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Which candidate is the most fuckable? (Patreon)

Published:
2020-02-08 02:18:39
Imported:
2026-06

Poll

Which candidate is the most fuckable?

  • Amy Klobuchar 745
  • Elizabeth Warren 171
  • Bernie Sanders 915
  • Pete Buttigieg 375
  • Joe Biden 69
  • Andrew Yang 745
  • Tom Steyer 78
  • 2020-02-08
  • multiple choice
  • 3098 votes
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Comments

Halcyon

Bernie's good at getting fucked.

Gilly

Pete is pretty sexy tbh. Especially compared to any of the others. Yang would probably be my 2nd choice

Hulkster x

Pete for that Twink Bubble Butt

Daniel C. Davis

If she was there everyone would be picking Tulsi.

Repulse

I wish Gabbard was on the stage for this poll

Greg

I think I’d rather kill my self

Dean Toledano

I'd do Elizabeth Warren, I wouldn't be proud of it but I'd do it...

John

Uhm none of them, i’d rather self serve.

Zachary

Paul convinced me of Joe

Skeptical Jesus

Clearly Yang is most bangable, don't vote Bernie just because you like him

Neil Fowlie

being straight i have little choice...........amy with my nose plugged and eyes shut

Matthew Dooley

They don't call him the Yang Bang for nothing.

ian

klobuchar...easy. i just heard paul say shes the least fuckable...shows how off and personal his view is. shes the most fuckable by default. theyre all disgusting. warren no sex appeal. every man on the stage is disgusting, pete is def the least fuckable. and thats wild cuz hes the most youthful.

Jake Blankenship

The only time I’ll ever vote for Amy Klobuchar

Baba-Mail

Warren looks like she takes yoga and would actually have a tight butt. Also her elitist face would look great face down on a pillow. If I were Bi though Yang is the most bangable.

Darren Mikus

Bernie is spiritually thicc. He gonna judge all them booties

Gilly

Pete and Yang

Neil Fowlie
>>32228953

Paul isn't considering the fans here are mostly straight males. So if we were all being serious, Amy would get 75-80% easy

One Moment

Where's John Dulaney

Ignar Husky

Yang, I feel like he's a serious kink dad underneath that bizzman charm. Bernie, cause he'd just be a soft and tender fellow. Pete, cause he's probably a switch and seems like he's also a serious kink daddy

Scott

No tulsi no nut

Pengmaeda

Now this is a democracy I can get behind.

BongHitz4Jesus

I'll grab Klobuchunt by the pussy and not even wait.

Jake Blankenship

Oh wow Tom is Polling the same here as he is on the campaign trail

Cameron Gaye

Amy klobuchar has a pretty fat ass though her accent is god awful

Slizenberg

i wanna feel bernie's wrinkly saggy balls slap against my ass

Skeptical Jesus

Nobody "wants" to fuck Klobuchar, she's just the only viable vagina up there

Abby Danger

Buttigieg. I think he's a cute gay boy.

Nick

Damn wanting to fuck Warren be gay.

Justin Davis

Woah where the hell is Delaney

BruceyDaPug

Guess not to many gays watch this show! I’m surprised bootyjudge isn’t higher on the poll

im bob tbh

Trump should be on here tbh

BettaPonic

74 for Pete or as the DNC would call it victory 😂

Japester

Unironically: probably Yang. But I'm a Bernie cultist so BERNIE.

armoredandroid

Honestly who could say no to Grandpa Joe and his blonde leg hair? With any luck he’ll bring the chains too.

Freak Off

I thought it was a trick question cause buttigieg has butti in the name lol

Joey

Rigged

Richard Armstrong

Id probably fuck Michael Bloomberg but he'd have to pay for it just like this election

Anonymous

She dropped out, but Marianne Williamson.

Brandon Keller

If that Jacob Wohl story weren’t bullshit, I’d have said Warren, if she’s into that kinky shit. Probably not, tho

cyrus

i'm a straight dude; I think I'm leaning more amy over liz. Though bloomberg and steyer are rich and passable enough that i'd still put out for them for the right price

Lucian Hodoboc

Andrew Yang is definitely 'Fuck' on Corpse Midget's "Fuck/Marry/Kill" list.

Marcos

Bernie is my favourite pick for president, but he is ugly as fuck. I voted Yang, if Tulsi was there I'd pick her. Why isn't she on the list.

Fred Funkledunk

Trying to watch the debate coverage, not live anymore so will it be posted later in full? It only shows an image right now of the thumbnail

Gusphase b

Where's coconut milk mommy?

Durt Cobain

Pipe it down the Klobochute

Christopher Borra

I'd hate fuck Warren. Definitely sticking it in her butt.

Josh Jerome

Bernie is going to need universal healthcare after I'm done savaging his star of david

Jordan

face fuck amy . one way to shut her the hell up

Azazel

so much content i can hardly eat another bite , TY DFF

Jay Singh
>>32233788

She'll licky licky then make a shitty midwestern casserole after.

TheMightyHaza

the fuck?? where's tulsi?? she's the only fuckable one besides soccer mom jellobrand who dropped out a million years ago

Bryan Mantle

Where's Tulsi's name? ha ha. Knew she'd run away with it, huh?

Anonymous

I’m sorry Andrew 🤢🍆

nasty taxi

why did so many people vote amy klobuchar

Darius Rose

Where’s Delaney!!!!! Keeping the silent majority down as always!!!!

nasty taxi

andrew yang always be lookin real cute 😳

george

is the Hawaiian bitch not running for president anymore because she is the only one i’ll smash but between the choices i picked Yang because he actually looks lively unlike the two ladies, he is not super old, and he doesn’t have a rat face.

Rob White

i know he looks like a rat, but mayo pete looks pretty tight to me

DJ

I think Yang could pull off being a femboy.

Erik Olsson

Amy Klobuchar! I hate her guts so it would be more like a ”hate-fuck”. Sorry Bernie, but can’t let you feel the burn in your ass, you might get a stroke!

Matt Matt

Kirsten Gillibrand is actually pretty gorgeous for a 52yo.

Moe's
>>32236863

Pulling her short hair while taking her doggystyle, her making lustful submissive noises totally enjoying her punishment....maaan I didn't expect to ever get a boner from thinking about amy.

Chris Pineda

TJ leaving out Tulsi just like CNN and MSNBC. Don't let Galen know you left her off, he might write a long thread about it.

Tito Manfredo

I would pick Klobuchar but only if she wore a muzzle AND a bag over her head so I couldn’t tell it was her.

Rob Head

It's obviously Tulsi, what a fix.

shelbees

The fact that you people chose Klobuchar over Warren is all I need to know

Nicholas Untereiner

My type falls on opposite ends of all spectrums. Really thick or really muscular and really pale or really dark. I'm not saying that I like deep tans. I actually find a dark tan to be pretty gross.

N

Tulsi is the most fuckable but out the ones you have it has to be Yang. If we're going solely on sexual appeal those two I would love to bed.

Brendan Pedersen

Since I'm straight I guess its gotta be Warren even though shes old as fuck

thomas behrens

Im strait but the rest are so bad id bit the bullet

Anonymous

I really wish Tulsi were an option.

Hassan Sabree

If Tulsi were on the list it'd be no contest, Klobuchar is definite gilf tho

Lambination

this pole should be shown as evidence as to why he won the iowa caucas

travis

Bunch of fags. Bernie is 😘

Heather Squidz

I saw a photo of Bernie standing in some tight pants. Bernie be packin.

Mr. Big Stuff

Wait, where's that sexy Homer Simpson looking Delaney.

Sven K

Klobuchunt is like a bitchy teacher so you could use that in role play

Beezhto Lazawoski

when can we expect to be able to watch? I assume you are having issues getting/keepingg it up without being removed?

simon

Tulsi please

Rob Waters

Great job guys, that's the best debate coverage of this season. I didn't know y'all were covering it, so I watch the whole debate on its own, and then I watched the whole thing again with y'alls commentary. Absolutely no regrets! I have a suggestion, don't know if it's a good one, but maybe worth a shot. I was thinking that maybe you could try just getting a compilation of the best moments in a debate and react to that instead of slogging through the full my numbing debate. Either that or reacting to a supercut of just one candidates moments in a debate so you can hyper focus on whether or not that candidate is bullshit

nihilgeist

Tulsi Gabbard is the most fuckable hot MILF

Oliver Edward Morgan

I'd go for Klobuchar. I'd regret it the next morning over coffee, but I'd do it.

Anthonymalecki

Klobuchar but a stapler and comb must be involved.

Dave grissom

The amount of votes on this phone poll vs the most recent DP poll is super telling

Dick McPenis

I’d fuck TJ before any of the people above, and I’m straight

Alessander

no homo but i want some ScottyxPaul fanfiction rignt now

Lord of the Pimp Rings

I voted Klobachunt cause I'm straight and you never specified that I couldn't gag her.

Canadian Attack Moose
>>32267282

Only problem with this is 90% of the candidates are all bullshit, so there’s that. Frankly I was shocked at Steyer’s performance and the fact that this debate stage actually involved some discussion between candidates. Maybe if it’s ABC the whole coverage would be fine but for CNN a highlights could be appropriate. Whatever these fuckers choose I’m game for.

Yuritarded2

I can fuck with Tom Steyer, but only with the lights off.

Beau Hatch

Creepy Uncle Joe fucks, just not consensually.

Xenos Nassar

I would eat Tulsi's entire asshole and I think eating ass is disgusting.

Jason Howard

I'd fuck Klobuchar right now if the opportunity presented itself.

lost and found
>>32345267

I would rape her corpse, and i think that necrophilia is really, really gay Great, now i'm hungry

Duckling Duckins

whoever voted Biden is getting a call from his office right now to set up a date, does tuesday between 11 and 14 sound good to you?

OiOiOile

I like Bernie more but I would rather fuck Yang.

s10w10rr1s

joe biden gang rise up

Vermin_Antichrist

Ok Look....is Klobabitch attractive? ....eh not really but she’s not unfuckable. Light me a few joints, give me a few beers and let me suck on her tits for a minute and I could get into it.

Brandon Lee

I chose the 'All American GangBang' option. Everyone gets a ticket 2 ride except Biden.

Jan S.

Warren kinda looks like my High school english teacher...fuck... but then again i gotta thing for asians...so Yangs Wang can gang bang me. He's rich so he'll probably leave a big tipp for me.

Capyboi7

I don't wanna sound like one of those "I'm so wholesome" assholes, but Sanders or Yang are the only ones i respect enough to be able to fuck. And I'm straight, so that just shows how Amy Klobuchunt and Warren the snake are.