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DFF vs. Rhinestone (Patreon)

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2020-01-15 21:45:16
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2026-06
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Videos

Content

This one is on the Jack and Jill level of awful. Beware. 

Files

Previews only

DFF vs. Rhinestone

Oof

Comments

Zachary Recer

Any chance this will be available to watch again ?

Bilge

Thanks for the new episode :D Do we have links for other movie watching episodes, I'm new so I don't know...

Tyler

Good thing I get baked to watch these.

The Stargazer

When are you guys finally gonna take the trip down Steelmanville Road?

Dude Guyman

Literally just became a patron like 2 hours ago. Thanks for a meal already 👍

Magatama

Do "Where The Dead Go To Die" next. It's like a fucked up horror version of Misty Green Sky. Like really fucked up...

Josh Jerome

Well it's this or severing my own cock with a meat tenderizer and I really don't feel like mopping the kitchen floor.

Josh Jerome

"You know, tits are great, but what they really need is half a container of fucking glitter" said no human ever

Liam

I'm making a hydrogen peroxide ibuprofen smoothie

Isaiah Miller

Anyone else getting crazy lag on vimeo?

Josh Jerome

"Fairy Hick Queen" made me chuckle slightly, but that's mainly because I pictured Cinderella's prayers being answered by a shoeless slack-jawed bumpkin

Justin Carter

Anyone else having trouble adding it to watch later on Vimeo? Literally downloaded it to watch from the app but it won’t show up🍑

Heather Squidz

Holy shit! I just paused because I got an alert on Twitter...Turns out Warren and Bernie's mike was on during the handshake debacle and...wow is Warren a BITCH. Also Steyer lied about not hearing them. So there were 2 liars by Bernie that night.

Brian Palmer

Stop avoiding Steelmanville Road, cowards!

Josh Jerome
>>31173493

I mean, Steyer's lie is kind of understandable. His candidacy is tenuous at best. If he went and chose a side in that shit he'd be done. As they say, you piss off 50% of people no matter what you do.

Jonathan

My favorite part of the movie is where TJ started chewing on the DVD case out of frustration at the start of the last song. Stallone has downs. This whole movie was just selling Stallone and Dolly Parton... it's like it didn't matter what it would be about (like a confused flaming horse turd) they simply sell to multiple demographics off of just those 2. Plenty of morons will go see it regardless. Don't ever spend the money we give you on something like this ever again.

David

Knights of Badassdom next. Cast = Peter Dinklage, Steve Zahn, Ryan Kwanten and Summer Glau

Zayo Dadong

Yes you guys should definitely watch Knights of Badassdom

GodsButtMonkey

Greatest movie ever! Drinkenstein is the greatest song ever!

AlabamaSasquatch

It was bad, don’t get me wrong, but Jack and Jill is in its own category.

ChillBroBaggins

We need a titty comment counter on the screen. It was the only thing keeping everyone sane

Sage Patrus

Damnit now I can't get that song at the beginning out of my head! Great commentary though

Jack of Tears

I kind of liked the 'duck man's opening song - we should get more country music about mutilation.

Shannon

DFF vs. Dolly's tig o' bitties

Dragoon

So this tells me that Stallone wanted to become the white Eddie Murphy. I feel like Stallone was SUPPOSED TO (i.e. was told to) learn a little bit of guitar and singing as preparation for this role. But he just said "fuck that" and decided he'd just improvise anyway. When he first sang down in the south, I dunno what I expected. Pretty sure I made a face I have never made before. Holy fucking shit I'm laughing my ass off at how incompetently made this movie is.

Anthony Sharp

Watching this reminds me of another great movie. Bauls personal biopic "riding the bus with my sister'".

Dave

You guys should do "The Wandering Earth". It's pretty terrible, despite what the "critics" might say (I presume they were bought)

mango raccoon

could yall please watch vampires kiss or some other crazy nic cage movie?

Matt Schilling

Goddammit I hate country music, that fact alone would make this an irritating movie even if it were good. Its not good

Azazel

Me b4 watching: Ehh how bad could it be Jack & was dog shit but i blame sandler for that . Hopefully the sounds of your torment will make it bearable.

steven decke

The guy in the white suit, Ron Leibman, at the start died a couple of weeks ago.

Fred Funkledunk

I heavily recommend watching “The Fanatic” (2019) starring John Travolta, directed by Fred Durst for the next movie episode. It made less than $4000 in its first week.

Jason the Historian

for a great take on Dolly Parton watch Drunk History on Youtube about her. She is a real angel.

c0lt

nah

Sven K

this is an alternative universe taxi driver

Ghanori85

These movie reviews are higlight of my month. Great content. Thank you.

Jean the Baptiste

I’m a lot like the Rhinestone Cowboy, but in my local town I’m known for my tremendous work ethic. What do they call me?

Lloyd Llewellyn

The only good part of this movie was them big ‘ol smokers Dolly had stashed away in her blouse

Landon Taylor

When you try to click the video but patreon fucking sucks and the video won't play. I want my god damn rhinestone cowboys!!!! Consider this a fucking lawsuit patreon

Christian Mosorjak

Can you post the vimeo link? Patreon won't allow this to be played.

Tectonica

"He is clearly an aggressive homosexual." <3

Martin Duplessis

If you want to venture again in the realm of Shlock Sword and Sorcery, 'The Lost Empire' would be a good choice.

Neebsz

Jesus guys I hadn't seen this for a week cause I kept checking the CVC tab.

Bo Prince

Dollys tits and camel toe are goddess like.

Rinpoo

If he said he was going to pay all the expenses to get her half done, then why the entire scene devoted to him refusing to pay the expenses associated with making him sing?

PhoenixBB

Honestly I didn't think it was that bad

Omar

dolly parton is an amazing singer. you guys are fucking retarded.

Omar

"dolly looks out of place in Tennessee."- dumbass paul

Ebee

This isn't as bad as Jack and Jill, silly person who wrote the description

Jason

Their titty commentary actually make this movie funny.

Mark Sweeney

any way you guys can reupload this?

OldCrow

He sounds like Voltaire with a mouth full of bees.

Cereal And Grape Juice

You have to do Best Little Whorehouse in Texas starring Dolly's tits! She's even got a lingerie scene in there.

Alfons McDope

is it just me or did all the vimeo hosted commentaries get deleted? this is great content, would suck if it's gone