. A number of times a video is referenced and I want to watch it but I can never find it. I scroll down the list but it often doesn't load and the scroll bar is very sensitive so I just give up on it sometimes lol .Love the content though always a good laugh and variety of topics

BrandonofChemistry

The only thing I’d constructively criticize is there needs to be some form of a working and updated library that links to older content. Thanks!

Anonymous

You guys are a little inconsistent about delivering a couple of the perks (mostly Abandon Hope and movie commentaries). Other than that, I love the content I'm getting.

Sven

i dont like that you guys started pushing so much to the 10 dollar patrons, when DFF started you all seemed to have alot of conviction with the 5 dollar patrons being the main business plan. now i really feel like 10 dollar patrons are getting the added goodies, while the 5 dollar patrons are stuck with what they got at the start. and that really sucks, i dont have an extra 5 buck to throw to u guys every month. and with how things in my life right now, i may need to cease being a patron at all. which makes me really sad because i wont get to see my favorite ppl on the internet nearly as much. <3

Ryan Faulknor

I absolutely love this patreon and all it has to offer, but I wish every single episode, new and old had an audio version for download. My internet connection isn't the best so I can't always use YouTube, and Vimeo doesn't work at all for me. I'll always be with you guys no matter what though.

Craig Ryan

My only complaint is reaching the old videos. Patreon needs to make it easier to access old content.

RJH
>>30098279

i 2nd this Patreon system makes it a chore if you want to see older vids.

Shrunken Presence

More Movies I always look forward to a new one and re watch the old ones, maybe an extra flash fried overlooking the month , basically more. Content I would pay 10 then right now content is well worth 5

Warren Shively

audio files of everything woud be a definite plus but still dig the perks

Lupin X

Moar contento

Devon Greathouse

The audio still needs some work. Often times your voices are more prominent than the video content you're featuring, sometimes the difference is extreme. Get a better mix between the two and you'll be that much more polished. Nice work otherwise! Keep it up!

Brhett Friedrich

No way for me to find the older movie commentaries and the live meetup footage. Can't find either, if someone could link it I'd be thankful!

Danny Jones

I'd love it if you did more DFF watches series, I'd love a DFF watches making a murderer or the staircase murder.

Alena Leonova

more cinema for cynics but also more reviews of just absolutely horrible movies ngl that adam sandler episode had me wetting my pants with laughter

Keegan Znosko

Get that dank d&d, change the podcast's look a little. Things need to be in change and movement or else they stagnate. Not extreme change but something

Nicholas Pearson

I'm sad that Cinema for Cynics just suddenly stopped. It was actually gaining steam and for some reason you guys just abandoned it.

Christopher Borra

Being a patron from the start, I feel like a bit of a douche and punished for just being too poor to afford the ten buck one. That's all.

Anonymous

Video search bar would be great. Gaming content would be cool too. I know you guys like the fallout franchise. Watching you guys play through fallout 3/new vegas or even obsidian’s new IP “The Outer Worlds” would be entertaining.

Sam

A well-organized subscription-based website dedicated to DFF content would be preferable.

Jacob Goodyear

2 news shows a week cause I get my news no other way, and more frequent bantersodes or have an hour of banter in least in each episode. I care more about your stories than the biology of a spider.

Gigantopithecus

I love it, but any innovation is always a good thing. Keep doing what you guys do. But......I WANT MORE D&D PLEASE!!

Neebsz

More Cinema VS Cynics content, More has-been and and celebrity VS shows, and more Dank Dungeons.

Nicholas Hamilton

I love it but I would like a better way to get a heads-up on live shows; I want to watch live but I don't always know when you are showing a new streaming show and it seems hit-and-miss if I get any comments in those, also you say you have been making a great studio for DDnDD...either show what you have been doing to make it really cool or just post more DDnDD without a great studio...either way don't leave us in the dark

NOAH EARTHLING

I'd love to see an episode with a good guest. Maybe do a live election video with Kyle Kulisnki

Not A Computer

You always seem to work on massive projects that are over an hour long but it would be ok if every now and then you added some less involved 10-30 minute videos between the bigger projects. Maybe some sort of patron only thing that's similar to the old videos Paul and TJ used to make. Micro-Fat? Mini-Fried? Either way.

Magatama

I need more Cynics vs Cinema. It's my favorite content that you guys put out by far.

Anonymous

Every once in a while, a video will show as unavailable to me, so it would be cool if there was a way to get them up again in some way, perhaps in an archive site as another user mentioned. Other than that, I'm satisfied

Anonymous

Audio only options for everything please. I don't want to see the horror of the DFF cast.

The Glue Boblin

I think the mobile version should be more orginized, for example dd&dd, cinima for cinics, and other content should be easily accessible.

Duckling Duckins

yea more DDnDD also i think you guys are kinda cutting short on the flash fried in the last months, maybe its linked to some health issues i dont know but when you fags feel better or like it i would love to see a FAT flash fried like 4 hours with like some spicy topics, i would watch it. Otherwise i think you guys do a good enough job :)

Anonymous

More movies damnit! Other than that it's good.

The Shaky Surgeon

Would love more movie commentaries, hell, even the brief video game stuff TJ and Scotty did was absolutely hilarious. Would LOVE to see even just a few of those here and there.

Alex

More movie stuff please! <3

Siq Nox

Since you guys make mp3s available, would you consider making a patreon-exclusive RSS feed that has all the episodes, including non-patron episodes? I almost exclusively listen to this podcast at work and on my commute, and I always run them through a youtube-mp3 converter if there isn't one already.

Elladonna

Love it but when the patreon episodes are barely an hour (or sometimes less if you take out the banter) it can be a little disappointing.

Karim

As many here have noted, an archive, either as a regular post on patreon or on a separate website, would really be appreciated. Bonus points if we can have both public and patreon-only episodes in the same archive. Also, it would be dope to have audio versions of older episodes. The subjects are hit or miss for me, but the show is always entertaining.

Moe's

1 hour flash fried feels waaay too short, given that there are enough stories every week for a 2 hour show, non-patreons could get the 1 hour preview. Also please do more movies or video games stuff and I sincerely hope you guys have backed up in case patreon decides to sargon you.

Hypnotic Visionaire

I voted for the second phase, and I must say that the output is incredible. Easily the best on Patreon. Here’s what I would do though to make it better. First and foremost, I think it would be great for you to give weekly updates about the episodes coming up on Monday/Friday to $5 patrons. $10 ones generally get a video showcasing your monthly schedule (though we haven’t seen one in a while) but the surprise attack doesn’t work when these episodes are only twice a week and we are all busy. I would have loved to known that last weeks Friday episode would have just been a bantersode back on that Monday so I could have ignored it & focus on other things that night. But this applies to the episodes I want to watch as well. My schedule isn’t the most open in the world, and knowing what to look forward to (or not look forward to) would help me out as a fan. Not to mention, it would be a good advertisement on your Monday show to tell everybody what your Friday show will be about. Next, is Abandon Hope. I am very happy that this is coming back (especially since some of the episodes include the other pessimists) and it’s been good for far. But it isn’t great, and I think there’s a couple reasons for this. First and foremost, you don’t give anybody any ideas about the kind of content you are looking for. So when we send links, it always seems like you are just randomly picking out of the rough. This might seem okay, but a lot of the content just revolves around basic retreads of shit you have said a thousand times before. And as cool as some people in this fan base can be, the community as a whole does like to share the same stories & get the same reactions from you three (remember Brett Keane anybody). Even if that is what the fans genuinely want (and honestly, I just think a lot of your fans aren't thinking or researching), this isn’t sustainable. And you’ll run yourself into a Drunken-Peasants esque situation where you just make the same show week after week (which isn’t fun for anybody else). Down below is what I would do. Only do Abandon Hope every two weeks. Give everybody a clear date (or time window) as to when this will premiere. Say a general theme that you are interested in when we are searching for stories (it can be vague but it should have some consistency). Then have a cut-off date about 3-5 days before the release date so you can properly vet out the stories and create the best show possible. Speaking of which, I think it would be a brilliant idea if you had different shorter videos that discussed particular ideas. In fact, if I was in charge, I would have you all get a new video up everyday discussing something. An example would be a 15 minute on a Tuesday discussing trailers or a 25 minute Video on a Saturday discussing what Paul would do if he was able to create the perfect democratic candidate. I know this is a lot of work though, so maybe one or two a week would work. But I think it would be a great idea since you can give more content out & discuss other ideas that can’t be done on the main show. It would also give us more content, which is always a win-win. The last thing you should all do is sell the idea of event episodes. As much as I hated DP back in the day, the event episodes were always exciting. And the 24 hour episode of DFF was something I looked forward to and appreciated. You don’t have to make the event episodes about length, but maybe focus them on theme and spending more money. For example, make a Quarterly Series (once every Four Months) about food in a certain region. You can make it 6-8 hours, hire a chef, give us ingredients so that we can cook aside with you all and have a meaty (pun intended) episode about the History of a Place through their food. If this is not what you want though, the idea of a Quarterly Event Episode is a good idea that your fans will love and will get you more press. All in all, you are doing a great job but improvement is always something to strive towards. I think the biggest flaw is that you guys are stuck with the same audience you had 2 Years Ago, and can’t really get any new fans. But you give us longtime fans a lot of content to watch, and I appreciate it. Regardless of what you do, keep it up and never give up the hustle.

Amelia
>>30066733

You should be able to open the hidden links in the YouTube and Vimeo apps

John

There are inconsistencies with the video player. Sometimes video plays with ease, other times it takes forever to load. I also don’t like how the video player won’t save where you are in the show. It always restarts at the beginning.

Trevor Hood

Please continue reviewing DS9 with Paul, I really enjoyed the first season review.

Drone

Maybe make flash fried half an hour longer perhaps?

MDO

Make it easier to access older content

Anonymous

More cinema for cynics would be cool.

Bohden

I love everything you guys are doing. I guess in a world where I could add something I personally want, I would love more movie commentaries or content like it. I always look forward to the one we get per month.

Jeremy Geller

Honestly it’s all solid I just hate going to YouTube for a bunch of he content, if something had to change I guess uploading no patron episodes to patron but that would probably hurt your guys view counters though I doubt YouTube gives you any money anyways

William Rack

I would like it if i could pay for just the content im interested in, at the moment im on the $10 level, im interested in the DFF episodes, Flash Fried, and occasionally the Cinema for cynics content, im not really interested in the pre-post shows, the behind the scenes stuff, the monthly group live streams, the AMA's, or Hideology. I would prefer if i could pay for each of the things separately instead of having to buy a package deal with some extra stuff i don't really want.

Michael Allen CPA

I've always enjoyed your sketches (eggs, bricks, etc). I'm not saying those need to be revived, but I would be interested in seeing some sketch comedy from you guys once in a while. Even if it was a rare offering, like once a year, it would still be a fun perk. I rated "Love it, but there's ways it could be better (tell us in comments)"

Ken

We need a functioning archive that is easy to navigate. Your content and the amount is great but patreon is a steaming pile of shit

Anonymous

I also think we need a better interface for your backlog of content. Sound cloud is ok, but it lacks an archive of patron content

Xeno Ferrer

My comment is similar to other's, audio only content is lacking. The sound cloud is alright but the RSS only has 2 posts in it. otherwise doing great.

Helm Burte

The quality of the content has gone down. I enjoyed the episodes about contemporary figures (Mike Meyers/ Dana Carvey, Ben Shapiro) because you guys were able to have strong opinions about those topics; the episodes that suck are, for example, the Testicles episode, which was like viewing a middleschooler's powerpoint presentation full of info mostly taken from wikipedia. The show is best when it revolves around you and your onscreen personalities, and less about random information that you're reading off the internet.

Rob Waters

Love but could be better- no suggestions, just open to change. I'm often not sure what the difference between Highdeology and abandon hope are so those would be a good place to deviate and experiment.

AkiK

Maybe a European timezone friendly Abandon hope/Highdeology every now and then. Browsing older content could be easier though that's more Patreons fault.

MR_Toast

Fix the fucking garbage pail kids C4C video link... please.

William Wheeles

The only problem is the vimeo uploads, those made me drop from a feast to a buffet user

BettaPonic

More Vimeo episodes, as much as I hate Vimeo and it plays like garbage. I like the content of the videos better. It seems you guys can get away with a lot more on that platform and I’m perfectly happy to deal with a little more tech bs if it means you guys have to deal with less censorship and copyright bs, which really makes the episodes better.

Anon

Navigating posts on patreon is garbage, everything else is good

Ben R

Overall I like almost everything you guys put out, but if you want some minor nitpicks, here you go: finding older stuff on Patreon is a major pain in the ass, more consistent audio links, more static images during shows (I don’t watch too often but it always annoys me when I do and the same picture is up for 10+ minutes), and an extra movie every once in a while would be nice (maybe come up with a list between yourselves and let people vote on which one they want you guys to watch).

Col

Finding older episodes are a pain.

BocephusJenkins

Love the content, but there’s almost no offline options for it. I usually listen to the audio, and having YouTube open throughout on weak cellular data isn’t very efficient. I was able to download content from Vimeo and audio links, but those aren’t really options anymore. I’d be happy with consistent audio links to provide an offline alternative.

Kelley White

We need an archive and downloadable audio links for those of us who work and listen.

Anthonymalecki

Archive and guests, other than that doing great.

SpasticTurtle

The occasional live show at a 'better' time for us unfortunate European fans would be lovely but your shit is great, keep it rolling. Plus more hilarious Paul laughter, please.

Megatron

Though I love your patreon, I find it a bit hard to find older content since there's so much of it now. I'd appreciate some form of patreon-only stuff archiving or some better way to retroactively sort types of content.

Anonymous

Yes. More archiving. I really want to watch all your DND stuff, but it takes a lot to get back to them.. THERES GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY!

Anonymous

Honestly, I feel like it could be a little more fleshed out in terms of the tiers. Maybe spreading out certain perks you get in the Buffet into smaller and intermediate tiers. That's mainly what was putting me off to the Patreon for a little while. Each Tier is perk rich, but not varient. I personally don't like Highdeology and only use the Patreon for the main show and Abandon Hope, so I feel like I'm paying for extra things I don't want. And I'm sure everyone has their preferences. Making tiers for different shows would be something I'd personally love to see.

WileyBoxx

sucking my fuckin chode would make it better

Sebastian

It's good but could be better. Also where is DDNDD?

Anonymous

I’d like for it to be easier to download audio/video to watch offline. I can’t do shit on Patreon. The few successful times I have managed to download a video to watch offline, it was a very long and obnoxious process. I like to listen to/watch your videos at work, but I have really shitty service there and no WiFi. And half the time I can’t even get the audio links to download... download for offline would be awesome.

Dallas

I really wish there as a more effective means of seeing all the videos. Maybe some kind of tag?

H3Vtux

Do more DDND

Lizzie Hayashi

Just one critique: some of the episode links (like the Garbage Pail Kids review) don’t work anymore and I really miss them. That’s all.

Adam Roesner

The podcast app link has never worked for me so my only choice is to watch vids through patreon which is not ideal as I like to listen while I work out and do other things

Anonymous

I love your content. I been watching you guy's for years, finally became a Patron this Christmas. Will likely follow you are as long as you let me.

MinimusDongus

I just want a website/easily accessible repository. The most infuriating thing about this Patreon is its clunkiness. Your previous master post was buried and this latest one will be too. I heard alot about one in the works and not much else since. It’s becoming a make or break point for me honestly. Idk how others feel tho, best of luck friends.

Dungeons and Deadlifts

I just can't wait for the next installment of Dank Dungeons & Drunken Dragons

Subtractive Email

Would much rather have a website with pages, categories, tags, and a proper search bar.

Evan Wright

I doubt you guys are still looking at this, but the only thing I'd say is it'd be nice if we could find the older patron shows a bit easier.

Dylan Dixon

very hard to find old posts, even a simple page with links to all of them world work.

Andrew Ross

I'm happy to hear you're working on a more accommodating website to peruse Private episodes. Other than that, keep up the awesome shit.

Anonymous

It needs some sort of archive, I missed a couple Dank Dungeons videos but cant find them

Hal Duke

TJ gotta realise hes an intellectual rockstar and warrior for truth and humanity and stop being such a BITCH. You know what i mean. Paul needs to move from alluding to the justice of a slave uprising to actually organising and inciting uprising. Scotty, great job champ you're a bonified star. Award for least degraded, most improved pessimist , goes to you. I would have given the title to Paul but then I remembered he was always this good

Weston.What

Would be nice if everything had the audio download link. (I listen to this at work and can't really have videos playing in my pocket all day.)

David Chapman

Love you guys, but the patreon format is trash. Only able to search for creators, but not search their content. Having to scroll through hundreds or even thousands of posts to find anything is a God damn butt fukkin nightmare.

Capyboi7

What David Chapman said.

Mike Christopher

I need an easier way to find all the episodes in one place when in stoned at 3 in the morning

David Kepple

An easy way to access the older shows.